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 Posted: Fri Mar 09, 2012 10:47 pm
granted,
but only because they're now all installed in your computer
i wish i didn't procrastinate
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 2:15 pm
granted, but you can never be lazy again (so like, no vacation, no breaks, etc.)
I wish I could invent something awesome.
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 4:19 pm
you can.
but you don't because you loose all interest in it,
and all your other goals
i wish i could float
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Posted: Sun Mar 18, 2012 5:08 pm
Wish granted, but now you float everywhere you go and can't direct yourself thus you get lost in the wind! Farewell my lovely *tear tear*
I wish I had a cookie!
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 8:52 pm
Granted, but it contains an ingredient you're violently allergic to.
I wish I could raise one eyebrow at a time.
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Posted: Mon Mar 19, 2012 9:15 pm
granted,
but unfortunately you do it involuntarily and your eyebrow muscles get such a work out from constantly moving that they grow a lot, giving you two huge lumps on your forehead
i wish i were ambidextrous
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 4:37 am
granted, but your hand cramps frequently and you have to rest for a full minute each time
i wish i could burn (a reasonable amount of) calories whenever i think
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Posted: Tue Mar 27, 2012 11:58 am
Granted, but now you think too much and end up wasting yourself away into nothing!
I wish that I was able to stay up later at night without being tired the next day
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 6:22 am
granted but now the lack of sleep makes you break out and age faster
i wish i had a longer vacation
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Posted: Wed Mar 28, 2012 8:33 pm
granted, but The hole vacation you spend with broken legs
I wish I could pass all my test with a perfect a
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Posted: Fri Mar 30, 2012 10:04 pm
granted, but only because they move you back to kindergarten for the rest of your life
i wish i could go wherever i wanted just by wishing it and saying a special word
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 10:32 am
Granted, but now the people in the movie Jumper are after you want you dead.
I wish I could talk to ghosts! (And see them too! wink )
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Posted: Sat Mar 31, 2012 8:30 pm
granted, but they all want to kill you.
I wish my hand wouldn't cramp half the time when I play the cello.
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 1:06 pm
Granted, but now you have no hands! eek
I wish I had a White Tiger tail! 3nodding
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Posted: Sun Apr 01, 2012 5:05 pm
Granted, but the tail stays wrapped around your face all the time making you unable to see!
I wish I had food right now... preferably something nutritious
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