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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:01 am
But c'mon! IT'S MERMAN'S. They're hotter than mermaids, and they're rare!
Next person is being punished for not sacrificing a blood of a virgin for the dark lord. XD
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 1:51 am
I'm not interested in sacrificing virgins The next person is being punished for putting a tarantula in my bed.
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 8:56 am
I thought you wanted a buddy to sleep with you!
The next poster is being punished for putting tacks on my chair
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Posted: Tue Apr 14, 2015 6:07 pm
Sorry! I accidentally dropped them when moving supplies and had to take care of something urgent before I had time to clean it up. and you came along.
The next person is being punished for not paying me back the money owed to me.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 5:41 pm
I'll pay you back later! I just need to sell these kidneys first.
The next poster is being punished for slipping laxatives into my food.
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Posted: Wed Apr 15, 2015 8:43 pm
I didn't do that The next person is being punished for pushing me in the mud.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 6:09 pm
I didn't mean to! Someone bumped into me!
Next person is being punished for leaving their dirty underwear in a public place.
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:14 pm
Oh!! sorry about that! I was going to take it back with me to wash but they fell out!
The next person is being punished for drinking all the milk and then leaving an empty carton in the fridge for me to find
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Posted: Thu Apr 16, 2015 9:51 pm
There was still milk in it when I put it up. The next person is being punished for stealing my dog.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 1:20 am
I can't help that it keeps fallowing me home.
The next person is being punished for leveling a small city.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 4:44 pm
Maybe next time they'll know better than to try to stand up to a tyrant. It teaches a great lesson to others who are thinking of rebelling.
Next person is being punished for smelling like delicious bacon all the time....it's like you wear bacon perfume or something?
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 6:39 pm
Why as a matter of fact, yes I am. You want some?
The next poster is being punished for being too sexy.
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Posted: Fri Apr 17, 2015 8:48 pm
Well, it IS a crime to look this good whee
The next Poster is being punished for running around town naked with a chicken hat
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 3:28 pm
A chicken hat? That's a thing?
Next person is being punished for squirting strawberry jam all over the sidewalk so people got sticky shoes.
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Posted: Sat Apr 18, 2015 7:07 pm
but it was your idea the next person is being punished for leaving the candles lit when they left the house
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