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 Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 5:40 pm
My favorite Janitor quote: "Knife/wrench, for kids! biggrin "
Essentially the knife wrench in general is hilarious.
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Posted: Mon Jun 25, 2007 8:01 pm
"I AM A MAN! AND A MAN DOES NOT WEAR A PURSE!!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 7:39 pm
Turk: "Hey! Don't use rowdy to hide your giblits!"
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Posted: Tue Jun 26, 2007 9:28 pm
"you couldnt push my buttons if you tried, in fact I have no buttons please think of me as button less, all smooth like
G. I. Joe's nether regions and by the by this imagie is broght to you by my son jack whose been yanking the pants off his toy soilders and leaving them in provacitve postions on my night stand, it is just distrubing enough so that leaving the house Im cracky and less able to suffer fools, which brings me back to you the fool, Im done suffering you so go now go... go before you can write a book intitled "Help a large doctor is beating my a**, colon the Lester Hendrick story"
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Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 6:54 pm
Turk: Baby, is it my sleep toots that are bothering you? Cause I will stop eating dairy before bed!
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Posted: Thu Jun 28, 2007 8:57 pm
Todd: BETRAYAL FIVE blaugh
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:13 am
Doctor Joyce Turk: Baby, is it my sleep toots that are bothering you? Cause I will stop eating dairy before bed! "Is it my sleep toots? 'Cause, Baby, I will stop having dairy after six!"
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Posted: Tue Jul 03, 2007 1:30 am
Elliot: It's okay, she didn't hear us.
Laverne: No. But Jesus did. Juuuust a closer walk with theeee...
Laverne: Sweetheart, you don't have to explain yourself to me. But you better get your stories straight when you come face to face with Jesus.
Laverne: You know, I shacked up with a man before I was married. His name was Jesus.
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Posted: Tue Jul 10, 2007 5:14 pm
Danielle California Doctor Joyce Turk: Baby, is it my sleep toots that are bothering you? Cause I will stop eating dairy before bed! "Is it my sleep toots? 'Cause, Baby, I will stop having dairy after six!"
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Posted: Mon Jul 16, 2007 12:22 pm
I can't remember if I saw this one here or not. =/ But it's one of my favorites.
Janitor: What's up?
JD: Be careful here. Don't give him anything. Nothing. What is up with you, man?
Janitor: I always get this way in the fall, you know? Summer's gone, the days are shorter. It just makes me feel so... what's the word?
JD: Sad?
Janitor: Yes, that's it. I'm a janitor so I couldn't think of the word sad. I was gonna say "makes me feel so mop."
JD: Let me explain. I–
Janitor: Go ahead, I'm mopping.
JD: Maybe I shouldn't bother.
Janitor: Maybe you mopn't.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 12:44 pm
Turk: Why do people keep marrying Larry King? The man looks like a frog.
Janitor: What is it with steel wool? Is it steel? Or is it wool?
Dr. Cox: Let me introduce you to, A Man Who Doesn't Care.
Dr. Kelso: Do you want me to order you a clown?
J.D.: A drunk clown hurt me once.
Turk: It sounds like you're asking me out on a man date.
J.D.: Turk, why are you so afraid of loving me?
Jordan: I don't dislike you, I nothing you.
J.D.: That's special.
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Posted: Fri Jul 20, 2007 5:20 pm
Dr Cox: Bad News On that One Sweet Cheeks I already gave it to your mom when she begged me to marry you
HAHAHAHA
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Posted: Tue Aug 07, 2007 1:07 pm
Live your life until love is found <3
Turk: Learn by doing!
Turk: He was up all night with a high fever, cramping and crying.
J.D.: Dude!
Turk: Oh, my bad. Not crying, punching the wall all manly and angry like, you know what I mean?
J.D.: I just Marcia Brady'd your a**.
Chris Turk: What the hell are you talking about?
J.D.: Like in the episode of the Brady Bunch where Marcia gets Jan a job, then Marcia gets fired cos they like Jan better...
Chris Turk: Season 5, Episode 3, Marcia gets creamed. Don't ever question me on the Bunch.
Dr. Cox: Yo, girl's name!
J.D.: What?
Dr. Cox: Gimme a break, Ellen, I got a lot on my mind, and look at that, I bounced back. or love's is gonna get you down. <3
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Posted: Fri Aug 10, 2007 11:45 pm
Carla:What if our son wants to take dance class even though all his friends are playing football? Turk: He can dance if he wants to. He can leave his friends behind. 'cuse his friend dont dance and if they dont dance then there no friends of mine.' Sss Aaa Fff Eee"
*Spill* Kid:"Oh no!, now the ghost who hates spills is going to come"
Janitor: "Your right he might come. You know that ghost's etire family was killed, by a careless spill just like yours. Just like yours.
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Posted: Sun Aug 12, 2007 3:41 am
edealexia denim-jones Turk: Why do people keep marrying Larry King? The man looks like a frog.Dr. Kelso: Do you want me to order you a clown?
J.D.: A drunk clown hurt me once. Love it. ` Shigure Live your life until love is found <3
Dr. Cox: Yo, girl's name!
J.D.: What?
Dr. Cox: Gimme a break, Ellen, I got a lot on my mind, and look at that, I bounced back. or love's is gonna get you down. <3 Deuce.
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