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 Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:53 am
I'm much too old to be raping him myself, I've considered hiring a team of ninjas... but I don't have that kind of money...
Unless I can use the $35 my grandparents gave me for my birthday to hire them... hrm.
*contemplates*
And why do I belong in the GD? ._. I'm not a snotty little emo kid who insults people all the time crying
... *wonders if her co-workers would agree*
Soon enough I'll be too old! Ha ha!
Auuugh, ooold crying emo
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 8:55 am
BanditBoo Banditboo wants to stay virgin sweatdrop
"I will take his virgin"
or whatever slightly modified quote I can butcher from Borat.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:00 am
The Dread Pirate Ghosty I'm much too old to be raping him myself, I've considered hiring a team of ninjas... but I don't have that kind of money...
Unless I can use the $35 my grandparents gave me for my birthday to hire them... hrm.
*contemplates*
And why do I belong in the GD? ._. I'm not a snotty little emo kid who insults people all the time crying
... *wonders if her co-workers would agree* No, But I said everybody is different and then you're like "I'ma force him to do it!!!" and it reminded me of the people in the GD. <.<
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:02 am
Jesus_vs_Godzilla No, But I said everybody is different and then you're like "I'ma force him to do it!!!" and it reminded me of the people in the GD. <.<
I am going to force him, though.
...I just have to come up with the perfect plan.
Anybody got any date rape drugs I can borrow? >>;If you really have them, I don't want to know. Also, there's a squirrel outside my window and it's sooooo cute :3
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:14 am
The Dread Pirate Ghosty Jesus_vs_Godzilla No, But I said everybody is different and then you're like "I'ma force him to do it!!!" and it reminded me of the people in the GD. <.<
I am going to force him, though.
...I just have to come up with the perfect plan.
Anybody got any date rape drugs I can borrow? >>;If you really have them, I don't want to know. Also, there's a squirrel outside my window and it's sooooo cute :3Borrow them? That suggests that you're going to return them afterwards. If you have to return them, they won't be of much use to you. Besides, it'd be pretty hard to slip a ninja date rape drugs.
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:22 am
BanditBoo Borrow them? That suggests that you're going to return them afterwards. If you have to return them, they won't be of much use to you. Besides, it'd be pretty hard to slip a ninja date rape drugs.
And that underestimating ones opponent, who might be smart enough to not announce all their abilities so that people do just that, could be a fatal mistake, you know. 3nodding
But seriously, by borrow I meant borrow without returning. Like when people ask to borrow some gum... you're not gonna give that back xp
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:46 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty BanditBoo Borrow them? That suggests that you're going to return them afterwards. If you have to return them, they won't be of much use to you. Besides, it'd be pretty hard to slip a ninja date rape drugs.
And that underestimating ones opponent, who might be smart enough to not announce all their abilities so that people do just that, could be a fatal mistake, you know. 3nodding
But seriously, by borrow I meant borrow without returning. Like when people ask to borrow some gum... you're not gonna give that back xp Not necessarily- it can be tactically advantageous to announce that you are a ninja in order to strike fear into potential enemies. Besides I could run away from you if you attack me *Points out that you're 248lbs* sweatdrop
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 3:50 pm
BanditBoo The Dread Pirate Ghosty BanditBoo Borrow them? That suggests that you're going to return them afterwards. If you have to return them, they won't be of much use to you. Besides, it'd be pretty hard to slip a ninja date rape drugs.
And that underestimating ones opponent, who might be smart enough to not announce all their abilities so that people do just that, could be a fatal mistake, you know. 3nodding
But seriously, by borrow I meant borrow without returning. Like when people ask to borrow some gum... you're not gonna give that back xp Not necessarily- it can be tactically advantageous to announce that you are a ninja in order to strike fear into potential enemies. Besides I could run away from you if you attack me *Points out that you're 248lbs* sweatdrop Hmmm... I suppose everything about you could be a lie though; but I was counting on that not being the case, and I feel that I'm right to do so razz
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Posted: Sat Jun 16, 2007 9:55 pm
But isn't the point of ninja to be secretive? If everybody knew who was a ninja they wouldn't be cool.
Also, I actually weigh less now, although it's very rude to announce somebody's weight to the rest of the world, especially a girl's. If she says it in the convo, it's fine to discuss, but otherwise it's just rude. And I've been known to catch up or out-run skinny people... I'm very quick on my feet... and I've known a fat guy who could outrun a car going a more than decent speed. Basing judgement off weight is just as silly as telling me I'm morbidly obease when I'm not--because there are multiple factors and you can generalize but it makes you look like an a** and you're still wrong (maybe you can outrun me, but it wouldn't be due to my weight, I promise you).
Just like most anybody that tells me they're a ninja seems to be full of s**t and thinks just 'cause they know a lot of martial arts they are one, and are therefore cool--although I've had a few people tell me and it's obvious they aren't because I've known somebody who didn't announce it and it was obvious he was much more skilled because it showed in his everyday life--like in the way he moved and did things. However, I give them the benefit of the doubt and don't make judgements until they prove it to me.
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 2:21 pm
The Dread Pirate Ghosty But isn't the point of ninja to be secretive? If everybody knew who was a ninja they wouldn't be cool.
Also, I actually weigh less now, although it's very rude to announce somebody's weight to the rest of the world, especially a girl's. If she says it in the convo, it's fine to discuss, but otherwise it's just rude. And I've been known to catch up or out-run skinny people... I'm very quick on my feet... and I've known a fat guy who could outrun a car going a more than decent speed. Basing judgement off weight is just as silly as telling me I'm morbidly obease when I'm not--because there are multiple factors and you can generalize but it makes you look like an a** and you're still wrong (maybe you can outrun me, but it wouldn't be due to my weight, I promise you).
Just like most anybody that tells me they're a ninja seems to be full of s**t and thinks just 'cause they know a lot of martial arts they are one, and are therefore cool--although I've had a few people tell me and it's obvious they aren't because I've known somebody who didn't announce it and it was obvious he was much more skilled because it showed in his everyday life--like in the way he moved and did things. However, I give them the benefit of the doubt and don't make judgements until they prove it to me. Sorry about announcing your weight. Ummm I'm sure if they clowned a fat person, and the only difference in the clone was a lower body fat percentage, the skinnier one would bear the fat one in a race. I don't care what you say, I believe that to be a fact. Also there's 18 areas of study in ninjutsu and shinobi-kai is only one of them, besides the guild isn't a ninja mission anyways. A BMI 40 or above is considered morbidly obese, but I don't know why you're bringing that up
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 3:43 pm
I don't think any of this current conversation is relevant to the topic...I'm just saying. *shrug*
Anyhoo...I bought some new stuff at my local adult store, including some nice lingerie, thinking that my boyfriend and I would have some fun, but as it turns out, he's a stinking cheating poo-poo head. mad
Ahh well...
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:05 pm
I'lll help you rape him!!!! OOH!! PICK ME!!!! *jumps up and down waving arms* I'm such a good helper. I promise. LET ME HELP PLEASE.
3nodding heart
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 4:50 pm
kristinarr I'lll help you rape him!!!! OOH!! PICK ME!!!! *jumps up and down waving arms* I'm such a good helper. I promise. LET ME HELP PLEASE. 3nodding heart ... neutral
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 7:07 pm
LaRoseNoir I don't think any of this current conversation is relevant to the topic...I'm just saying. *shrug* Anyhoo...I bought some new stuff at my local adult store, including some nice lingerie, thinking that my boyfriend and I would have some fun, but as it turns out, he's a stinking cheating poo-poo head. mad Ahh well...
And to Bandit, I'm not saying they wouldn't due to less weight--but that wasn't what you were saying. I'm not a clone of you. I'm fully capable of running as if not more quickly than my skinny friends... and a skinnier version of me probably would be--although if it's a clone it would have the same genes so it would have to be a more athletic version to begin with since the tendency twoards extra weight is genetic, at least with me... you fail to take that into account in your arguement. No, I probably can't outrun you who does train for martial arts all the time, but that isn't due to my weight... it's due to my activity level.
And just like you say you're a ninja, but you won't convince me that you are because of your attitude. I had a whole response typed out, but I'm opting to not go into it in a public forum.
And I already semi went into why I brought it up, but I don't feel like explaining it to you, and I do have my reasons but I don't feel like going into them here, nor will I want to on MSN if I get on again during my trip.
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Posted: Sun Jun 17, 2007 9:42 pm
Yeah I know...I was just trying to mediate to prevent a potential 'not-so-nice' mood. I don't think it worked though. x_x
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