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Posted: Mon Jan 15, 2007 2:05 pm
touch tiddles granted, but they're huge. so big infact, that you bash them every time you walk through a door, and so they're always bloody and bruised. i wish i could find the "right" woman. granted. she's sexy and lovely but really stupid and stuff. then leaves you for a fat 80 year old man with a fortune. I wish for a new laptop.
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 2:32 pm
granted, but i break into your house, steal it and smash it into tiny pieces, as revenege for you corrupting my last wish.
i wish i had purple hair...
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Posted: Tue Jan 16, 2007 8:38 pm
Granted and your hair is so purple that bush declares you a tratior to the nation and sneds the military after u
I wish I had a teddy bear the size of me.
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 7:58 am
^wish granted but its a curesed teddy bear and it kills you
(not joking)
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Posted: Sat Jan 20, 2007 6:51 pm
Granted though the Fairy Wings were so heavy, you weren't able to do anything but sit down with them because the weight brought you down.
[[Ooh it's fun. xDD; ]]
I wish I had more bumpers in my quest thread. D8 [[ Really. xDD; ]]
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Posted: Sun Jan 21, 2007 11:26 am
Granted, 10 billion bumpers appear in your thread, however they bump so much that no one can ever read your topics or what you have to say because everytime you say something, 10 billion bumps come after it, oh well at least you'll reach page 1 million biggrin I wish that this day would be special
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:42 pm
granted but the world would be all sad and emo when it was over i wish i had a steel plated ninja headband
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Posted: Tue Jan 23, 2007 7:47 pm
I'm so happy I feel just like being nice biggrin
Granted, you get it and a free coco kitty and kiki kitty too biggrin
I wish everyone had a reason to be happy biggrin
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 12:49 am
granted, everybody walk around all day everyday, grinning like idiots, until one by one they each go nuts and start gunning each other down.
i wish i had a crush on a real person, instead of crushes on celebrity women all the time...
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Posted: Wed Jan 24, 2007 1:09 pm
Granted, but she does not crush you back, she thinks of you as a ugly toad.. (Aww I feel really mean)
I wish I didn't have to take exams >_<
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Posted: Thu Jan 25, 2007 3:00 pm
granted, you never have to take exams again, however you are now a 90 year old woman barely living on life support and oxygen, and have no teeth so you have to be fed baby food and applesauce.
I wish that everyone would explode with joy
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Posted: Fri Jan 26, 2007 7:08 pm
granted, everyone explodes with joy, terminating all life on earth. moments before you explode you realise what a silly mistake it was wishing for this.
i wish i wasn't afraid of short people.
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Posted: Sun Jan 28, 2007 6:30 pm
granted but now you are afraid of tall people.
I wish that my mom would be more excepting of me
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Posted: Wed Jan 31, 2007 7:11 pm
granted, your mom starts excepting you and then she dies gonk
I wish i had magical powers
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