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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:01 pm
* Link comes to a random Imp outpost *
* Link looks at the words just above the doorway *
" Welcome to Dungeon 3 "
Link: ... Oro?
* Link enters *
Link: Dammit, this door is locked.
Stormies: * charge in * It's Link, get him!
* stormies just amble about aimlessy, vanishing into the air after 2-3 hits from Link's wooden sword *
* after they're all defeated, a key magically appears in the middle of the room *
* item appearance tune *
Link: ... ?
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 9:07 pm
Link: *Sitting down, running a whetstone along his sword and humming Star Wars Theme*
*A Faerie floats by.*
Link: *Looks up* Oro?
*Watches it float by and very slowly draws out an empty bottle*
Faerie: ???
*Link lunges and snags the Faerie in a bottle*
Link: Ha!!! Gotcha!!
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Posted: Mon Nov 13, 2006 11:56 pm
Link: Damn walking around this place get tiresome reeeeaal quick....Hey there's a ranch.
*goes into ranch and looks for a bantha to steal*
Rancher: Hello!
Link: Ah! Oh, umm, well I was looking for a bantha to ride around on, got any spares?
Rancher: Well just Anope over there.
*Link Looks over at red bantha and tears up*
Link: *sniff* it's beautiful, Ill take it!
Rancher: Oh but to get that bantha you have to complete the time trial 20 times and then beat me in a race another ten times.
Link: Yeah, well, about that....LOOK OVER THERE!!!!
Rancher: What?!
*Link steals Anope and rides off*
Link: Hey, screw you rancher!
Rancher: Damnit, that gets me everytime.
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 12:16 am
Link: Hmm... I need to work on my whistling skills.
* Link whistles various notes *
* a mini tornado swoops by and snags Link *
Link: WTF!? Waaaaaaaaaaa! * is swooped away *
( moments later )
Link: ... Wow, I went from Ord Mantell to Coruscant without even going into space. Talk about convenience. * whistles again *
* same torando bit *
Link: * finds himself in the Bantha Sex Beasty Bar cantina * Um... I'll be going now. * quickly walks away * Note to self: NEVER take up whistling again... And forget this ever happened.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 7:54 pm
Link: Why do I get the feeling that, in a place far, far away, a long time from now, some kid in a pointy green hat will steal my name?
....*shrug*
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:12 pm
*In a Sith Catsle, Link, sword drawn, does battle with a Sithspawned reptile and slays it. Kicking open the door, Link spys a Mushroom man*
Link: Oro?!
Toad: Sorry Link! The Princess is in another castle!
Link: Oro?!!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:30 pm
* a bizzare brown monster bumps into Link, causing him to shrink to about half his normal size *
Link: ... I've had it with these game references!
* Link trips and falls, landing atop a glowing flower *
Link: That's it! * throws his arm out, launching a fireball * ... Whoa. Awesome!
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 8:41 pm
Palpy: I name you... Darth Vader. Now, rise my 3rd apprentice.
Vader: 3rd? Who was before Dooku?
Wayne: Let's find out!
Garth: Party on, Wayne!
Wayne&Garth: Diddle de do! Diddle de do! * arm waving thing, flashback motion *
( some time ago )
Palpy: Why do you disturb me, my apprentice, and why have you still not done as I commanded?
Stewie: Because, old man, you've grown weak and I think it's time I took over as Sith Lord. HAVE AT YOU!
* they duel *
Palpy: * holding Stewie back with his hand * Your stature is your greatness weakness, my apprentice, but your rage and passion strengthen you.
Stewie: Don't patronize me, old man, VICTORY SHALL YET BE MINE! * runs away *
* Stewie hijacks an SD, whch you see flying by in the window *
* the SD bumps into the side of the station and wrecks *
Stewie: BLAST!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 9:45 pm
Chewbacca: Those are my pants! RAWR!!*Maul. Blood. Death. Armless figure.*
*Pulls jeans on and zips up.*
*Unknown Voice*
Wrangler.
Just that damn good.
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 10:38 pm
Ferno:
Link: This one will never join you!
Ferno:
Link: He doesn't know what happened to this one's Father! He disapeared before this one was Born!
Ferno: I am your father.>
Link: Oro?!
Ferno:
Link: Honestly...thats very unlikely to say the least. Are you sure that you have the right script?
Ferno: <.....By the Dark Side, you're right! That damn Droid of mine slipped me the ESB script!!>
Link: Well, you always did like to play at being Vader...
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:38 pm
cont.
Ferno: *goes silent*
Link: Its okay. Now, where were we?
Ferno: *shrugs*
Link: I'm up for something stiff. I know this great place down on Ord Mantell.
Ferno: *agrees, somewhat silent bob style*
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Posted: Tue Nov 14, 2006 11:39 pm
((I'm going to get hurt for this one))
Link: What has two thumbs, screws like a god, and likes blowjobs?
Girls: *shrugs and I don't knows from the crowd*
Link: This guy! *points at himself*
Cale: *post mordem* My boy... *sniffle* he's finally become a man...
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 12:01 am
Link: 35.
Angel: 100.
Link: 60.
Angel: 100.
Link: 75. It's all I got on me right now.
Angel : * sigh * Okay. * gets on her knees *
Link: wink
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 6:03 am
((methinks I've an idea))
*Ferno and HM are hanging out infront of a convenience Store when Angel passes by*
HM: Query-Hey Baby! Ever had your a*****e licked by a Sith Lord in an Over Cloak?!
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Posted: Wed Nov 15, 2006 9:13 am
announcer: And now if DA's word of the day. DA?
DA: I <3 Pron!
Announcer: Thank you.
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