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 Posted: Sat Nov 14, 2009 7:25 pm
Kratos facepalms, but begins laughing. It is...quite out of character for him...but something greatly amuses him. At the moment, he is laughing too hard to stop and explain.
As he catches his breath, after a while he questions, "You think a tired, overrated old meme is going to stop all of her?"
Every Azura that was hit just gets right back up and comes back as if nothing had happened. Azura #10579621 teleports before she even reaches the brim of the pot.
With a yawn, Azura #5141985 dumps some takoyaki into the pot and begins stirring.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 12:10 am
neji (from wherever he is) summons an army of domo's. 100,000 azura's have now been domonized...  a reject domo fall into the pot...
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:24 am
...and by domonized, that means these 100,000 Azuras have fused with the domos, creating something much, much worse. Domo Yandere Azuras.
Azura #10311991 spills the red and green goo obtained from the Vending Machine into the pot. Azura #5141985 continues stirring.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 8:54 am
o_O
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HHHHHAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!! SPIRIT BOMB!!!!! *spirit bomb crashes down on the domo azura's* HHHHHHAAAAAA!! FINAL BIG BANG KAMEHAMEHA!!! *blasts the domo azura's* HHHHHAAAAAA!!! X100 KAMEHAMEHA!! now GIANT EARTH BITE!! *a giant mouth of the earth procedes to nom on the domo azura's* and to finish it of!! METEOR STORM!!! heh...*teleports away*
a meteor lands on the pot, however the pot somehow SUCKS UP the meteor...
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 1:54 pm
All the while, the Domo Yandere Azuras were eating up all the attacks like they were food. Yes, even Giant Earth Bite. From the inside out. It may defy all logic, but Yandere Azura's reality warps all logic to begin with.
Yandere Azura #51209685 comes back with the head of that "Santa" and throws it into the pot. The mixture inside seems to be forming into a thick, silvery goop.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:06 pm
neji screams "hey azura's over here! im the real thing!"
instantly over a hundred thousand azura's appear weilding a myriad of deadly weapons. however neji was prepared. he had lured the azura's into an alchemic circle.
he activates the alchemic circle turning all azura clones inside into into a philosophers stone. he then equips it similar to an exphere.
NOTES: the way that a philosophers stone and an exphere are similar are the abilities that they bestow. however the philosophers stone also boosts alchemic abilities. one of the things that one can do with the philosophers stone is bring back the dead.
the way that they are different is that no part whatsoever of the individuals sacrificed in its creation manifest themselves in the stone. meaning that the yandere azura's (and some domo yandere azura's) cannot affect it in any way shape or form. their entire being was destroyed in the making of the stone. and the power of alchemy is absolute so it is not affected by the distorted reality.
oh and as long as you are trying to kill me even if your tank is glowing (as it is now) i shall not bump as i have in the past. twisted
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 3:51 pm
Kratos crosses his arms and smirks. "What part of 'defiance of all logic' do you not understand? Just because you say it is so doesn't mean things will happen the way you say it. And...the very malevolence that burns within them cannot be truly destroyed. They can hang on to that."
Yandere Azura #1029384756 suddenly phases in by Neji's side and smashes the Philosopher's Stone with a spiky diamond-encrusted hammer, freeing all the spirits of the other Yandere Azuras and Domo Yandere Azuras that were trapped. They all proceed to invade Neji's body and cause it to explode.
Thanks to the distorted reality that backs them up, the spirits re-materialize bodies for themselves.
For good measure, several more Yandere Azuras collect all the bloody bits and pieces and dump it into the pot. They were aware that this wasn't the end of it though. The hunt continued in case that one would be claimed as "not real" either. rolleyes
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 4:14 pm
exactly...as i teleported so did all the others. and after coming out of teleportation they all had a philosophers stone SPLIT from the original. so you did not get back ALL of the azura's.
and now that that has happened i just fused all of the remaining stones back into one in my possession. i then send it into the past where who knows what could have happened to is since then....now that i think about it maybe me and azura are responsible for the extinction of dinosaurs...
anyways i forgot to mention that shadow clones CAN attack and do real damage. but now im creating a new type of clone. i wont tell you what it does yet though you will have to find that out yourself.
i think im going to unleash some irony. *handsigns* SUMMONING JUTSU!! i summon a giant kratos statue bigger than the empire state building to fall on some of the azura. now if they wish to escape they have to destroy an idol to their true love. twisted
has a clone disguised as a yandere azura (transformation jutsu) drop a mana leaf herb into the pot.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:37 pm
"That's where you're mistaken. You cannot just assume that. You weren't able to sense it, but all the Azuras were recovered, their beings gone from those Philosopher's Stones now. Like a curse, they always find a way to seep out and come back."
The Yandere Azuras the statue was about to fall on fly up and push it back onto its feet with their enhanced strength.
Yandere Azura #4982367 by the pot slits the throat of that clone and throws it in the pot.
Yandere Azura #10311991 comes back from the Vending Machine.
"And now for the piece de resistance!"
She dumps the moving blue goo into the pot. The spirits of the Yandere Azuras that were recovered just now fly into the pot. Suddenly, a multitude of Neji clones emerge from the pot, all controlled by the spirits and finely versed in Occlumency. Which means they are immune to mind control, should Neji ever try to pull that.
The pot is now empty again.
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:40 pm
"All right, that's it, I'm going to cut the crap right here, right now. stressed Azura, maybe you're having too much fun here, but you're too freaking tolerant. And reading through all this BS is starting to annoy me."
Liliana takes the REAL Neji's head, the ABSOLUTE REAL ONE, NO QUESTIONS ASKED, and smashes it against a wall. Then she rights everything and puts an ABSOLUTE FREAKING LOCK on Neji AND Azura's powers.
"I learned that one from Jack-sama."the original neji hyuga (but im not going to god mod)
Liliana pulls down a chart, gets out a long wooden pointer, and explains.
"First, your making yourself indestructible with that ridiculous armor.
Second, your utter refusal to take a freaking blow.
Third, which I think is the clincher, your utter auto-control of Azura's characters. That is NOT right in any circumstance without permission from the original player. Honestly, Azura, I thought that was the clincher that would make you snap.
That is the very essence of godmodding.
I've indulged in a little godmodding myself, I know, but only for now, and because you started this mess to begin with.
Neji, you get a warning now, for violating the Rule of Street Respect. Now that you're aware, any next actions of similar nature will be taken as a STRIKE.
Yes, if you attempt to worm your way out of my actions, right after I have laid it out for you, that will count as a STRIKE.
Think I'm harsh, Azura? So be it. But if you let this continue, you let him think he has the leave to do this to you everywhere. You're a freaking Vice Cap, for Martel's sake! The rest of this...shall be taken to PM."
*throws a piece of Gaia Gold into the pot*
Wait a minute, you were the one who was bothering Kaito and Piers at Summer Camp, weren't you?! stressed I suddenly remember why I entered a little more pissed. *cracks knuckles*
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 5:45 pm
Thank you for sorting that out. ^_^ I was getting tired of reading godmod after godmod... -drops some butter into the pot- I figured some REAL ingredients should actually be added this time. ^_^"
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:10 pm
1) I've never really RP'd before outside of real life with my friends, and the character I do use when I dabble a little is the one i use IRL. So im sorry if my definition of godmodding is not what it is on the internet.
And as I remember when Azura COMPLETELY RIPPED OFF my armor I didn't try to say anything like *hey you cant do that* so I feel that the armor would not be godmodding in that instance. feel free to correct me on that if you see things differently. Please just do it in a reasonable fashion.
2) ONE OF THOSE TWO ATTACKED ME AND KILLED ME FOR NO REASON!! I dont remember the exact details so perhaps I went too far. But still...I got killed for no reason...
drops a godmod into the pot
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:36 pm
*twitch* I do not wish to get started on how I've had a similar thing happen to me and what level they were at the time so that it would be IMPOSSIBLE to kill you.
They did try to explain it to you. You could have chosen to calm down, but you did go too far.
*sigh* That's it, I'm exiting before I get into real b***h mode. mrgreen
*drops some basil and spices in the pot and leaves*
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Posted: Sun Nov 15, 2009 6:39 pm
All right, all right, I see the flaw in my methods. Perhaps an explanation is in order. 
Remembering how Neji described his RP character one time, a warning signal went off in my mind. I decided to see how that would play out here.
I merely started out jumping out with the scalpel, not finishing the action---for example, ending it like "...and skewers Neji clear through the chest". That would have signaled that I started the godmod. In online RP, you always leave your actions open so that the other player has a chance to respond. But instead, Neji countered by putting up the indestructible armor and going off about no one should be able to touch him at all because of it. That's a no-no. You can dodge the first time, but you gotta be sensible and take a blow sometime. confused No one likes playing with an invincible character. After this experience, you probably know that very well.
So I took that as godmodding and godmodded right back, only with the intent of seeing if you'll get it. My mistake, I didn't know you weren't experienced at all in online RP.
Well, now I have a few more things to say back at Lil. She outright exploded at me. xd
Yeah, this stew could use more real ingredients. whee *dumps about 10 steaks into the pot*
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