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 Posted: Thu Dec 07, 2006 7:09 pm
*smiles at the funniness* biggrin
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Posted: Fri Dec 08, 2006 5:56 am
Wow.... eek
And here I thought my sanity was slowly slipping away....
Poor Leavaros, a bird seems to have flown through his window and flown off with his, but dread not! (You like that little play on words? blaugh I R G-N-US) For it will go towards feeding smaller critters who need something waxy and chewable to eat! Now if only we could do something about that ego... but that I'm afraid is just unedible.
Welcome fresh meat! I mean, new people, I'm sorry, sometimes I get confused. Today we dine, I mean post! Together in harmony so that the mods and our bellies will be sated with the sweet sweet blood-candies all foolish enough to tread yonder sub-forums... I'm not even going to try and stop myself now.
From whence you came, the loving breast of the General Forum where mods are nothing more than robots, and people are also nothing more than poll-whores, we welcome you to our deep frier of friendship in hopes that you taste just as tastey as fish and chips.
Alas I must see you off to that big 450 Degree oven in the floor and bid you all a bastey adue.
the Demon
P.S. Vale, it's quite common knowledge we never get along, clearly all those craters in the forum were made by us and our verbal and literal heavy artillery. Not to mention that leg-o-urs is lookin' mighty good *gets out the BBQ sauce*, no! Don't run away!
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 7:28 pm
Demon!
By all the gods that ever were! Stop with the puns!
Bloody hell! *reads list again* gonk
1) A joke about birds--Demon, that's just naughty! And you should know better by now than to play with me. But I know, I know--I'm just too much fun.
2) L'ego of my EGO. Pun warfare, beyotch! xd
3)You almost killed me on the fresh meat part. I laughed until I choked! I feel like the walrus in Alice in Wonderland who leads all of the n00b oysters to the table to finally eat them, but don't worry, we don't really eat players per se, we just, gnaw on them a bit...Demon, there's one now! On page 4! NO! Come back here, kitty! We won't bite.... Oh, alright, we'll bite, but only if you like it....
4)Loving breast of the General Forum? It is only so warm because of the much warmer and more tender bosom of our lovable hostess! Have you no shame, Demon!?! Give the woman some credit.
5)Robot mods? Poll whores? Deep fryers? It's like a futuristic Candyland, with trans fats, and STDs.
6)At least you shamelessly butchered the French language. You missed Kitty!!!
Vale,
-LD
Never stop yourself Demon! This was sooo much fun!
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 10:32 pm
Hahahaha! My oh my, what a festive play on words!
I'm not even going to touch the whole bird thing! xd You two always take chunks out of each other like this?
Hm, I'm fairly knew here... Ya both won't try to take-o-bite of me will ya? For this meat ain't cooked yet, I'll bite back! wink
You made me think of chicken, fries, and women all at the same time with the General Forum one. gonk Sheesh, you're going to scare away everyone! Of course, that's if they aren't already running...
A Candyland? That has to be the oddest candy land I've ever heard of! Give me a couple drinks and invite me over, I'll be the best damn poll whore you boys have ever seen, and I wouldn't mind a dip in the deep fryer either. cheese_whine heart
This is the most hilarious introduction thread I've ever seen! I think I burst a lung! rofl
~Kiyo
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Posted: Sat Dec 09, 2006 11:29 pm
*just...stares at them all*
I've finally found people crazier than myself...And with a taste for verbage and vocabulary! *gasp*
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 10:43 am
Kiyome the Dragon Hahahaha! My oh my, what a festive play on words! I'm not even going to touch the whole bird thing! xd You two always take chunks out of each other like this? Hm, I'm fairly knew here... Ya both won't try to take-o-bite of me will ya? For this meat ain't cooked yet, I'll bite back! wink You made me think of chicken, fries, and women all at the same time with the General Forum one. gonk Sheesh, you're going to scare away everyone! Of course, that's if they aren't already running... A Candyland? That has to be the oddest candy land I've ever heard of! Give me a couple drinks and invite me over, I'll be the best damn poll whore you boys have ever seen, and I wouldn't mind a dip in the deep fryer either. cheese_whine heart This is the most hilarious introduction thread I've ever seen! I think I burst a lung! rofl ~Kiyo Oh, I know! It's fabulous. And yes, to the first, all the time. You see Demon enjoys my sweetness, and I, his spiciness. If you think that's good, you should see us swordfight. Leavaros:En garde, ye Demon! *pulls out a rapier from god-knows-where* *Demon does too, and they commence jabbing at one another, suddenly clad in poofy silk fencing shirts on a ship's mast* Demon:You b*****d, this is Egyptian cotton! Leavaros:Haha! Crystalsmuse & Urendell: Umm...okay, why are we both in Victorian dresses? *Kiyome, dressed in a pirate captain's garb with a parrot on her shoulder, steps up to them and puts a hand on their shoulders* Kiyome biggrin on't bother questioning it. Just enjoy the show! *Demon looks down* Demon:Hey, the deep-fried poll whore is here! Leavaros:My crystalsmuse! heart *They stop fencing and jump down* Demon:You're not the only one to burst a lung in this thread, Kiyome! Leavaros:Yeah, just wait till Innin and Juuyousei get here twisted Then we'll have some real fun! Love and Vale, ~The Great Leavaros Dapple P.S. Come on, Glory! Jump in!
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:36 pm
Age: 14
Name: Gabrielle, but call me by my nickname, Froggy. Peridot_Horntail is my penname.
Location: Florida, USA
Why I joined this Guild: To make new friends, get some writing criticism, and to just some random insane fun with people. After what I've just seen from the mod Kiyome, clearly I belong here. YAY insane people! mrgreen
What I expect out of this Guild: Some honest opinions about my writing style, and hopefully some literary critics I can argue with.
What I expect out of the Crew Members of this Guild: Well...if they're anything like Kiyome, some random bouts of insnity, and good friendship and opinions.
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 4:37 pm
And are you guys always this funnily insane? My God, Artemis Fowl : The Lost Colony may have some company now!
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 5:06 pm
Peridot_Horntail And are you guys always this funnily insane? My God, Artemis Fowl : The Lost Colony may have some company now! Honey, *Leavaros lays on a frilly bed, smoking* You have no idea. This is just the tip of the iceberg. *blows smoke hearts at Peridot* You know sweetie, *gets up and runs fingers on Peridot's shoulder* Peridot is my birth stone. Hmhmhmhmhm.... Vale, and welcome to the guild, -LD
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:21 pm
Peridot_Horntail And are you guys always this funnily insane? My God, Artemis Fowl : The Lost Colony may have some company now! Hey Peri!! blaugh Glad you joined! You better get used to the funnily insane, because it happens fairly often! 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 8:54 pm
f34R m7 M0dl1n3ss!
No seriously, fear it. scream
And yes, I am always this funny, Vale just tags along because I make him look good. Though late at night I become quite serious, the darkness transforms me...
I guess I'm just too straight to get the Egyptian Cotton joke, sorry Vale crying . But fear not! Our sword fighting was most excellent!
the Demon
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:09 pm
That's what he thinks, but he really is too straight, the poor thing. It must be so hard being him. No fun at all. But that's okay, because I'm here, and as everyone knows, I'm tons of fun. We complete each other. Like Will and Grace, sans Karen and Jack.
And he does make me look good--
*Leavaros admires self in mirror*
--but only because I'm so charming and he's...so not.
THE NEXT PERSON TO CALL ME VALE GETS CASTRATED!!!!! scream scream
I"m so done now....
-LD
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Posted: Sun Dec 10, 2006 9:27 pm
Geez, then at least have the decency to call me Valens. It is my pseudonym I use for poetry submissions. It means "wellsayer" or something near it.
Anyway, I've got to go before your gf gets my address.
-LD
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Posted: Mon Dec 11, 2006 3:28 pm
Wow. I am in the right place! Yus, you are all just as crazy as I am. And you're not single, demon? Awwww.... sad
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