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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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 Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:45 pm
( Inspired by FP's ) PWN3D! - Palpatine when they fire the Death Star
All your base are belong to us. - AT-AT pilots as they attempt to take rebel areas
Dear diary, I found out that Leia is actually my sister, but that kiss didn't bother me, because I'm gay anyways. Chewbacca is just so damn hot... - Luke
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 6:49 pm
((Inspired by DA))
Dear diary,
Luke has been making advancements on me. I mean, I may be a walking rug and a furball that is fuzzy, but I think he's gay. If I wake up one night with him on me, I'll kill that b*****d, force powers or not. I'm not gay. There have been jedi wookies before. I'll find some of them too. Thanks for letting me express my feelings diary. I need to find some more rainbow paint for my new shirt while I'm at it. Also, I wonder where I can find some leather chaps....
-chewy.
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:14 pm
Dear Diary:
I think Im attracted to Han.
-Chewie
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:32 pm
I can't find my vibrator! * looks at Luke's lightsaber in a funny way * - Leia
That's right, I went there! twisted
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:43 pm
Im not suprised for some reason. You seem to be loosing your grip on sanity. sweatdrop
Dear Diary,
I think Im attracted to Han
-C3PO
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:48 pm
(DA, I really think you've lost it.)
*2 days after...you know whating with Luke's saber)
Umm..Luke...i think i'm pregnant...by dad....he did...things...with his saber....
-Leia
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 10:57 pm
....a line has been crossed. and on that note:
"uh oh....um, just say its Han's. no one will doubt it. even Han."
-Luke
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Posted: Mon Apr 25, 2005 11:21 pm
I TOLD you idiots those things weren't toys. But nobody listens to me. All I do is BEEP for crying out loud. LUCAS, YOUR a** IS MINE FOR GIVING ME THIS SHITTY PART, Oh, and you'll be hearing from my agent, ASSUMING ANYTHING'S LEFT OF YOU WHEN I'M DONE! - R2
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 5:12 pm
Why do I get stuck bolted to a crapass ship while R2 gets to run around and get action with all the ladies?
-R4-PL7
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:15 pm
I have the sudden urge to shake my shiny booty.
-C-3PO
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:40 pm
Everybody do the robot!
_Threepio
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Posted: Tue Apr 26, 2005 8:50 pm
R2, I'm kinda embarressed to say it, but... You set my circuits on fire. Lets share our core data together. - C3P0
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Apr 27, 2005 7:24 am
Cody...I am you're father!
-Boba Fett while wearing Jango's armor.
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 4:22 pm
"My parts are showing? ...Oh... I thought it was something serious..." -C3PO
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Apr 29, 2005 6:40 pm
" I could've been a good guy, but NO! I had to try to take over the galaxy with my Empire and now look... Those bastards blew up my last Death Star and I got nothing. * sigh * I should've listened to Mom and become a doctor. " - Palpatine
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