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| You're next on my hit list. What do you do? |
| RUN LIEK HELL! |
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| You already killed me, dammit! D:< |
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| That's santa's list. He wants it back. |
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| Poll-ho |
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:22 pm
Weasel comically drops a piano on Kaos.
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:30 pm
Super Cookie.
'Cause he's super and he's Cookie.
Both are to be feared.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 2:33 pm
It was just another average day for SuperHomo.
He had just beaten up some radical Republicans attempting to outlaw gay rights.
Then all of a sudden, he spies Gatorman robbing a fish store and beats him up.
SuperHomo wins, again!
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:27 pm
(I am making the avatars battle not the people. You may not be the same gender as you actually are, but DEAL WITH IT!)
After the great cataclysm Earth is barely recognizable. The human population is but a fraction of what it was at the beginning of the 21st century. Maintaining large cities with millions has become everything but impossible, and most of the world lives in small tribes or villages scattered across the numerous continents. In some places technology has flourished into things that were science fiction before the cataclysm, and in others people rely on the sweat of their brow and the bounty of the land. The Thies anomaly brought with the cataclysm has made the impossible possible, and has also brought new hardships and changes to all life on the planet.
It is now 38 years after the cataclysm. It is Summer on the southern tip of the Dhelial continent. The people here are fortunate enough to have some of the education and technology of the past. They live in relative comfort and their society is relatively liberal, the government changes as it needs to.
This is the story of an encounter in this place.
Here the famous hero Draconis Goldhorn and his companions have settled down for a few months. They work at the pier and are regarded as hard workers and friendly people by the locals and travellers alike. On this day they see a ship on the horizon. As they prepare for the ship to land a torpedo is fired at the Draconis' ship.
"What the hell do they think they are doing.?" Draconis grabs some binoculars and gets a better look at the ship, and his heart sinks. It is a naval vessel from the Eld Kingdom. Princess Bleu Blackhorn, who's nation he had left long ago, gives an apologetic smile from the ship. While the locals were blessed with some technology, they have nothing like this carrier from Eld. His ship destroyed, Goldhorn is forced to confront the Princess.
Bleu Blackhorn disembarks. "Come back with us Captain Goldhorn. You were not relieved from your duty and we need you. Every day we are besieged by monsters and invaders. Your country needs you."
"I have to respectfully decline. There is a world full of information, technology and artifacts that could save all civilization, it is all out there ready for the taking. I could bring us out of these new dark ages. If I can get little bits from everywhere and share them worldwide we could take back what there was before all this, and more with the collective information on Thies." Goldhorn started to his ship to assess the damage.
"If you won't come back willingly then I will take you back by force Captain." In the past Bleu had learned to use her Thies imaginatively but now still needs to focus it into a form to concentrate. Now her stabilizer is a bird. An image of a parrot that sits on her shoulder.
"You won't stop me. This has to happen." Goldhorn grips his sword. The pressure of their wills clashes for a moment as they stare each other down, then they charge.
"Peregrine!" the Princess yells and the parrot begins to zip around her like a jet stirring the wind. As the two combatants get closer and closer the diameter of the whirlwind grows and debris is picked up and swung around in wide arcs. Goldhorn shoots through like a bullet crashing through barrels and crates, splintering wood and dodging stones. With blinding speed he closes in as Bleu screams "Fowl!" The whirling abruptly stops and the air shoots downward with crushing force bringing Goldhorn to a crouching position. He springs up and flies at the princess striking her with the hilt of his sword and his free hand to incapacitate her before she yells "Condor!" and the bird is like a blade as it tears at Goldhorn. He deflects the bird and bears down on the princess for a killing blow, but hesitates. He cannot kill her, the daughter of his king, the future bride of his friend, the pride of his people. His hesitation gives the princess her chance to strike. "Phoenix!" There is a pillar of fire, and the battle is over.
"Goldhorn. This task is too big for you. We need you here and now. We will build a new future one day at a time. Come back to us Captain."
Draconis Goldhorn sighs. Some day he will help the world, but today he needs to help his people. When he goes to tell his comrades that he will not continue he leaves his second in command in charge.
Bleu has won this round, and it is time for Draconis to come home. As he boards the ship, he is sad, but proud of what he has already accomplished.
And then an unexpected surprise. His comrades who joined him decide that they want to see the land of Eld. There is a country in trouble, and as soon as it is safe they can have their leader back.
The two parties head back to Eld as one.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:30 pm
Bleu is crushed by Owwin's wall shutter blinds of text.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:31 pm
(Not participating)
No way walls of text don't have paragraph breaks. It is more like a gate of text or shutter blinds.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 5:32 pm
Cookie never stopped winning.
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:33 pm
I second the moshun! scream
Cookeh wins by default. >_*'
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 8:56 pm
Man, I'm good at this.
Medeus has sex and a gun on his side. He wins. xd
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Sharkbutt The Orgiastic Crew
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Posted: Sun Sep 12, 2010 11:49 pm
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 12:21 am
Cookie Rainbow-Gay-Rays Reg in the butt, which makes Reg slightly more pessimistic about everything. It's not a very noticeable difference to anyone else, but Reg is very affected by it. He's also not a fan of the Rainbow Gay Ray. :/
Cookie wins.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 3:55 am
Scruffy (The janitor) docks at a port to stock up before heading out to sea. In one pub, she sees Reg, having a drink with the sword that Scruffy could not steal. Furious, Scruffy engages in combat with Reg, looking at the peg leg from their last battle.
Reg agrees to wipe the floor with Scruffy a second time, promising not to be so forgiving this time. But as a pirate, Scruffy always fights dirty. Anticipating Reg's arrival at the pub, she paid a certain someone handsomely to poison Reg's drink.
Convulsing and spewing foam from their mouth, Reg falls a few minutes into battle. Scruffy grabs the blade, completing the task that she failed before. Scruffy wins as pirates fight dirty.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:35 am
Boogieman Tonton swallows up Skae in a bag filled with his darkest bogey-nightmare-children, leaving the night shattered with screams and cries of fear and anguish.
Than Skae wakes up, and see's that a sweater just flopped onto his face while he was sleeping.
Skae wins.
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Posted: Mon Sep 13, 2010 6:54 am
Well, the way I see it, if Medeus was ever taken into that bag, Cookie would definitely help him out of it and practically no one wins against Cookie.
So all in all, Medeus wins.
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