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 Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:11 am
EDIT: No, I jumped out yelling 'Boo!'. It merely went into cardiac arrest before your dragon could eat it.
You took my finger, severed it, chewed it, painted it's nail, washed it, scratched your hair with it, sniffed it and surgically re-attached it... BACKWARDS!
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:15 am
Looks like you went to the nut house, by lying to me I removed it with magic that's it
You told me that Gnomes kill people
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:17 am
they are evil the really kill.bill went missing from them
you said i should kill bill gates
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 8:22 am
I didn't say 'Kill Bill Gates'. I said "If you have to pill your dates, you have to get them home before they collapse"
You had to pay the PDSA hush money when you horribly misunderstood what was meant by the term "Animal Husbandry".
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 10:38 am
I did no such thing. I had my robot do that.
You gave me a paper cut.
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Posted: Fri Dec 10, 2010 1:07 pm
You gave yourself a papercut
You ordered me something with grass in it. I don't like Grass in my meal scream
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:22 am
It was for the sheep, and you took it.
You took pictures of my rear end when I was taking a shower.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 10:39 am
No, you took pictures of your but while you were licking it confused
You put a bottle of milk on top of me and made it impossible to drink out of.
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Posted: Sat Dec 11, 2010 8:52 pm
That was my friend. I was the one making you chase my laser pointer. biggrin
You stole all the presents I was planning on giving to the orphans! scream
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:18 pm
I did no such… *comes in with a box* this was my box of kitty toys. I was going to give it to kitties
You messed with my whiskers when there was nothing on them.
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 1:45 pm
What? Me? No. It was Jack the Ripper.
You gave me a photocopy of your backside! gonk
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Posted: Mon Dec 13, 2010 10:08 pm
Oops, that was a picture my hubby, Mr.Claus, sent me. No-one else was supposed to see that. sweatdrop
You kidnapped the reindeer!
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 6:28 am
That reindeer followed me 3nodding
You made me drink bad eggnog gonk
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:28 am
 {PKMN Trainer Yakumo wants to battle!}-------------------------------------------- You drank it without knowing it was bad.
You killed my ghostly companions.-------------------------------------------- My Pokefarm
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Posted: Tue Dec 14, 2010 9:56 am
They possessed me!
You almost me me spit out my milk!
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