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 Posted: Wed Jul 29, 2009 3:39 pm
my friend has a cool shirt that says: "Hold me. I'm a Fermata" then theres a pic of a fermata
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 6:02 pm
ChiefLink How does a trumpet/tenor singer screw in a lightbulb? He/she hangs from the bulb, because the world revolves around them. Yes it does. *is a trumpet and a tenor singer*
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:09 pm
RinoaHeartilly Well... I guess here's the first one whee A oboist noticed at the end of each rehearsal break, one of the clarinetists would look at the inside flap of his jacket before he sat down to resume rehearsal. This continued for several years, and the oboist became quite curious about it. One day, during hot weather, the clarinetist took off his jacket and went off on break. The oboist waited until everyone was off the platform, looked around, and sneaked over to the jacket. He pulled back the flap and saw a little note pinned on the inside. It read: "left hand top, right hand bottom." This made me giggle. A lot.
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:13 pm
Fistful of Vicodin You know, if a clarinet and a saxophone had a baby, it would be a bass clarinet. Curse yooou! Putting Final Countdown in my head!
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Posted: Thu Aug 13, 2009 6:33 pm
this ones kinda random, but during marching band practice today, our band director a comment along the lines of " I love it when I get on facebook and see kids where their status says 'just had black-eyed peas and cabbage for dinner, going to go practice now.' so we (the low brass) decided we are all going to get on facebook tonite and post our status as "just had black-eyed peas and cabbage for dinner, going to go practice now"
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 4:44 pm
goddess_aphrodite u kno ur a band geek when u start singing band music in the middle of math class i hqave totally done that!!!!!!!
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:10 pm
Clarinet player: How many trumpet players does it take to change a light bulb?
Flute player: I don't, how many?
Clarinet player: 50..... one to change the light bulb and 49 to say how they would've done it better.
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 6:13 pm
goddess_aphrodite u kno ur a band geek when u start singing band music in the middle of math class lol, i do that all the time cool its how i stay awake
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 8:33 pm
Well, the first day we got this new band teacher, we hated him. This is one of our famous quotes:
"Hello class. Today we will be using 'Murette',"
"Using?"
"She's fun to do."
"Uh..."
"Enya, is there some thing wrong with what I'm saying?"
"Hmm...I wonder. The fact that sounds so...sexual?"
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 9:25 am
Fistful of Vicodin You know, if a clarinet and a saxophone had a baby, it would be a bass clarinet. close my mom was a clarinet & my dad was a tuba blaugh
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Posted: Sat Sep 05, 2009 11:49 am
I'm not sure if anyone else posted this but I found this online and I found it ratehr sad that I actually got the entire thing...
C, E-flat and G go into a bar. The bartender says, "Sorry, but we don't serve minors." So E-flat leaves, and C and G have an open fifth between them. After a few drinks, the fifth is diminished and G is out flat. F comes in and tries to augment the situation, but is not sharp enough.
D comes in and heads for the bathroom, saying, "Excuse me. I'll just be a second." Then A comes in, but the bartender is not convinced that this relative of C is not a minor. Then the bartender notices B-flat hiding at the end of the bar and says, "Get out! You're a minor and the seventh minor I've found in this bar tonight."
E-flat comes back the next night in a three-piece suit with nicely shined shoes. The bartender says, "You're looking sharp tonight. Come on in, this could be a major development." Sure enough, E-flat soon takes off his suit and everything else, and is au natural.
Eventually C sobers up and realizes in horror that he's under a rest. C is brought to trial, found guilty of contributing to the diminution of a minor, and is sentenced to 10 years of DS without Coda at an upscale correctional facility. On appeal, however, C is found innocent of any wrongdoing, even accidental. The judge rules that all contrary motions are bassless.
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 11:46 am
Last week during band camp, the Dr. Beat refused to work.
Julie (the girl working it since she can't march): WAIT WAIT IT'S NOT WORKING. IT'S UPSET.
Hartmetz: What?
Ben (trumpet friend of mine in the front row): "It's upset".
Everyone: lol
D.D. (other trumpet): Dr. Beat's ticked off.
Everyone who heard: rofl
I don't know any real jokes like the one posted above by Batgirl, but...that's still priceless. xD
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Posted: Sun Sep 06, 2009 12:51 pm
Witty T-Shirt Quote of the DayMarching Band: What's the football team doing on our field?My friend actually has that shirt xd lolreader2007 Fistful of Vicodin You know, if a clarinet and a saxophone had a baby, it would be a bass clarinet. close my mom was a clarinet & my dad was a tuba blaugh My mom was a clarinet and my dad was a trumpet. Although my mom was only in band for one year and then went to choir cuz the band director was a jerk d: I wound up a trumpet, piano, and guitar player and my brother is a drummer and guitar player. How did that happen? neutral
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