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 Posted: Sat Mar 27, 2010 6:41 pm
Today I cleaned, cooked, sewed and baked all day in a short skirt. To hell with feminists, this is the best day I had in months. MLIA
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:55 am
Today I commented to a group of female friends about the size of another woman's bottom. One of these friends was named Rebbecca. It was, in fact, a large bottom. MLIA
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 8:14 am
Today, I was out on the porch on the phone. When the conversatio nended, I proceded t otry and walk back into the house. I say try because I hit a door. "Oh", I thought to myself, "gotta move the screen door!" so, I moved the screen door. Then walked into the glass one. "Oh, right, solid object. Got it!" Moved the door, walked inside, and proceded to trip over the little bottom part of the door frame into the house. Today will still be fantastic XD My Life is Awesome
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:16 pm
Today, my iron smells like peanut butter. I did bake peanut butter cookies yesterday, but that explains nothing. MLIA
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:28 pm
I got longsocks, a hairbrush, and books for my birthday. All of which I, strangely, wanted. MLIA.
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 1:56 pm
Today I worked out for half an hour.. my butt is always the first place to start sweating. I find this unpleasant. Mlia.
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Posted: Sun Mar 28, 2010 4:45 pm
I play Magic: The Gathering, and love big group games. A bunch of players are over today, but I'm not in the mood to play. MLIA T-T
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:53 am
Today, I found an old Valentine I made in French class. It says, in French: "I am but an earthworm without you. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean of my love for you is large. You have weasels on your face. I can smell your brains. Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancée hurls a javelin through your chest." MLIA
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 11:54 am
Kittywitch Today, I found an old Valentine I made in French class. It says, in French: "I am but an earthworm without you. Your eyes are as blue as the ocean of my love for you is large. You have weasels on your face. I can smell your brains. Your love life will run into trouble when your fiancée hurls a javelin through your chest." MLIA Today, I remembered why there was a theory about someone putting crack in the air filters in the French room. MLIA
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 2:20 pm
Yesterday, I wished Lady Gaga happy birthday and forgot about my friend's. MLIA
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 3:22 pm
I think Ijust discovered what the flavor "Poop" is in food. MLIA T.T
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Posted: Mon Mar 29, 2010 10:01 pm
Today, I kissed my ex.. who has a girlfriend. And I have every intention of doing so again tomorrow. I'm pretty sure I'm going to hell now. MLIA.
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 6:53 am
Today, I fit myself back into my aubergine go-go boots. I feel like I have salvaged the only worthwhile part of tenth grade. MLIA
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Posted: Tue Mar 30, 2010 11:58 pm
Today, I smiled like I haven't smiled in three years. MLIA
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Posted: Wed Mar 31, 2010 12:07 am
Today, I discovered I have a true love for the show bones. I also realized that I really miss the show Warehouse 13. MLIA/MLIA
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