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 Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:20 pm
Vahn you driving a truck through a field full of cows and hitting more than one of them before stopping would make any basic level physics student cry.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:21 pm
Mr. Cuccuzella would weep for days.
In other news, I don't remember Vahn having some huge hatred against Jacknife. I thought he was just mildly resentful of the fellow who looks remarkably ordinary. Meh.
Maybe he just likes to say "********", I tend to not use it unless it is a big deal or something. To avoid jading the word.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:23 pm
It's a word. Like every other. Use it or don't still makes it just a ********.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:24 pm
i clipped two cows.
one went bouncing off the front end, second made the back tires twist, but otherwise it's still pretty much on course.
I'm down to the wire, so I have no time to play nice.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:26 pm
Or Vahn could play pool with physics. Slam the truck into a big cow, hard enough to stop the truck completely. Then Bossey will be flying at Wahooz with the same amount of force.
Which is far more entertaining.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:27 pm
Still, clipping a cow would be even worse as the force would be applied off center. At 60 mph the truck would donut and perhaps roll over.
More than one=2
Math students would cry too.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:27 pm
Does this mean Jacknife got runned over then?
What kind of post is that, telling me what my stolen truck is gonna do and not do.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:30 pm
Its a post using physics that says what the world says your truck is going to do.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:30 pm
Edit: Forgot something.
Cow < 3000 pounds + 0 MPH / High center of gravity
3000 pounds < Truck < 5000 pounds + 60 MPH x Low center of gravity
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[/Math student]
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:30 pm
Y'know, I'm pretty sure hitting a cow can stop a train. Unless I've heard wrong.
But it's not my business if you push the envelope a little or whatever.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:32 pm
Really. A TRUCK won't stop a train.
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:32 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:34 pm
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:35 pm
Yeah, then I dunno what Alan told me, but I could use some sleep.
I haven't gotten a good nights rest forever...
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Posted: Wed Mar 22, 2006 2:36 pm
Not stop, get jammed in the wheels and possibly derail it. Which a cow would do too. I didnt say the cow had enough force to stop the truck dead, but it damn well does have enough force to knock it into going some other direction and cause serious damage to the engine.
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