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 Posted: Fri Aug 06, 2010 10:20 pm
Dear people who were talking about October birthdays:
Pity the fools born on November 4th... 10 months and 10 days after December 25th. Your kids will know what you were doing.
Also, read Sayonara, Zetsubou-sensei.
Luv,
Ezzy
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Posted: Sat Aug 07, 2010 5:37 am
Dear Ezzy,
I know someone who worked out the exact date they were conceived by factoring in how much they were early or late, I can't remember which, and it turned out that they were without a doubt conceived on December the 25th. She was mortified and everyone made comments about her being a Christmas present to her dad.
Much lol-ing,
KeJoRo
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Posted: Fri Aug 13, 2010 6:41 pm
KeJoRo Dear Ezzy, I know someone who worked out the exact date they were conceived by factoring in how much they were early or late, I can't remember which, and it turned out that they were without a doubt conceived on December the 25th. She was mortified and everyone made comments about her being a Christmas present to her dad. Much lol-ing, KeJoRo oh god oh god I was conceived late july, that's nowhere near anyone's birthday or holidays or anything, thank god. 6 days late and born may 5th.
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Posted: Sat Aug 14, 2010 7:51 am
Dear people,
Why do you want to think about your parents having sex? That is WAY perverse... I do not want to know when my parents had sex... I do not need to know when my dad made a deposit into my moms vageen bank... I do not need to know how long it took my parents to see their return on investment...
sincerely,
A guy who would rather keep not thinking about old coochies and peeners.
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Posted: Tue Aug 17, 2010 1:32 pm
Dear Open Letters,
I totally missed that you became a sticky and forgot your existence.
Please forgive me.
Sincerely,
rawr
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 9:10 am
  Dear World, Please stop sucking so much and give me more days off to d**k around and spend time with Aaron. Much Obliged, T 
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Posted: Thu Aug 19, 2010 1:12 pm
Dear clothes;
Fold yourselves and put yourselves away so I can take a nap on my bed instead of the couch.
Sincerely;
zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 8:25 pm
Dear ECVHS,
I want you. SO. BAD. I realize I will be regretting it after a week, but I WANT YOU SO BAD!
Your future meatpuppy,
Mimi
P.S. IF I DON'T GET GUITAR AS AN ELECTIVE SOMEONE IS GOING TO ******** DIE.
C:
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Posted: Wed Aug 25, 2010 7:35 am
I hate you all.
Especially you, autoformat.
-Mimi
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Posted: Sun Sep 05, 2010 5:33 pm
Dear Danielle Staub,
YOU ARE RIDICULOUS! Just plain ridiculous, I have never used the word ridiculous to precisely describe the attitude and personality of a person, but it is the only word that fits you. Everything about your life is a joke, and the fact that you wish to be taken seriously is just plain funny. So you should probably go ahead and try NOT TO take your life so seriously, because nobody else in the world will, unless they are just as ridiculous as you are... LOL!
With no regard for your personal feelings,
Buzz
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:35 pm
♪ I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. ♪
♪ I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. ♪ ♬ Dear My Sanyo Incognito,
I love you so much. You are my first and favorite texting phone. I realize that I may have accidentally dropped you in a pool, but i was accidental. Please continue to work. You were only in there for a few second. After shutting you off for a day, you still work, so please continue with the working-ness.
Your Button-Presser,
Lauren ♬ ♪ While you're dying I'll be still alive. ♪
♪ And when you're dead I will be still alive. Still Alive. STILL ALIVE ♪
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Posted: Wed Sep 08, 2010 5:09 pm
Dear Attention,
Please don't wander off during class, especially if it's one that involves me sitting behind a computer. I understand that sometimes I'm bored or tired, but I need you to be focused!
Thank you and have a nice day.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 8:47 pm
♪ I'm doing Science and I'm still alive. ♪
♪ I feel FANTASTIC and I'm still alive. ♪ ♬ Dear Guitar #1,
You are mine for the next term. I ******** LOVE YOU. I WILL TRY WITH ALL MY MIGHT FOR YOU TO NOT BE BROKEDED. I ********. LOVE. YOU.
Your Strummer,
Lauren ♬ ♪ While you're dying I'll be still alive. ♪
♪ And when you're dead I will be still alive. Still Alive. STILL ALIVE ♪
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Posted: Fri Sep 10, 2010 7:17 am
Dear ******** you for spraying me while I walked to class this morning after dragging myself out of bed after only 3 hours of sleep.
mad
-Dana
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Posted: Sat Sep 11, 2010 10:13 am
Dear Kejo:
Now that's what I'm talking about! Kudos on a well-made avatar.
--Avatar enthusiast
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