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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:35 am
Granted, but you are stupid like me and open it and get an item only worth a quarter of the value of the unopened giftbox.
I wish someone would buy my brown giftbox.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:11 pm
Granted, but it turns out that an evil acquaintance of yours secretly put a virus in the giftbox without you knowing. When the unsuspecting customer opens it, the black worm virus destroys all her Microsoft Documents. Angry, she reports you to the Gaian staff, and your account is shut down forever.
I wish I had a new pair of headphones for my IPod.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:41 pm
Granted, but you then try to download a song from a friends house, you plug it in, and all your other songs are erased because they aren't on that computer. YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED.
I wish Microsoft wasn't corrupt.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:52 pm
Granted, now it is fixed and working perfectly. Then you get the Blackworm virus, and can't use it anyway. ((it's so annoying. now you must share my pain!))((oo! i think i'm the girl in GalacticGirl's post! yay me! I feel special!))
I wish that my icecream didn't melt. crying
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 1:59 pm
Granted. Instead of melting, it evaporates, completely surpassing the liquid stage.
I wish Gaia connected to alternate universes and I could talk to my sister (beat THAT.)
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 2:45 pm
Granted, but you need a connection so powerful that the goverment won't even allow it! And OH NO! You can't get it illegally and not get caught because the only way it can work is if big bird is on your roof!
I wish that I was a kitty!
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:02 pm
Granted. As a Kitty, you must be Fixed.
I wish I could do that again.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 3:04 pm
Granted. As a Kitty, you must be Fixed.
I wish I could do that again.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 6:05 pm
Granted. But it annoyed everyone this time, and they're sending an angry mob to your house to set all your prized possessiong on fire.
I wish I could think of a wish that I have not yet wished for.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 7:43 pm
Granted, but you forget it and can't htink of anything else again, so you end up just wishing for something you've already wished for.
I wish I had my own computer with high speed interent connection and had cool stickers to stick all over it of cows, otters, dragons, japanese things, and Rurouni Kenshin, and then sit up in a tree and play could ALLL day on it in the nice warm weather.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 8:46 pm
Granted but these cool stickers are also sentient, erupt violently in rage, and sticker-cut you to death.
I wish I knew what was in the trunk I sold.
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 9:01 pm
Granted, and now you completely regret selling it. blaugh
I wish my eyes didn't hurt so much...
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Posted: Fri Feb 24, 2006 11:15 pm
Done and done, mostly becaue they fell out of you head.
I wish I didn't have to go to school on Monday.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 3:51 am
granted, you have to go to school every sunday for the rest of your life though.
i wish i had some chocolate.
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Posted: Sat Feb 25, 2006 6:51 am
Granted, but the chocolate was given to you by a mole...and was actually just mud. eww.
I wish that I do good at the singing competition today.
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