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That would be a lot of money to unload to the Hellsing organization for a prom date. You sure dinner and dancing is the only thing you are looking for?

*arrives at school with a mission, dragging Alucard behind her, finds one friend in particular, and points at Alucard* Tony Stark built THIS in a damn cave with a pile of scrap. *then sicks him on the stupid graphite-stealing cyborg* [Don't ask.] And I'd ask him many dumb questions. Including the gimmicky, "What's my blood type? I never had a reason to know...XP"

OH! I've go' i'! Feeding geese. We would totally feed geese. @___@ I mean, we would have to leave before the day was over, because he would feed ON the geese just to upset me, since I would have annoyed the undead nighttimes out of him at this point, but I would totally feed the geese with Alucard. Pshyeah.

And we would watch musicals. ninja Did I mention that in any previous posts?

Hmm, and what else...? Probably type to you guys every time he so much as blinked. My ego is much larger on the internet. 3nodding

OH!!! My brother wants to cosplay as Alucard-sama! I'm picturing a whole new twist on "interview with a vampire".

Alucard: So what makes you think you in any way at all resemble me?

Meh bro: Er, mah friendz t0ld meh I cood. Plus I R tall. LoL...Also, if I dress up as you, that one there's fandom will shrivel like a dead baby's brain as a Nazi vamp sucks up its fluids.

Alucard: O rly?

Meh bro: Ya rly.

Me: Hey, who's paying you? gonk

Meh bro: I loaned her the money.

Me: Silence!!

And that's when we would feed the geese, I suppose... ._.;;; Just for the record, when I started writing that conversation, I planned on being victorious.

I would sleep in his coffin with him and get him to open up to me that would be great

What I would do? Simple

I would first make him sign a deal/spell/rune (whatever) which binds him to tell the truth at all times.

I’ll ask him how Hellsing defeated him and enslaved him.
After learning this I would do the same thing, stealing him from Hellsing and making him my slave for ever.

After ensuring that he belongs to me, I would make him turn me into a vampire, even though he is my master now, the 24 hours rental aren’t up so he has to obey me.
I’ll then do the various things required to be my own master thus breaking our master/servant bond.

He is now, forever mine.

I would then send him to destroy every single member of the Hellsing organization (apart from Seras) as I wont leave the chance of them stealing him from me.
In fact I will send him to destroy any organization that can take him from me.

After the annihilation of any threat I would have eternity to learn from Alucard and make him tell me fascinating stories about the past.
I would rebuild his old castle and adopt an orphan to do the castle chores, he would be names Walter of course. I would certainly be keeping my eyes over him!

If Seras doesn’t come willingly I would make her a servant by force. Then give her to Alucard for entertainment, or whatever they want to do.

Alucard and I would have many adventures together, no doubt defending the castle and killing anyone that tries to steal him from me!
One of our great deeds over time would be to rid Britain and the world of neds, hippies and junkies!

In time I would probably grow tired of my vampire existence so I would set Alucard free and have him kill me.

The End
Oh what a beautiful plan.

No doubt there will be complications and flaws in my plan, but with Alucard by my side victory is mine!

As I've said victory shall be mine, when I get my hands on Alucard xd

Oh my now that is some pent up Alucard wishes.
My bet Jelai your not going to get any sleep tonight.
You will be tossing and turning thinking of more things you would love Alucard to do. Sorry to torment you with this thread. I hope at least you had fun with it.