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 Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 7:52 pm
Han- You know what, screw the Falcon. I'm going to just buy me a cloudcar and go retire somewhere.
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Posted: Tue Jan 30, 2007 8:12 pm
Anyone: "Curse you Cale Darksun! You have foiled my plans yet again!"
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 4:41 am
Luke- What a piece of junk!
Han- Hey, she get's 2,876,957,284,968,495,2746 to the gallon, kid! That's more than I could ride your mom in one night!
Luke- ZOMG, that's GROSS!!!!!!!............ wait, do you mean my adoptive mom, or real mom? (Bet she was hot...)
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Posted: Sun Feb 04, 2007 5:08 pm
Random Spacer: Hey kid. Want a Corellian Ale?
Link: (Takes it) Hmm...this one has never had one before.
(Drinks it. Looks at it amazed.)
Link: (To self) What else hasnt this one done?
(Cut to: Link electifying Ferno with Darkside Lightning)
(Cut to: Link flying a starfighter down a busy space lane laughing with excitement)
(Cut to: Link taking speach therapy classes)
Spacer: So how'd you like your Corellian Ale...kid?
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:31 am
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Posted: Mon Feb 05, 2007 7:33 am
((Hmm...for that matter...))
Link: "(Insert personal pronoun here)"
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 11:34 am
((When I created the eyepiece Force scanner, I sat back and had a sudden realization of what it reminded me of. And it inspired me to do this smile )
*Link stands, lightsaber drawn and prepared to attack. Lorill is staring at Link with amazement*
Har'die: (confused) Lorill. Whats the scanner say about his Force power level?
Lorill sad Takes off scanner and crushes it in his hand) ITS OVER 9000!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 12:44 pm
Luke: now that I've become a jedi, practacally crushed the empire, killed Palpatine with the help of my dad, and brought peace to the galaxy I think it's time now that I get those power converters I wanted to get.
(back on Tocche station)
Tocche station guy: Sorry kid just sold the last converter.
Luke: Nnnnoooooooooo!!!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:22 pm
Palpy: Gentlemen... BEHOLD! The... DEATH STAR! It will CRUSH ALL WHO OPPOSE US! MUAHAHA!
Vader: So, when will it be up and running?
Palpy: In about 8 months. Still need to get the rest of the materials.
Vader: ... * sigh *
Annoucner: Not going anywhere for a while? Gra a-
Vader: SHUT UP! * Force chokes *
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 7:28 pm
Cale Darksun ((When I created the eyepiece Force scanner, I sat back and had a sudden realization of what it reminded me of. And it inspired me to do this smile ) *Link stands, lightsaber drawn and prepared to attack. Lorill is staring at Link with amazement* Har'die: (confused) Lorill. Whats the scanner say about his Force power level? Lorill sad Takes off scanner and crushes it in his hand) ITS OVER 9000!!! ((I'm surprized you didn't catch it sooner))) Link: AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH! *powers up* Sith: FFFFFUUUUSSIIIIOOOONNN!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:00 pm
Nelowulf Cale Darksun ((When I created the eyepiece Force scanner, I sat back and had a sudden realization of what it reminded me of. And it inspired me to do this smile ) *Link stands, lightsaber drawn and prepared to attack. Lorill is staring at Link with amazement* Har'die: (confused) Lorill. Whats the scanner say about his Force power level? Lorill sad Takes off scanner and crushes it in his hand) ITS OVER 9000!!! ((I'm surprized you didn't catch it sooner))) Link: AAAAUUUUUGGGGHHHHHH! *powers up* Sith: FFFFFUUUUSSIIIIOOOONNN!!! ((I'm suprised nobody bothered to comment on what I named the two Sith.)) Link: Hiten Mitsurugi: Ryutsuisen!!! *Sound of Sith getting badly pummeled*
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:11 pm
((I didn't think anyone really got it. Plus, unless you sound it out, it kinda fits...))
Link: This one... shall finish... you off... Ha... Do... KENNN!!!
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Posted: Wed Feb 07, 2007 8:55 pm
Thrawn: I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the queens of Naboo, and I quote the fights historical
From Geonosis to Yavin IV, in order categorical;
I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 4:32 pm
Darth Vader: *Ahem* Now presiding to this meeting of People-With-Their-Hands Chopped-Off, Roll call. Mace Windu?
Mace: Yo, ********: Luke Skywalker?
Luke: That's still impossible.
Vader: Count Dooku?
Dooku: He only liked you because he was a *****: Jango Fett?
J.F.: When's the next Klan meeting?
Vader: General Grievous?
G.G.: *Wheeze*
Vader: Anyone else we forgot?.... oh.... me.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 08, 2007 7:26 pm
( A few of Angel's crewmen are talking after having read the script for Factions. )
Ollie: Lorrell? Har'die? Oh come on. Be original. Right, Stanley?
Stanley: Gee, Ollie, I think it was clever.
Ollie: Mmmm-mmmmh!
Stanley: Oh don't be like that, Ollie. Cale was just trying to be funny, I'm sure.
Lucille: * comes in with an empty bag looking around * You guys seen the cat?
Rick: * comes in moments after Lucille * Aye aye aye, Lucille, honey, when I said the cat's outta the bag, I didn't mean literally.
Lucille: Well, Rick, how the Hell was I supposed to know that? Jeez, I figured by now you'd realize you're dating a clueless redhead bimbo. Now who's the idiot?
Rick: * grumble * I sure hope Ted and Kethel are doing better than we are...
( elsewhere on the ship )
Ted: Oh, Kethel, baby, yes... You really know how to please a guy, don't you?
Kethel: ... But I didn't do anything yet.
* a cat jumps out from under the bedsheets, meowing *
Ted: Baxter! It's Baxter!
Baxter the cat: DAMMIT, DA, ENOUGH WITH THE CHARACTER REFERENCES! WE GET THE POINT! scream
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