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 Posted: Fri Feb 19, 2010 5:52 pm
Granted but you just forgot your next wish...and how to swim
I wish i had an infinite supply of ramen
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 10:23 am
Granted, but it tastes awful.
I wish that there were more shirts in XS. (Always so hard to find clothes that fit)
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 1:31 pm
00Shoe Granted, but it tastes awful. Impossible Alright granted, but you now can't find pants that fit you I wish I had a tablet! I WANTS ONE SO BAD!
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:11 pm
Here, you can have my old Graphire 3 with the bent USB jack. Reads the pen's position about 2% of the time. Have fun!
I wish I could remember my next wish.
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Posted: Mon Feb 22, 2010 4:21 pm
Granted, but it was too late to post it.
I wish it was time to go home.
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Posted: Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:39 pm
Granted, but you skip forward in time so now there two copies of yourself. You fight over who is the 'real' 00Shoe and end up destroying each other.
I wish I had a fish.
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 1:06 pm
say hello, and goodbye. You overfeed the fish and it dies of an exploded stomach
I wish I was omnipotent like pinocchio
(If you have no idea what I'm talking about: http://www.dump.com/2010/02/13/pinocchio-paradox-solved/ )
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Posted: Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:55 pm
Granted. In a happy bout of practicing your powers, you set about becoming omniscient as well as omnipotent. In attempting to acquire infinite knowledge, your brain cell count grows so sharply and impossibly high that you turn into a black hole. Gosh, thanks for destroying Earth.
I wish I were a zombieeee.
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Posted: Thu Feb 25, 2010 9:37 pm
Granted, to bad you don't know what is going on any more. Better get some braiiinnnss
I wish it was earlier in the day.
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 7:52 am
congratulations, it's not 12:01, go to sleep!~
I wish I had ... pizza
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:07 pm
Granted, but it's got every topping you despise on it.
I wish my mate's ride into town would get here already... *drums fingers impatiently*
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 8:32 pm
oh he gets there alright ... only there all made of LIVING PLASTIC! hahahaha! thus they have no want to actually do anything but kidnap and transfer you to their plasticy army
I which for hotchocolate
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Posted: Fri Feb 26, 2010 10:33 pm
granted when you get the hot chocolate you dont notice the hole in the cup and it purs all over your lap burning you and making you cry like a sissy
but i wish i could have rainbows and lots of glowstix
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 2:56 pm
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The Corrupted Renamon Crew
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Posted: Sat Feb 27, 2010 3:00 pm
granted,though you flew into the engine of a jet plane
i wish i could end world hunger
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