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 Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:49 pm
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "'Landscaping' he says." she says. "''Landscaping', he says,' she says," he says. "Fish is the hottest guy ever and I want him to father a million children of mine" she says. "I'm sorry, but I am not Fish; I'm actually a woman," he says. "And as a woman, don't you agree that Fish is the hottest guy ever?" She says. "No, I think he's ugly as sin and looks like a cow," s/he says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:51 pm
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "'Landscaping' he says." she says. "''Landscaping', he says,' she says," he says. "Fish is the hottest guy ever and I want him to father a million children of mine" she says. "I'm sorry, but I am not Fish; I'm actually a woman," he says. "And as a woman, don't you agree that Fish is the hottest guy ever?" She says. "No, I think he's ugly as sin and looks like a cow," s/he says. "Well, you're crazy, and I, Orphie McMillister the third, am in total love with Fish, and his amazing attractiveness. He is the most handsome man ever spawned, and I will never give up on trying to obtain his affection." She says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:53 pm
Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "Fish is the hottest guy ever and I want him to father a million children of mine" she says. "I'm sorry, but I am not Fish; I'm actually a woman," he says. "And as a woman, don't you agree that Fish is the hottest guy ever?" She says. "No, I think he's ugly as sin and looks like a cow," s/he says. "Well, you're crazy, and I, Orphie McMillister the third, am in total love with Fish, and his amazing attractiveness. He is the most handsome man ever spawned, and I will never give up on trying to obtain his affection." She says. "Too bad for you, that I, Meta_Fish, Guild Leader of the Nintendo Cult, am gay," he says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:54 pm
*Lesson 1*
Cutting hair can be fabulous,
So don't just stand there,
Come on inside, have a seat, and relax!
I promise you everything will be alright,
Ok baby let's go, we're gonna go like this...
Snip snip
Trim trim
Cut cut
Shave shave
Snip trim cut
Shave cut snip
Trim shave dye
Cut snip trim
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:55 pm
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "Fish is the hottest guy ever and I want him to father a million children of mine" she says. "I'm sorry, but I am not Fish; I'm actually a woman," he says. "And as a woman, don't you agree that Fish is the hottest guy ever?" She says. "No, I think he's ugly as sin and looks like a cow," s/he says. "Well, you're crazy, and I, Orphie McMillister the third, am in total love with Fish, and his amazing attractiveness. He is the most handsome man ever spawned, and I will never give up on trying to obtain his affection." She says. "Too bad for you, that I, Meta_Fish, Guild Leader of the Nintendo Cult, am gay," he says. "But you just said that you were a woman, Meta_Fish. So make love to me." She says. CHECK MATE
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:56 pm
Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "And as a woman, don't you agree that Fish is the hottest guy ever?" She says. "No, I think he's ugly as sin and looks like a cow," s/he says. "Well, you're crazy, and I, Orphie McMillister the third, am in total love with Fish, and his amazing attractiveness. He is the most handsome man ever spawned, and I will never give up on trying to obtain his affection." She says. "Too bad for you, that I, Meta_Fish, Guild Leader of the Nintendo Cult, am gay," he says. "But you just said that you were a woman, Meta_Fish. So make love to me." She says. CHECK MATE "I was lying. You're much to beautiful and lovely to be seen with one such as me," he says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:56 pm
*Lesson 2*
Simple, simple, just like that,
I do braids and afros, crew cuts and more
Always energetic, smooth with a kick,
Listen to the music and keep up the mix.
Snip snip snip snip snip
Cut cut cut cut cut
Trim trim trim trim trim
Shave shave shave [Check it out!]
Cut the cut, snip the snip
Trim the trim, shave the shave
Trim the cut, shave the snip
Cut the snip, shave the trim
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:57 pm
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "And as a woman, don't you agree that Fish is the hottest guy ever?" She says. "No, I think he's ugly as sin and looks like a cow," s/he says. "Well, you're crazy, and I, Orphie McMillister the third, am in total love with Fish, and his amazing attractiveness. He is the most handsome man ever spawned, and I will never give up on trying to obtain his affection." She says. "Too bad for you, that I, Meta_Fish, Guild Leader of the Nintendo Cult, am gay," he says. "But you just said that you were a woman, Meta_Fish. So make love to me." She says. CHECK MATE "I was lying. You're much to beautiful and lovely to be seen with one such as me," he says. "You're lying." She says. >___>
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:58 pm
ALAASJFEOIHSBONSKOIGWEOHSOGIJHREGE
CAPS
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:58 pm
*Lesson 3*
You see now, I don't have time to lose,
My customers keep coming in and out.
Many demands for people alike,
I know what cutting hair is all about.
Trim trim cut, cut trim trim
Perm perm cut, cut perm perm
Cut cut perm, perm cut cut
Snip snip dye, dye snip snip
Dye dye snip, snip cut cut
Trim trim dye, dye snip snip
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 5:59 pm
Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "Well, you're crazy, and I, Orphie McMillister the third, am in total love with Fish, and his amazing attractiveness. He is the most handsome man ever spawned, and I will never give up on trying to obtain his affection." She says. "Too bad for you, that I, Meta_Fish, Guild Leader of the Nintendo Cult, am gay," he says. "But you just said that you were a woman, Meta_Fish. So make love to me." She says. CHECK MATE "I was lying. You're much to beautiful and lovely to be seen with one such as me," he says. "You're lying." She says. >___> "No, I said I was lying. I'm not lying now. Besides, my p***s is so small and insignificant that it's actually an innie," he says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:01 pm
Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "Well, you're crazy, and I, Orphie McMillister the third, am in total love with Fish, and his amazing attractiveness. He is the most handsome man ever spawned, and I will never give up on trying to obtain his affection." She says. "Too bad for you, that I, Meta_Fish, Guild Leader of the Nintendo Cult, am gay," he says. "But you just said that you were a woman, Meta_Fish. So make love to me." She says. CHECK MATE "I was lying. You're much to beautiful and lovely to be seen with one such as me," he says. "You're lying." She says. >___> "No, I said I was lying. I'm not lying now. Besides, my p***s is so small and insignificant that it's actually an innie," he says. "Well that's good because my v****a is so engorged that it sticks out ten inches, so I can put it in your p***s." She says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:01 pm
*Lesson 4*
Give it my best shot to keep myself red hot,
'Cos I'm the one to bring out the original
Flava flava for my people people,
Come on my kids, let's shoot for the final!
With the shampoo, I'll give it to you all
Rinse ya good, I made you look tall.
Dry your hair, blow up and down,
Come on son, it's time to get down.
Keep the line, keep the line moving,
I'm non stop, my body's just groovin'
Cut your hair, flat back and up front,
Give you a perm now, and we're done.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:03 pm
Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish Orphie Meta_Fish "But you just said that you were a woman, Meta_Fish. So make love to me." She says. CHECK MATE "I was lying. You're much to beautiful and lovely to be seen with one such as me," he says. "You're lying." She says. >___> "No, I said I was lying. I'm not lying now. Besides, my p***s is so small and insignificant that it's actually an innie," he says. "Well that's good because my v****a is so engorged that it sticks out ten inches, so I can put it in your p***s." She says. "That's actually just a tumor. You should get that checked out. Also, I am completely repulsed by the idea of any sort of sex, so I will die a virgin," he says.
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Posted: Sun Sep 21, 2008 6:04 pm
Hey! Take that Stupid hat off!
What does it look like in there?
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