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 Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:01 pm
Dude...no,no,no,no,no,no...Chuck Norris is under NO ONES control. Me and Chuck are buds ya hear me? I don't control him. He simply does what I ask sometimes if he is in the mood to do so, simply because we are buds. Chuck norris is epic...he can make onions cry, oxygen requires him to even exist...
And ill tell you now, that isn't Chuck's handwriting...its a forgery...*Chuck Norris blinks the contract out of existance* So do I have to summon yet ANOTHER person that I have ties with in an attempt to pwn your a**?
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:03 pm
*pulls out anoother contract* Would you like the power to destroy all? I can give you whatever you want. Just put your name on the dotted line.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:10 pm
Yes, I am familiar (extremely so!) with Dragon Ball Z, neji. *chuckles and turns back to Neverwinter while leg is slowly growing back* Nah, I dun need your "ultimate power". I can just call in...! *pauses for dramatic effect* 
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:14 pm
*Appears in front of Rosy again with the contract still in hand* What is your Ultimate Power? I could let you live without fear. Win every battle you get in. Kill and not be punished. Just sign the contract. I will give you everything you wish for.
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:30 pm
Gah! You totally just ruined my dramatic effect! *kicks Neverwinter* Hmph! Now, I'm not gonna tell you! And I'm not gonna sign your contract! *turns away huffily* I don't take things from shady dealers! 
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Posted: Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:36 pm
I can let you live forever. I can bring back your loved ones. I can bring your best friends back from the cold grasp of death. Just sign the contract and give into the darkness.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:30 am
Pfft. Who needs low-rate evil like that when you've got the Sister of the Scarlet Devil, Destroyer of Anything and Everything? Even this paltry demon you're in cahoots with. razz You're better off on my side, Rosy.
Women are scarier and you know it. twisted  Ne...if it isn't my favorite toy...I can break her and break her and break her and she always comes back together... *glomps Azura*Ah, speak of the devil. Pun kinda intended. xd Flandre-sama. *nods**sniff...sniff...sniff* You know...this close...you kinda smell tasty...like the cakes I have for snack... Why is that? surprised Ulp. lol
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:06 am
s**t TACOS. B|
I hate taco bell. Forevermore.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 7:26 am
Why do hate Taco Bell Izzy? Perhaps if you sign my contract I could make every Taco Bell disappear from this world. Juust put your name on the dotted line.
(I will get one person to sign this contract even if it means my death scream And what happened to Chase? Didn't he say that he was going to get home and post things in his drunken dillerium?)
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:12 am
Uh.. Sure.
-signs the name Barnaby Jones-
There ya' go.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:23 am
*Contract disappears in flames* Thank you sir. Now the only thing that you need to know... *Leans in next to Izzys ear* Is that your my pet now. But now all Taco Bells are gone. You get your wish and I get a new puppet.
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 8:23 am
Fuuuuu-
I forgot. Of course, lol.
I was way too sh** faced to even attempt to do this.
Too bad. Reading the chicken war while drunk could have been a different experience lol.
Gah, effing brutal hangover...
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:02 am
Chase Me To The End Fuuuuu- I forgot. Of course, lol. I was way too sh** faced to even attempt to do this. Too bad. Reading the chicken war while drunk could have been a different experience lol. Gah, effing brutal hangover... You should've wrote a reminder on yourself, that way you would never have forgotten. Now that your here, would you like to sign the contract?
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:06 am
The taco bells are gone? Great. Cuz' I wrote down "Barnaby Jones". My name is Leon -truck goes by-
>: D
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Posted: Fri Feb 12, 2010 9:12 am
The Indestructible Izzy The taco bells are gone? Great. Cuz' I wrote down "Barnaby Jones". My name is Leon -truck goes by-
>: D Oh, so you tricked me. *Snaps fingers and all fastfood resturants in the world become Taco Bells* This is part one of your punishment
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