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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:12 pm
I just noticed that I'm in Jaho's cult twice.
Does that mean he owns two of my souls? o.O
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:13 pm
reddy2Bplayd I just noticed that I'm in Jaho's cult twice.
Does that mean he owns two of my souls? o.O Reddy is so cool, we need two of her. gonk
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:23 pm
AirisMagik reddy2Bplayd I just noticed that I'm in Jaho's cult twice.
Does that mean he owns two of my souls? o.O Reddy is so cool, we need two of her. gonk You know it. cool
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:25 pm
No one got the reference? gonk
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 9:26 pm
sephirothgal No one got the reference? gonk You mean about mass suicide via poison kool-aid?
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 10:59 pm
reddy2Bplayd sephirothgal No one got the reference? gonk You mean about mass suicide via poison kool-aid?I got it, but I don't approve of mass suicide. Too much paper work and the goverment ends up with half the money, evening assuming the insurance company pays. It's so much easier to have live followers just give you money. Now lets all chant. Leader, Leader, Leader, LEADER! LEADER!
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:00 pm
Jahoclave reddy2Bplayd sephirothgal No one got the reference? gonk You mean about mass suicide via poison kool-aid?I got it, but I don't approve of mass suicide. Too much paper work and the goverment ends up with half the money, evening assuming the insurance company pays. It's so much easier to have live followers just give you money. Now lets all chant. Leader, Leader, Leader, LEADER! LEADER! ~Chants twice as much as everyone else.~
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:07 pm
reddy2Bplayd Jahoclave reddy2Bplayd sephirothgal No one got the reference? gonk You mean about mass suicide via poison kool-aid?I got it, but I don't approve of mass suicide. Too much paper work and the goverment ends up with half the money, evening assuming the insurance company pays. It's so much easier to have live followers just give you money. Now lets all chant. Leader, Leader, Leader, LEADER! LEADER! ~Chants twice as much as everyone else.~Good, now lets go and exploit the Pope's impending death so that we can get a good foothold in the market-share.
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:10 pm
Jahoclave reddy2Bplayd Jahoclave reddy2Bplayd sephirothgal No one got the reference? gonk You mean about mass suicide via poison kool-aid?I got it, but I don't approve of mass suicide. Too much paper work and the goverment ends up with half the money, evening assuming the insurance company pays. It's so much easier to have live followers just give you money. Now lets all chant. Leader, Leader, Leader, LEADER! LEADER! ~Chants twice as much as everyone else.~Good, now lets go and exploit the Pope's impending death so that we can get a good foothold in the market-share. You know what I would find insanely hilarious?
If on the Pope's deathbed, he confessed to being Jewish. >.>
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:16 pm
reddy2Bplayd Jahoclave reddy2Bplayd Jahoclave reddy2Bplayd sephirothgal No one got the reference? gonk You mean about mass suicide via poison kool-aid?I got it, but I don't approve of mass suicide. Too much paper work and the goverment ends up with half the money, evening assuming the insurance company pays. It's so much easier to have live followers just give you money. Now lets all chant. Leader, Leader, Leader, LEADER! LEADER! ~Chants twice as much as everyone else.~Good, now lets go and exploit the Pope's impending death so that we can get a good foothold in the market-share. You know what I would find insanely hilarious?
If on the Pope's deathbed, he confessed to being Jewish. >.>Or, his dieing words. "Oh yeah, God doesn't exist." Imagine what a kink in church doctrine that would make. After all, he is the rpresentation of GOd on earth and speaks for him. Imagine the masses. Our Father, who doesn't exist, who if he did existed would warth in heaven. Hallowed be his name, his kingdom, which doesn't exist, could come, thy will be done, if he had one, on earth as it is assumed it would be in heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread. And forgive us our tresspasses as we forgive those who tresspass agaisnt us, unless we blast them with our shotgun. And lead us not into temptation, but don't bother because we'll ignore you anyways. And deliever us from evil, which he can't because he doesn't exist. For God has the kingdom, power, forever and ever, unfortantly he never existed. Amen.
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:20 pm
Jahoclave Or, his dieing words. "Oh yeah, God doesn't exist." Imagine what a kink in church doctrine that would make. After all, he is the rpresentation of GOd on earth and speaks for him. Imagine the masses. Our Father, who doesn't exist, who if he did existed would warth in heaven. Hallowed be his name, his kingdom, which doesn't exist, could come, thy will be done, if he had one, on earth as it is assumed it would be in heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread. And forgive us our tresspasses as we forgive those who tresspass agaisnt us, unless we blast them with our shotgun. And lead us not into temptation, but don't bother because we'll ignore you anyways. And deliever us from evil, which he can't because he doesn't exist. For God has the kingdom, power, forever and ever, unfortantly he never existed. Amen. I laughed so hard I hit my head on the desk. xd heart
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Posted: Sat Feb 26, 2005 11:34 pm
reddy2Bplayd Jahoclave Or, his dieing words. "Oh yeah, God doesn't exist." Imagine what a kink in church doctrine that would make. After all, he is the rpresentation of GOd on earth and speaks for him. Imagine the masses. Our Father, who doesn't exist, who if he did existed would warth in heaven. Hallowed be his name, his kingdom, which doesn't exist, could come, thy will be done, if he had one, on earth as it is assumed it would be in heaven. Give us this day, our daily bread. And forgive us our tresspasses as we forgive those who tresspass agaisnt us, unless we blast them with our shotgun. And lead us not into temptation, but don't bother because we'll ignore you anyways. And deliever us from evil, which he can't because he doesn't exist. For God has the kingdom, power, forever and ever, unfortantly he never existed. Amen. I laughed so hard I hit my head on the desk. xd heart Glad to be of service.
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 12:15 am
That was pure undiluted genius, Jaho. biggrin
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:04 am
Valgav That was pure undiluted genius, Jaho. biggrin I think I may make it an offical cult prayer. The Our, That One Dude, What Was His Name?
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Posted: Sun Feb 27, 2005 1:05 am
Jahoclave Valgav That was pure undiluted genius, Jaho. biggrin I think I may make it an offical cult prayer. The Our, That One Dude, What Was His Name? xd
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