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Buckle Bean

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Posted: Mon Aug 22, 2005 1:07 pm

I'm not sure if I like Raoul or not. But mine as well post anyway =D

Don't know if this has been done:

Cut off his hair. He'll die in terror. And he'll cry. +50

Posted: Thu Aug 25, 2005 9:13 pm

Oh, I got it! We all mob him and throw punjab lassos around his neck! rofl

We put makeup on him to make him look like the phantom and make him see his reflection, the prettyboy would die just seeing ugly! twisted

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Erin Sovenya

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Posted: Fri Aug 26, 2005 5:07 pm

Tell him Christine left him for Erik and tehy've left Paris...and she sent a message: She has always hated Raoul and was using him for his money and position. He'd probably commit suicide.

Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 3:02 am

I say we stick multiple needles in him...You know...Like Pinhead has? Except of course, it will be slow and painful death to Raoul.

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Erin Sovenya

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Posted: Wed Aug 31, 2005 8:41 am

Put him in the never-ending E/C phic where, no matter how many times he dies by phan's/Christine's/Erik's hands, he always comes back to life to see Christine happily with Erik.

EDIT: you know, we should just rename this thread "101 ways to TORTURE Raoul". Thats all we're really doing now anyway.

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 12:07 pm

Put him in an Iron Maiden... twisted ...Except you have to put the spikes where his major arteries are...so instead of dying instantly...He will slowly and painfully BLEED TO DEATH...Heeheehee...

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Chrysaora

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Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:45 pm

If you want to get rid of Raul, just stick a scratch-and-sniff picture of Christine at the bottom of the lake... heart

Posted: Sat Sep 03, 2005 4:50 pm

Eat him > biggrin

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Posted: Mon Sep 05, 2005 8:19 am

Nah, he won't taste good...

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 12:27 am

Wow.... I knew our dear Vicomte wasn't exactly everybody's favorite (why have your childhood sweetheart when you could have a homicidal walking corpse?), but this is just creepy. I mean, who was it who listed out all those detailed steps with pulling out his intestines and wraping them around his neck?! Gutting him and making him watch?! Some of you people creep me out.
About half of these suggestions rely on the assumption that Raoul is a complete idiot. Yeah.... Anyway, about the other half: you'd probably have a lot of hormone-pumped teenage girls (I'm assuming) taking on a twenty-one-year-old, probably ARMED Navy soldier. That'd work. *sarcasm*
Okay, that was my rant for the day. R/C FOREVER!!!

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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 9:32 am

Hm... we can't drown him because no one dies from a little lack of oxygen. XP
First we say Christne and Erik ran off tho Antartica and then Raoul shall follow. When he gets there a mob of angery penguins peck his eyes out. A polar bear comes and sits on him so he stops running around like a moron then the penguins finish him off by slapping him with fish!

Of course we have to tell Christne that Roul only got close to her so he could kill her like her did with her father. And Erik is there to comfort her and save the day! heart

Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 2:47 pm

we could use a picture of christine to lure him off a building causing him to fall to his death

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Posted: Sat Oct 08, 2005 6:23 pm

I may sound sick and insane when I say this But I want to tie him by his ankles and wrists place several rats on his stomach place them under a bucket then heat the bucket and allow them to start digging into his stomach until they have made it half way inside of his stomach then I think we should talk a barbed wire and wrap his intestines around it and slowly roll it then......lets just stop there lets just say that I'm not all that fond of raoul at all and I also believe we should do the same thing to christine stupid wench leading him on like that then breaking his heart disgraceful

Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 2:34 am

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Posted: Sun Oct 09, 2005 7:00 pm

Deadly Lullaby

Lock him in a room alone for 48 hours with nothing but a loudly ticking clock on the ceiling, to high for him to reach.
After that, release him into the mirror room, and use the reflection of the Manican doll that Erik had of Christine ti drive Raoul crazy in the mirror room...
After that I'd tell him Christine is burried alive 10 feet under ground in a stone coffin, and the only way to save her is to dig her out.
After he unburries the coffin, he will find it only contains salt... salt up to the very top.
I'd then grab him, and chain his wrists to the ceiling and ankles to the floor. Also would remove all his clothing except his underware (and maybe pants? *shrugs*)
With a clock in the room I would leave him there for another 5 hours alone... with the sound of the ticking clock.
After that I would go in and slice him with a rusty razor, and leave him for another 4 hours.
I would repeat the process, subtracting an hour each time... (3 hour wait, 2 hour wait, 1 hour wait) Then make it 45 min, 30 min, 15 min, 10 min, 5 min.
After the 5 minute wait, I would slice him once more with the rusty razor, and do it again once every minute after that. This would continue until he was covered in bloody painful cuts.
I would then take him back to the coffin, filled with salt. I'd shove him in the coffin and in the midst of his screams I'd grab his tongue and slice it right down the middle and shut the lid to the coffin and fill in the hole with dirt once more.
I would then leave him there for a week, and return to see a coffin filled with a dead corpes and bloodstained salt... and hopefully some scratching marks on the lid of the coffin.

HOW IS THAT FOR MORBID?!?!?!?! twisted

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