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 Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:15 pm
Ok, I was on Urbis (the local emo hang out, I go down occasionally to stay happening and down with the kids). When a girl, pulled from out of her bag, a 14 inch black rubber d***o, and whacked the guy she was talking to with it, now normally my parting shot is to find the most pretentious emo there and humiliate him, by whacking a Mc Donalds milkshake over his head, instead I decided to ask the girl for the d***o, I run up behind the most pretentious one there, yelled 'MOSSHHHEEERRRR!!!' in my best chav voice, and tackled him to the ground, where I proceeded to start hitting him with this d***o, before getting up I put it down his mouth and walk off, cool as ice.
The crowd is silent as I leave, all in awe of what I'd just done, as I turn the corner behind Starbucks, i hear a raw of laughter from Urbis, but it wasn't until I got on the bus I realised who it was... it was the emo from my pub I smashed the glass over. It was at that point I laughed uncontrollably.
Oh happy days.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:24 pm
From your pub?
I have a similar story, only I was in 3rd grade, and it didnt involve an emo kid. My friend and I (I cant even remember his name anymore! gonk ) were eating lunch at school and this a*****e kid (biggest nerd in our class) throws jello at my friend and I, so we start planning on how to kick his a** the best.
Our third grade class took care of this kid from the Special Ed named Caleb and every day at recess a couple of kids were in charge of watching him today it was me and my friend. So us three get out for recess and we see this a*****e that threw jello on us, so we tell Caleb to go tackle him.
Caleb not only tackled this kid but choked him with one hand and removed one of his slippers with the other and started beating him over the head with it! A teach ran out and pulled him off this a*****e (who's face was now blue) and took him to the office to try and get something out of him. About 30 minutes later his caretaker comes over to tell the principal that he cant talk!
So we got back at a p***k that threw jello at us with no consequences.
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:29 pm
Pub... you know, where you go to drink with friends.
And classy, all I can say is the guy deserved what he got.
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:42 pm
Rellik San Pub... you know, where you go to drink with friends. And classy, all I can say is the guy deserved what he got. Yes, I understand that, but you refered to it as your pub. Just inquiring as to why.
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[Hollow Point] Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2007 5:44 pm
[Hollow Point] Rellik San Pub... you know, where you go to drink with friends. And classy, all I can say is the guy deserved what he got. Yes, I understand that, but you refered to it as your pub. Just inquiring as to why. Oh right, thats just an English colloquialism, you refer to the pub you drink in regularly as 'your pub' or 'the pub'.
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 6:53 am
Goodness gracious, how I would have loved to see this stuff happen! xD
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Posted: Fri Aug 31, 2007 9:58 am
LunarSchemer Goodness gracious, how I would have loved to see this stuff happen! xD The problem is, too many people care about what others might think about them thesedays.
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