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 Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:43 am
Its the thought that counts.
Why did you kill him
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:26 am
He ran into the knife, it's not my fault.
You stole my lip balm! It was expensive stuff too.
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 11:36 am
No, that was too cheap to steal.
Your dog probably ate it when it fell on the floor.
I accuse you of killing my man. (doesnt have one. OH WELL)
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:04 pm
~  ~ _________________________ He ran out in front of my truck like a moron.
Why did you steal all of my cookies? scream _________________________ 
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 12:06 pm
i was hungry XD
WHY DID YOU EAT THE ALIEN? XD
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 3:02 pm
And if I lie with you long enough, I can see the things I’m dreaming of!
He was a gourmet treat where I come from.
You robbed a bank!
Let’s go through the ritual, until everything is beautiful!
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:24 pm
My mother was sick and I needed the money to buy her the medicine.
You put hand sanitizer in my rice!
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 8:43 pm
I asked you what it was and you said it was dirty rice!
You slapped my brother-!
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:17 pm
He was peeping at my cat in the shower.
You killed my eye! evil
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:21 pm
It was an accident!! I was trying to get that speck of dust out!!
Why did you step on my biscuit??
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:36 pm
I slipped on the butter!
Why ya hitten yourself?
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 9:42 pm
There's a fly buzzin' around my face and I keep missing!
Why did you shoot Superman??
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Posted: Fri Dec 31, 2010 10:30 pm
Superman wanted me dead.
Why did you send Kill Batman?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 2:58 pm
batman spilled my cereal, stole my cookie, and cooked my rabbit.
i plead temporary insanity.
why did you flash fry the stripper?
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Posted: Mon Jan 03, 2011 3:07 pm
And if I lie with you long enough, I can see the things I’m dreaming of!
She was potential competition.
You ate human flesh!
Let’s go through the ritual, until everything is beautiful!
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