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Elliedoll

PostPosted: Tue May 15, 2007 4:37 pm


Alexi Terianis
Elliedoll
*laughs* No. I'd fastpump my cranny two levels, then send him a message consisting of:
Hey, sorry I missed your visit. You never call or write anymore, baby, and I miss your sweet behind so much. What I said still stands though: If you're not gonna put out, then stay out of my camp.
You know, as funny as that is, I don't think it's necessary....I could ask him to call next time he wants to show up, though....hmmm.

...I wonder... twisted

Edit: Alright, I sent a message to him, but one thing.

I'm getting pissed about them beating up Will like that. Are you guys sure I can't do anything about it?

Consider this, Teri. The assholes thumping on Will are one of the biggest alliances on the server. You smack that hornet's nest with a stick and they ALL slam down on ALL of us. YOU might survive it. I might survive the first wave or two.

But what about the 2/3 of our group who have no operational defenses? I seem to be the only Gaul, so I'm the only one with Traps to fall back on. When you're dealing with an enemy like that, the only way to survive is to make it so that they can't get ANYTHING and it's no longer worth their time. Cranny level 10. Palisade/Wall/Berm/whatever. And a shitload of Pikemen, strictly as defenders. WIth a pumped Cranny, suddenly their raid comes up with a fist full of air. They'll lay off for a few days to let things 'build up a bit'; use the interim to build the snot out of pikemen.

You might be able to take on one of them, but even YOUR forces can't withstand it if they focus their wrath on you. They could take us apart and we couldn't do a damned thing about it. sad
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:29 am


Battle Report
Edoras attacks Cosmowrench
Sent: on 05/16/07 at 01:27:14 am

Attacker Balcerzak from the village Edoras
Units 0 0 0 16 0 0 0 0 0 0
Casualties 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bounty 0 wood, 0 clay, 610 iron, 0 wheat

Defender Cogs from the village Cosmowrench
Units 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Casualties 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Cogs
I hope you enjoy that iron. Iron is very useful. You can use iron to make some of the following items:

A box of horseshoes (size 13)
Crowbars
16-ton triangular weights
Nails, useful for fastening
Fists (to use for ruling mightily)
Rust

Henceforth you are dubbed Ferrous Bueller, He of the Thunderous Tooting. The name is very irony.

Regards,
Cogs


What a sense of humour. surprised !

Balcerzak


Elliedoll

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 9:54 am


Balcerzak
Battle Report
Edoras attacks Cosmowrench
Sent: on 05/16/07 at 01:27:14 am

Attacker Balcerzak from the village Edoras
Units 0 0 0 16 0 0 0 0 0 0
Casualties 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Bounty 0 wood, 0 clay, 610 iron, 0 wheat

Defender Cogs from the village Cosmowrench
Units 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0
Casualties 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0



Cogs
I hope you enjoy that iron. Iron is very useful. You can use iron to make some of the following items:

A box of horseshoes (size 13)
Crowbars
16-ton triangular weights
Nails, useful for fastening
Fists (to use for ruling mightily)
Rust

Henceforth you are dubbed Ferrous Bueller, He of the Thunderous Tooting. The name is very irony.

Regards,
Cogs


What a sense of humour. surprised !


*giggles* With a sense of humor like that, we should invite him. :p
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 1:57 pm


Elliedoll
Consider this, Teri. The assholes thumping on Will are one of the biggest alliances on the server. You smack that hornet's nest with a stick and they ALL slam down on ALL of us. YOU might survive it. I might survive the first wave or two.

But what about the 2/3 of our group who have no operational defenses? I seem to be the only Gaul, so I'm the only one with Traps to fall back on. When you're dealing with an enemy like that, the only way to survive is to make it so that they can't get ANYTHING and it's no longer worth their time. Cranny level 10. Palisade/Wall/Berm/whatever. And a shitload of Pikemen, strictly as defenders. WIth a pumped Cranny, suddenly their raid comes up with a fist full of air. They'll lay off for a few days to let things 'build up a bit'; use the interim to build the snot out of pikemen.

You might be able to take on one of them, but even YOUR forces can't withstand it if they focus their wrath on you. They could take us apart and we couldn't do a damned thing about it. sad
Yeah, I know, that's why I haven't attacked them. But I keep wanting to. Oh well. I know how to keep my forces preserved and out of harm's way, but I can't exactly do much else while I do that. confused

Alexi Terianis


Tagra Nar

PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 4:01 pm


Okay, Argentum's Embassy should be up within 25 minutes or so, so I'll be good to go when my protection wears off in two days. I've only got a couple resource fields left at level 2. Are there any other buildings that should be built before the protection wears off?
PostPosted: Wed May 16, 2007 5:56 pm


Population: 97

Wood: 110/hr
> 4 @ Level 4

Clay: 124/hr
> 3 @ Level 4
> 1 @ Level 5

Iron: 101/hr
> 3 @ Level 4
> 1 @ Level 3

Wheat: 51/hr
> 4 @ Level 4
> 2 @ Level 3

Level 5: Main Building
Level 3: Warehouse (2300)
Level 1: Embassy, Marketplace, Barracks, Granary, Rally Point, City Wall

Defense: zilch

Maint: 97/148

TheMessiah

Aged Codger


Evilconqueso

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 2:51 am


Population: 86

Wood: 54/hr
> 3@ Level 3
> 1@ Level 2

Clay: 60/hr
> 4@ Level 3

Iron: 48/hr
> 2@ Level 3
> 2@ Level 2

Wheat: 33/hr
> 5@ Level 4
> 1@ Level 3

Level 7: Cranny
:evel 4: Main Building
Level 3: Barracks
Level 2: Marketplace
Level 1: Granary, Warehouse, Academy, Rally Point, Earth Wall

Defense:

06 Macemen

Maint: 92/125
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 8:56 am


So....when do the rest of us get titles? mrgreen

PLEASEDON'TKILLMEIJUSTWANTAREASONTOBEATPEOPLEUPWITHANARMY! xd

Alexi Terianis


Balcerzak

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:17 pm


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Settlers are resource carrying gods. Slow moving though, and (almost) no attack power.
PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 12:40 pm


Balcerzak
Settlers are resource carrying gods. Slow moving though, and (almost) no attack power.
Whoa. No kidding.

Tell me, what else should I get before I get myself a settler? I need to expand, because as I am now, I'm quite a bit below where I want to be.

More production, faster! scream

Alexi Terianis


TheMessiah

Aged Codger

PostPosted: Thu May 17, 2007 4:11 pm


Population: 113

Wood: 110/hr
> 4 @ Level 4

Clay: 124/hr
> 3 @ Level 4
> 1 @ Level 5

Iron: 110/hr
> 4 @ Level 4


Wheat: 66/hr
> 5 @ Level 4
> 1 @ Level 5

Level 5: Main Building
Level 3: Warehouse (2300), Barracks
Level 2: Academy
Level 1: Embassy, Marketplace, Granary, Rally Point, City Wall, Armory

Defense: zilch

Maint: 113/179


Right now my plans are to become a huge resource whore, pump out a few settlers as fast as i can and grab the pieces of land right next to me, turn a couple into pure resource huts with flour mills iron foundries etc and a couple into regular military oriented town. The few people near me aren't much of a concern, I got one guy at about 136 people and another at 105, the others are at 50 and such(none of which are in an alliance). As Arcadian pointed out Balc is right near me so even if someone were to get a good idea and ransack me... biggrin

Course this is all after i get something on my defense.
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 12:47 am


...and i just realize quite HOW MUCH goes into making a single settler

TheMessiah

Aged Codger


Evilconqueso

PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 1:42 am


TheMessiah
...and i just realize quite HOW MUCH goes into making a single settler
Aye, a LOT.

So far my plans of building up my macemen alongside my resources is working great, as each raid is at the least paying for another maceman.

Thank MOD there are no Gauls around me anymore...
Bloody trappers.
PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:25 am


Ooh, Noctum joined. I must just have that effect on people. >_>

Calmer


Alexi Terianis

PostPosted: Fri May 18, 2007 2:40 pm


Quote:
Greetings from Poopstainia! I would first like to commend you on your perfectly timed attacks, catching my army at home two times. I would like to give you two choices for the future.

1. A Peaceful Alliance in which we ally together for the greater good for both villages.

2. You get a not very profitable farm for a day or 2 while i delete my account.

Now, option #2, no one wants. But if you find it necessary to constantly attack me, so be it, i will go away. Option #1 is the better choice i feel. If you had not sent your troops at those 2 times last night and this morning, my army could of hide to attack you later tonight. The action would have been crushing for both of our armies. I leave the decision up to your Sir or Madam. And i await your reply.

Poopinhammer of the Village, Poopstainia
Sometimes, people are just funny. I offered my forces as mercenaries, should he need them. We'll see how he responds.
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