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When you delcare that the pale kid in your speech class in a vampire because "He's just like Edward...just like him..."



(Funny story actually...ha. Maybe i'll post it later.)

when there are tear stains on pages 65 - 90 in New Moon. - life_unreal125

yeah i did alot of crying that day ....

When you follow a kid in your school around trying to catch him in the sun because he bats his eyelashes, and is thusly a vampire.
(And come up with some excuse for why he didn't sparkle: "He was wearing a jacket! He could've had sunscreen on!)

you relate your friend and her bf to Rosalie and Emmet even though she has no idea what you are talking about

you start comparing every boy you meet to Edward

you name your man rp character Edward, Jasper, Jacob, Carlisle, ect.

you name your girl rp character Bella, Alice, Esme, Rosalie, ect.

you have reoccuring dreams about Twilight or New Moon every night.

You try to change your personality to that of one of the characters in the book.

You plant ruffled tulips around an apple tree and take a picture of it trying to fit the moon in the picture.

I swear I did all this yesterday. For some reason, I was on a Twilight high >>;;

♥ You play "Clair de Lune" by Debussy on repeat for five hours straight.

♥ You've suddenly become insanely interested with Jane Austen and Emily Bronte and put most of their works on your birthday and Christmas list (I turn 16 next Wednesday).

♥ Your passion for listening to Linkin Park has been rekindled.

♥ You squeal with glee as you read Avalon High by Meg Cabot and come across one word: Volvo.

♥ You have a serious discussion with your mother about possible going to a college out of state...preferably the University of Washington.

♥ You've searched Wal-Mart with the sole purpose of finding iron-on letters to make a Twilight shirt.

♥ ...Then mutter curse words quickly under your breath once you find out Wal-Mart doesn't have them.

♥ You've become a Henry Cavill fanatic, ravaging Blockbuster for Count of Monte Cristo and I Capture the Castle (especially after watching this hot little scene), only to be sorely disappointed when you find out you can't rent the latter because it's rated R and you're a minor, and that you can't even rent the former because they're all out of copies.

♥ ...Which leads to more vampire-like cursing.

You now you're a Twilight/New Moon fan when.....

You scream when you find out there's a Stephenie Meyer guild

You squeal when you see/hear/read the name Edward

You've made a Twilight/New Moon shirt for you, your friends, and your family

You look for guys who look even a little like Edward

You were a vampire for Halloween

You think your new friend is a vampire cause he's pale, his fingers are always cold, and when you put your hand over his heart you can't feel it beating. (he wasn't a vampire crying he isn't that hott, he doesn't sparkle in the sun, and I hugged him once and heard his heart.)

You start spelling your name with an "e" instead of an "a"(my name is Stephanie but I spell it Stephenie on my papers)

You're with your friends and you're talking about Twilight but you call it "the bible" and people stare at you

♥ You constantly bite the inside and outside of your lip, and when skin breaks you suck on the blood.

(I did this out of habit pre-Twilight, but now it's gotten even worse @_@)

♥ You spend all your computer time reading fanfics and printing out ones you love, which is basically 90% of them so your poor printer is getting the workout of its life.

(-caresses printer- Just hang on until next fall, baby, it'll be okay...)

♥ You also spend much of your time on Gaia's Twilight-related guilds, Lexicon, stepheniemeyer.com, and the Twilight Fanfiction & Art site, when you have a five page paper due in English tomorrow.

(The key is to stay optimistic; "I'll have all of January to raise up my grade...yeah...")