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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 8:32 pm
Because your belly button started talking to you
Why must I say such random things?
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:22 pm
Because it makes babies cry.
Where did I put my chicken?
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Posted: Wed Mar 03, 2010 9:41 pm
In the garage under all the flat tires, bear traps, and WMD's.
Why does Lady Gaga scare me so much?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 4:11 am
Because she's a sexy man beast!
Why must all my socks go unmatched??
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 9:44 am
because the angry sock monster ate all the ones that match
why cant i breath underwater?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:00 am
because you are playing your instrument.
What do cats like for dinner?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 10:02 am
dog with collars.
Why am i so good at science?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:35 pm
'Cause you have no life.
What is the point of having a drama llama?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 1:55 pm
Because I'm not wearing any clothes.
What color is Tuesday?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:10 pm
...baby poop green.
Why are some people so rude?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:22 pm
Because temper tantrums are fun.
Who is the smartest person alive?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:27 pm
easy. me! XD
What are those kids doing?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:28 pm
Eating a clown to see if it tastes funny.
Why are some people so egotistical?
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 3:38 pm
because they are trying to gain a gravitational force without gaining weight.
where is my cookie?!
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Posted: Thu Mar 04, 2010 5:12 pm
Wouldn't you like to know. >=3
why is using an iPod touch for the internets so difficult?
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