|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
 Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 5:34 pm
jammed into a toilet and left to suffocate... or drown
which ever one happens first [/shrugs]
|
 |
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 7:11 pm
She's got a body like an hourglass...
kangaroo attack
...that's ticking like a clock.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 19, 2012 11:07 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:54 am
Making small talk with someone who is being stalked by a person with a, "If I can't have you, no one will" mentality.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 23, 2012 5:56 am
Napping in front of tigers!
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:36 am
Occult deemed you a threat
|
|
|
|
|
|
Dangerous Conversationalist
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:43 am
Parachute into a village of cannibals.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 3:45 pm
Quick snake bite to the heart.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sun Aug 26, 2012 5:02 pm
Running towards moving bright headlights in pitch black night.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 7:43 pm
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Mon Aug 27, 2012 8:22 pm
Terminal Brain Injury!! blaugh
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Aug 29, 2012 12:53 am
Umbrella gets blown into a wind funnel while you're still holding it
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Thu Aug 30, 2012 2:29 pm
Vacuumed. The vacuum steals all the air and you die.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Sat Sep 08, 2012 7:26 pm
Weeds of the poisonous variety.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Posted: Wed Sep 12, 2012 12:25 am
Xylitol allergic reaction. Your throat closes up and you choke to death.
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
|
Reply
