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 Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:03 pm
Oi...I've been gone for a while, but I've returned! Time for my usual quote'n'commentary! Picking up where I left off...Ch.11I can't help but wonder if she works better than my printer-scanner. That damned thing is always throwing tantrums, only works half the time, *Grumble grumble...*Quote: She looked in the keyhole and on the wndow and she was gunna check under the carpet… but it reminded he of shadow. Quote: “Dally please contort yourself,” Edward begged, Quote: She looked up at him, she looked so pretty when she cried and the tears poured down her face like mouth vesuvias… Quote: “Oh please.. what will I do to get powerfalls enough to kill my momand Dumbledore and save Hogwarts….?” I read it as "mom and", and then I read it as one word. "Momand". "Mo-mand." I don't know why, but I find it hilarious.Quote: Dally was inspired and turned into the key and rammed herself into the keyhole of all the keylocks. Quote: “HUUUUU,” said Link “HUUUUUUU” said Hiei “HUUUUU,” said Sasuke “HUUUUU” said Draco.
Quote: “Oh my boys!” She ran up and recessitated all of them jungle they could breathe.
Them jungles. They breathes. HOFUX.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:16 pm
Ch.11 was a bit lame. Better luck this time?
Ch.12Quote: “Wall what the c**k does this men?”  She hates Nook, too. That a*****e of a raccoon.Quote: They rerunned back to Hogywarts by taking a patronis (Dally took a lion, Sasuke took a chimpansee, Hiei took a rollerbear, and Link took a horse.) that they cast through there wands. Quote: “It can’t ******** be,” said Dum., “If thay find out Shadow and Harry Poter are both Chosen Ones theyn they will combine them with fu sion ho and kill the ******** outta us…” Quote: He almost lost the grape [...]Quote: (she sued her feminine charms to while him over) Quote: “no ******** YOU ******** WANKER t**t,” screamed Harry at the top of his tongue, “Dumbledore would NEVER DO THAT. He’s my DAD” “Hes not your dad, Harry,” said Hermione coming out from under him and putting a hand on him, “James was your dad, he was murdered by Voldemort remember? Are you horcruxed??” “***** ******** no,” said Harry Quote: “How will we do that? we killed Snape remember? And his d**k,” said Sasuke.
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:25 pm
Anyways, let's see if I can get more comments in this time through.
Ch.13Quote: “oh tonks oh tonks,” said Lupin, “your p***y jucie tastes like juicy juice,” he said and lapped it up more. It was squirtling into his mouth like a super soaker clause he was good at gave blowjobs…
Second Bold: SOMETHING'S NOT RIGHT, THAR D:Quote: “SASUKE WAT THE ********,” Link said, he moved his hand now a lil and accieditaly touched Sasu’s bonner. He punched him in the d**k and was like “THATS FOR BEING A HOMO.”“GAYS,” Dally shouted, “shut UP or they’ll hear us…” Quote: “What was that??” she sniffed. “omg do you thank someone is watchen us ********??” Tonks said and put her nips back on. “Yes I do cuz I can smell the erection…”
Second Bold: LOL WHUT?!Quote: “Well s**t that’s a big grace to ask,” said Lupin, “Why don’t you aks Snape to kill him?” “My friend Edwad killed him…and his d**k ><” said Dally Quote: “This can’t is…” said Link, “Edward were an integer part of our team, without him we have paralyzed. Seriously.”
And poor Link; his English is terrible. Must be tough, Hylian being his first language and all...Quote: “That masturbator!” said Link and they all laughed and walked adaware…
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Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2009 2:29 pm
Mmm...the last of it for now, I suppose. Until the next chapter.
Ch.14Quote: [...]It was flopping around like a crazy p***s [...] Quote: “Ohhh well that was good fun but what the scrotum is Lupin doing??? Its taken that wanker forever.”
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:17 am
Quote: “Oh Dally I’m so sorry,” he circumcisedShe uses the weirdest words in place of the word "said". I've seen her say things like "pooed", "squirted", "beaned"....
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Posted: Sat Aug 08, 2009 12:46 am
Roboken Quote: “Oh Dally I’m so sorry,” he circumcisedShe uses the weirdest words in place of the word "said". I've seen her say things like "pooed", "squirted", "beaned".... I thought beaned meant banned in Dally-ese.
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Posted: Sun Aug 09, 2009 3:29 pm
"There was a boy/little girl tansvesite THING on the Telly and it had greasy barack hair and a butt chin and was ugly and clearly the most retarded of them all. It was flopping around like a crazy p***s because it’s the most retardedest and cant right write."
The amount of problems in that sentence alone make me giggle.
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Posted: Mon Aug 10, 2009 4:44 pm
XD Here are some of my personal favs...
-"The fire turned blue like water but it was fire and the eyes wee yellow."
(.. I don't even know what to say to this one. >.<)
-"...she was naked but she didn’t have nipples."
(Damn those n****e-less mutants. -.-)
-"NO!!!' mystique showered..."
(I love showering 'No'!)
-"...if you get married you will be my sun so we can do it then"
(Incest!? O_o)
-"I don’t think so I have cold toes"
(She should see a doctor about that...)
-"Arf you ok?"
(Woof.)
-"he was ful of compassion like a snake."
(I didn't know snakes cared so much...)
-"...Dally said battering her ashes."
(ASH ABUSE!! O:<)
-"...DUmbledumdore..."
(Dumble dum dore?)
-"You boys will c**...in my office"
(Okay, it didn't say that... But it was in the same sentance. XD)
-"What is a pretty girl like you doing all b yourself in the great depression all alone? "
(XD Need I say it?)
-"hiei was updates punishing walls angerly"
(D: Poor walls being unished for no reason!)
-"then he thaught of a soluble."
(Again, I has nuffin.)
-"They were sitting on his bed cuz he said they were out of cars."
(Out of cars! Oh no!)
-"Edward grred, his sences were tingling… that something was not wrong."
(I laughed so hard at this one XD)
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Posted: Wed Aug 12, 2009 7:04 pm
Thisisnowamule Roboken Quote: “Oh Dally I’m so sorry,” he circumcisedShe uses the weirdest words in place of the word "said". I've seen her say things like "pooed", "squirted", "beaned".... I thought beaned meant banned in Dally-ese. In Dally land, everything goes her way. And I'm circumsised. Fer srs.
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Posted: Sat Aug 15, 2009 7:43 pm
LOL I love Triforce-Kun's commentary rofl
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Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 8:47 pm
Triforce-Kun is my hero.
For srs.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:28 pm
But look here...... Quote: “My name is Shadow” said the hedgehog.AND Quote: hedgemice because there are some sonic characters Hedgehog, then the rest of the time he is a hedge mouse, did anyone else see that? SOme other's that I just love!!! Quote: Edward Cullen…..” said the hat, “SLYTHERING!” Quote: The fire turned blue like water but it was fire and the eyes wee yellow. You have to love that! Quote: I don’t think so I have cold toes” said Dally and she ran away crying “NO YOU CANT LEAVE ME HERE AT THE ALTAR” shouted Hiei in upset. “HAHAHA” laughed mystique “YOU WILL NEVER ******** GET TE POWEERS” Quote: He stepped in the door and was very close to her. She could feel the coldness radioing off him but it was kinda warm cuz she was colder cuz she hadn’t been had sex in a while. Well maybe neither did he but she didn’t know it just felt colder That's from chapter 15! Quote: pointed his wang at Dumbledore and shouted
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 3:44 pm
From Chapter 15Quote: Hary at the risk of being expelled (he didn’t cae he liked drugs) pointed his wang at Dumbledore and shouted “VENEREAL DISEASUS EXTRACTUS!”
For some reason, I could not stop laughing.
=D
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:03 pm
My favorite quotes from the lame-a** story:
Chapter 1:
1 "would you like to buy someone?” (Sure, I'd like to buy one Paula Abdul please.)
Chapter 2:
1 “You boys will c** have a talk with me in my office” (Dumbledore knows what he wants to do in his office).
2 shadow came and joined her. “What is a pretty girl like you doing all b yourself in the great depression all alone?” he asked her. (Poor shadow, calling girls pretty. Also it is not The Great Depression anymore.).
3 Dubledore asked paseing around he was wearing a black t-shirt and ripped Hollister jeans that showed off his mussles. (ewww old men working out?)
Chapter 3:
1 The three of them mated downstairs to Professors Macnoggle’s orifice and demanded an interview. (So, they had sex downstairs? Also, Macnoggles sounds like a food restaurant.)
2 “Come in dearest stunts! What can I a** you in?” (she likes things up asses. >.>)
3 “Well students there is nothing wrong with bean gay,” he said, “I am bisexual myself.” (Jack can't have sex, he's dead.)
4 “Hiei is that your wand?” she asked. “No… that is my p***s, Dally…” he said. (LOL!)
5 She was a virgin and did not know about dicks and it was her first time having a p***s. (She's...a tranny?)
6 “Hiei please I don’t want to have a baby… you can get pregnant even from your first time,” (So, Hiei can have a baby and not the girl? Then damn, he's a sea horse!)
7 “It will be okay… you can just use your power to turn my c** into water and then it wont be babies,” (It's the new Jesus Christ.)
8 Her boobs were huge so they could wrap them around his weiner like bumblebees. (And then sting his weiner.)
Chapter 4:
1 “Well it’s a good think we turned that water into wine!” said Hiei winking at her, and then they took seats in the front. (I told you it's the new Jesus. XP)
2 Something horny has happened to her and it is up to us to save him!” (Something sexy has happened to her, but they want to save the kidnapper?)
3 (since there were no rules they had sex over one thousand times). (A new world record.)
4 And then they wee on the way. (The people on the bus go wee wee wee, all through the town!)
5 He sunk his teeth into her neck like the titanic. (Titanic was a vampire?)
6 “I can not believe this… it is such a hammer!” (I cannot believe this hammer is gorgeous! 8D)
7 “That’s an extortionist idea!” said Bella, “I think we should do it.” (I thought Bella died.)
8 They all ran to the Gryffindoor commonplace and barged in on Saspluke, he was changing and half naked (FANGASM). (I also fangasm, but not in a nooby way.)
9 “What did you want gays?” said Sasuke, “Sorry I was studying.” (He was studying about gay people.)
10 “RIGHT ******** NOW” said Bella. (Bella's dead... sweatdrop )
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Posted: Fri Aug 28, 2009 5:05 pm
Chapter 5:
1 They all pulp out their wands and did cruses on him. (They put fruit pulp in their wands and turned the wands into cruises.)
2 But no one heard him over the sound of acne going on. (The sounds of someone breaking out.)
3 “YOU CAME IN ME. I TOLD YOU YOU CAN GET PREGNANT EVEN FROM a**l. (a**l pregnancy is impossible. But in an Mpreg fanfiction, yes.)
4 “Did you impignate her?” (He turned her into a pig, or she's going to give birth to pigs.)
5 “I did not have sex with Bally,” Edward said, “You can still be my fart” (Her name's Dally. . . also, Edwards wants someone to be his stinky?)
6 Hiei came back in though and Edwart porned off. ("Edwart" was busy looking at porn in the hospital.)
Chapter 6
1 “Hi-hi-hi-hiei and I are th-th-thorough!” she sobbed, “It t-t-t-urms out hes a f-f-f-f*****t just like D-d-d-dumbledooooreeee!!” (A-a-a-and then, I-I- started l-l-laughing at tthiiissss!)
2 Apparently Hagrid and Dumbledore are cloys friends like bfff (******** friends forever). (...Images...HORRIBLE IMAGES! gonk )
3 They all wanted to say the loved her the toast, but they all knew… it was Hiei and Edward, the nemesis's. (Apparently she tasted so good with butter.)
4 “Hey… Dally how are you failing?” he asked her truly. (She was failing miserably because she can't stand this story.)
5 “youre my honey bunch sugar puff
Hubby ubby umpkins
Youre my sweetie pie
Youre my cuppy cake gumdrop
Shnoogum boogum you're
The apple of my eye…” (Shadow...has been ruined. emo )
Chapter 7:
1 “Its gay a**l surf,” answored Dally, “if they don’t take garyatric pills then if we put enough water in their a** their intenstines and stomach wil leak out…” (...No comment.)
2 They all took deep breathes before kicking down the dore with a mighty PUSS and where there was supoxxed to be Dumbleore there was only Haggid with his back face to the crowd in a reclining chaira with the TV playing “Spin the Wheel of Excitement” “. (1. This is all a run-on sentence. 2. They kicked the door with what kind of puss? Pimple puss? 3. Isn't the Wheel of Excitement from Neopets?)
3 There was wands coming out of all the sausages of his body … (Intestines...)
4 “OH JESAS”, gasped Sasuke he has a weak stomach and pubed all over the already dead corpes. “WHO WOULD DO SUCH A THONG” (He used his magic powers to put pubes on Hagrid. Also, he either was talking about underwear or flipflops.)
5 “She has the powers and you don’t and Dumbledore and I are going to RAPE DRACO.” (A girl can rape a boy? Maybe Draco's gay.)
The End
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