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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 12:50 am

Mom driving us to Shiro's school to pick her up. Scarlets (unbuckled) in the very back seat of our mini van. Katie's in her car seat in the middle. And I'm in the passenger's seat in the front. Mom's driving and insane swerving is the best...>.>;;

Mom: *screeches around a sudden turn*
Scar: WAAAAAGH!!!*flies to one side and ROLLS into window on the other side of the van*::THUD!!!!::
Katie: WHEEEE!!!! whee *puts hands in air*
Me: *holds books on lap and braces self against window having a headache and not wanting to express self* =_=;;
Mom: WHOO-HOOOO!!!!*spins wheel screaming around another turn*
Scar: *flies and slams into the opposite window* gonk WAAAAHH!!!-::THUDD!!!::
Katie: *car seat tilts to one side and she squeels laughing then we slow down* Mommy...I love your driving! whee
Scar: *is in a daze in the back flopped across the middle*o_o;;....
Me: *laughs* xd

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 5:05 am

Best. Mom. Ever. XD

And Shiro, I've had conversations like that before <.<;

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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 1:36 pm

Inspired by Filia.

Arionis Chambers: [4:29] Hello there

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:29] You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.

Arionis Chambers: [4:30] ......yes.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] You should go home.

Arionis Chambers: [4:30] No. Nothing to do there.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

Arionis Chambers: [4:30] Well, I'd be fine with this actuallly

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] So are you.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] What?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] Nyu, I dun wanna be gay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] ....I AM a 19 year old.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] No. I refuse.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.

Arionis Chambers: [4:33] You remind me of a parrot.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] You'll be sorry...

Arionis Chambers: [4:33] For calling you a parrot?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.

Arionis Chambers: [4:33] Lame.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.

Arionis Chambers: [4:33] Do me babeh.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] You are the only person to ever get this message.

Arionis Chambers: [4:34] .......I'm special? But the windows taste bad

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:34] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 8:43 pm

Arionis Chambers

Best. Mom. Ever. XD

And Shiro, I've had conversations like that before <.<;

XD I know right? She's awesome!!

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Posted: Sat Sep 27, 2008 9:34 pm

This is a random conversation I had with my dad earlier while we were out getting groceries.

Daddy: *annoyed by a slow driver* Come on!!! stressed They're piddling!
Me: *randomly wondering* What's the difference between piddling and diddling?
Daddy: *totally seriously* Piddling is moving slowly, diddling is standing still doing nothing.
Me: *still seriously* Then what's "piddling your thumbs"?
Daddy: That's twiddling
Me: Aaaaahh! Twiddling!
Then we both broke up laughing. rofl

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 4:11 am

Sukai Ookami

This is a random conversation I had with my dad earlier while we were out getting groceries.

Daddy: *annoyed by a slow driver* Come on!!! stressed They're piddling!
Me: *randomly wondering* What's the difference between piddling and diddling?
Daddy: *totally seriously* Piddling is moving slowly, diddling is standing still doing nothing.
Me: *still seriously* Then what's "piddling your thumbs"?
Daddy: That's twiddling
Me: Aaaaahh! Twiddling!
Then we both broke up laughing. rofl

xD!!!

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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:35 am

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Inspired by Filia.

Arionis Chambers: [4:29] Hello there

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:29] You may be infinitely smaller than some things, but you're infinitely
larger than others.

Arionis Chambers: [4:30] ......yes.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] You should go home.

Arionis Chambers: [4:30] No. Nothing to do there.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] You'd like to do it instantaneously, but that's too slow.

Arionis Chambers: [4:30] Well, I'd be fine with this actuallly

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] Don't let your mind wander -- it's too little to be let out alone.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] So are you.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:30] You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] What?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Today is the first day of the rest of the mess.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] Nyu, I dun wanna be gay

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] You have the body of a 19 year old. Please return it before it gets wrinkled.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] ....I AM a 19 year old.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

Arionis Chambers: [4:31] No. I refuse.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:31] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.

Arionis Chambers: [4:33] You remind me of a parrot.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] You'll be sorry...

Arionis Chambers: [4:33] For calling you a parrot?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] Your depth of comprehension may tend to make you lax in worldly ways.

Arionis Chambers: [4:33] Lame.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] You'll be called to a post requiring ability in handling groups of people.

Arionis Chambers: [4:33] Do me babeh.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:33] You are the only person to ever get this message.

Arionis Chambers: [4:34] .......I'm special? But the windows taste bad

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [4:34] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

Glad I inspired you on that one.

'I AM a 19 years old.'

XD

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:54 am

This was between me and my stepmother last night.

Stepmom: I would never ask this around your father, but are you and Brad "holding hands" friends or "kissing" friends.
Me: We've kissed.
Stepmom: EWWWWW!!! gonk
Me: ...o_o
Stepmom: Okay, so you've had the talk about the birds and the bee's and the condoms and all that stuff right?
Me: Yeah, I've had that talk.
Stepmom: Because you know that sex before marriage is unacceptable but if you do, use protection because I don't want to be anyone's grandmother until you're 50.
Me: That's okay. I don't want children.
Stepmom: You say that now, but wait until you're 28.

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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 8:57 am

Umexchan

This was between me and my stepmother last night.

Stepmom: I would never ask this around your father, but are you and Brad "holding hands" friends or "kissing" friends.
Me: We've kissed.
Stepmom: EWWWWW!!! gonk
Me: ...o_o
Stepmom: Okay, so you've had the talk about the birds and the bee's and the condoms and all that stuff right?
Me: Yeah, I've had that talk.
Stepmom: Because you know that sex before marriage is unacceptable but if you do, use protection because I don't want to be anyone's grandmother until you're 50.
Me: That's okay. I don't want children.
Stepmom: You say that now, but wait until you're 28.

Epic. XD

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 3:04 pm

This is a convo I was having with the guild bot. it went from insightful to awesome to mean.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:53] Boredom

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:54] You never know how many friends you have until you rent a house on the beach.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:54] true

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:54] Tuesday is the Wednesday of the rest of your life.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:54] yep

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:54] It is so very hard to be an
on-your-own-take-care-of-yourself-because-there-is-no-one-else-to-do-it-for-you
grown-up.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:54] im fixin to be a grown up.....like in 3 months

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:54] Time to be aggressive. Go after a tattooed Virgo.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:55] O.O I love Ashie......

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:55] You're almost as happy as you think you are.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:55] >.> <.< Stop diggin into mah head man!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:55] You will soon meet a person who will play an important role in your life.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:55] -_- I already did her name is __________________________.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:56] You will be surrounded by luxury.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:56] cool I like you.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:56] Just to have it is enough.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:56] Man your awesome!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:56] Your mode of life will be changed for the better because of new developments.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:56] ^_^b bring me somore of them good vibes my sista!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:56] You have an ability to sense and know higher truth.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:57] >.> <.< I ish kinda psychic......

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:57] You will become rich and famous unless you don't.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:57] -_o whats that supposed to mean?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:57] Artistic ventures highlighted. Rob a museum.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:57] -_- stupido. my arts gonna go IN a museum.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:57] Your reasoning is excellent -- it's only your basic assumptions that are wrong.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:58] -_- damnit why you have to bring up mah scatterbrainedness?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:58] Blow it out your ear.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:58] scream ******** YOU!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [3:58] It's lucky you're going so slowly, because you're going in the wrong direction.

chouthenekoarmyveteran: [3:58] crying Ashie.....

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Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:01 pm

My attempt at talking to the Guild Bot was an epic fail.

Umexchan: [1:52] Konnichiwa.

Umexchan: [1:53] What, no response? I feel unloved.

Umexchan: [1:54] gonk

Umexchan: [1:56] emo

Umexchan: [1:57] Hello...?

Umexchan: [1:59] Why don't you talk to me?

Umexchan: [1:59] mad You're mean.

Posted: Sun Sep 28, 2008 11:09 pm

Umexchan

My attempt at talking to the Guild Bot was an epic fail.

Umexchan: [1:52] Konnichiwa.

Umexchan: [1:53] What, no response? I feel unloved.

Umexchan: [1:54] gonk

Umexchan: [1:56] emo

Umexchan: [1:57] Hello...?

Umexchan: [1:59] Why don't you talk to me?

Umexchan: [1:59] mad You're mean.

XD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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[23:46] LordArionis: Sorry
[23:46] TheRedOne519: For what?
[23:51] LordArionis: It being unacceptable. I got my wristband again, you went pyscho, I see no reason for the subject to be brought up again
[23:52] TheRedOne519: Because it was ******** uncalled for and you know I would go psycho if you smacked me in the face.
[23:57] LordArionis: It was the joke about V8. And it wasn't meant to be so hard.
[23:58] TheRedOne519: whatever, I dont care, I knew you ******** meant it when you did it, you're going to get whats coming to you, so im fine
[23:59] LordArionis: Believe as you will.
[23:59] TheRedOne519: ******** a*****e, you're a sorry piece of existance, I hope you know that.
[00:00] LordArionis: You realize I stopped caring for your thoughts long ago, right? Around the time you stopped caring about your class.
[00:05] TheRedOne519 signed out.

Conversation with an ex of mine.

Awesome number one. Awesome number two? I GOT IN THE ZOMG BETA!

Posted: Wed Oct 01, 2008 9:16 am

I was bored so i have a convo with GaiaGuildBot:

Bitinged: [5:03] Hi =D

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:03] You're definitely on their list. The question to ask next is what list it is.

Bitinged: [5:04] What list?...Friends list?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:04] You're being followed. Cut out the hanky-panky for a few days.

Bitinged: [5:04] >> <<
Really?..

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:04] Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

Bitinged: [5:04] Are you high?... o-O;;

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:04] You will be a winner today. Pick a fight with a four-year-old.

Bitinged: [5:05] O.o...Thats mean..

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:05] You will engage in a profitable business activity.

Bitinged: [5:05] =D Ok your nice..

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:05] You would if you could but you can't so you won't.

Bitinged: [5:05] .....WTH?! You just said i would..
D=

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:05] Expect a letter from a friend who will ask a favor of you.

Bitinged: [5:06] ...O.o..They know my adress?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:06] Green light in A.M. for new projects. Red light in P.M. for traffic tickets.

Bitinged: [5:06] W-Wait....WHAT?? gonk

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:06] Your object is to save the world, while still leading a pleasant life.

Bitinged: [5:06] Thats kewl for me =D...Do i get rewards?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:06] Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.

Bitinged: [5:06] Yeah..It was..I went to school =/

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:06] Today's weirdness is tomorrow's reason why.
-- Hunter S. Thompson

Bitinged: [5:07] NO QUOTING! >8(

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:07] After your lover has gone you will still have PEANUT BUTTER!

Bitinged: [5:07] ...
1) I hate penut butter! D=
2) How do you know about my life... stare

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:07] You will not be elected to public office this year.

Bitinged: [5:08] Im old enough?!?! o-O;;

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:08] Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.

Bitinged: [5:08] I KNOW! I JUST TOLD YOU I WENT TO SCHOOL!! ARE YOU LISTENING?! gonk

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:08] Good night to spend with family, but avoid arguments with your mate's
new lover.

Bitinged: [5:08] ...Uh...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:08] You will always get the greatest recognition for the job you least like.

Bitinged: [5:09] ...Not really...You hate to do it so how can you work your best?...=/

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:09] You will be awarded a medal for disregarding safety in saving someone.

Bitinged: [5:09] *Thinks about the teacher falling down the steps a shot time ago*
...When? =D

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:09] Everything that you know is wrong, but you can be straightened out.

Bitinged: [5:10] D= 16 years of knoledge is wrong?!!?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:10] It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.

Bitinged: [5:10] ....Your going to straighten me?.. o-O ...You cant do that on Gaia..Can you?!
>>
<<

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:10] Better hope the life-inspector doesn't come around while you have your
life in such a mess.

Bitinged: [5:10] ...WHATS WRONG WITH YOU?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [5:10] You have a strong appeal for members of your own sex.

Bitinged: [5:11] ... confused

_________________________
o-O;;
She really is not very nice D=

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Posted: Thu Oct 02, 2008 5:32 pm

This time she actually talked to me.

Umexchan: [8:11] Will you talk to me today?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:11] You're currently going through a difficult transition period called "Life."

Umexchan: [8:11] 8D

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:11] You're growing out of some of your problems, but there are others that
you're growing into.

Umexchan: [8:11] Yeah...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:11] Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

Umexchan: [8:12] Always.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:12] You will be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize... posthumously.

Umexchan: [8:12] I

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:12] Good news from afar can bring you a welcome visitor.

Umexchan: [8:13] True.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:13] You will be surprised by a loud noise.

Umexchan: [8:13] I always am.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:13] Your ignorance cramps my conversation.

Umexchan: [8:13] Really! 8D

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:14] Give thought to your reputation. Consider changing name and moving to
a new town.

Umexchan: [8:14] Don't you mean "names" instead of "name"?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:14] Beware of a tall blond man with one black shoe.

Umexchan: [8:14] o_o Arionis is coming for me isn't he?!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:14] Let me put it this way: today is going to be a learning experience.

Umexchan: [8:16] gonk He's coming tonight?! *desperately tries to shut stuck window*

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:16] A visit to a strange place will bring fresh work.

Umexchan: [8:16] I don't think I want that kind of work!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:17] Next Friday will not be your lucky day. As a matter of fact, you don't
have a lucky day this year.

Umexchan: [8:17] That's the day before my band concert! Is something bad going to happen to my instrument? Tell me oh wise GaiaGuildBot!

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:17] Good news. Ten weeks from Friday will be a pretty good day.

Umexchan: [8:19] Are you saying that ten weeks from Friday is when I'll get my trumpet back?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:19] Hope that the day after you die is a nice day.

Umexchan: [8:19] Wow, you're dark.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:19] Someone is speaking well of you.

Umexchan: [8:19] Someone is always speaking well of me. I'm a well spoken of person.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:19] You've been leading a dog's life. Stay off the furniture.

Umexchan: [8:20] ¬_¬

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] You will feel hungry again in another hour.

Umexchan: [8:20] Tell me something I don't know.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] Excellent day for putting Slinkies on an escalator.

Umexchan: [8:20] I don't own any Slinkies.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:20] You may be gone tomorrow, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here today.

Umexchan: [8:21] You weren't here a month ago, but that doesn't mean that you weren't here yesterday.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:21] Don't read any sky-writing for the next two weeks.

Umexchan: [8:21] Don't send any messages for the next two minutes.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:21] You have a reputation for being thoroughly reliable and trustworthy.
A pity that it's totally undeserved.

Umexchan: [8:21] It

Umexchan: [8:21] is d

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:21] Everything will be just tickety-boo today.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:21] You can rent this space for only $5 a week.

Umexchan: [8:21] eserved.
The h

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:22] Future looks spotty. You will spill soup in late evening.

Umexchan: [8:22] eck?

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:22] You have a strong appeal for members of the opposite sex.

Umexchan: [8:24] ...Only certain ones.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:24] Give him an evasive answer.

Umexchan: [8:24] ...I have been for a while now.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:24] Increased knowledge will help you now. Have mate's phone bugged.

Umexchan: [8:24] Not a bad idea...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:24] Your motives for doing whatever good deed you may have in mind will be
misinterpreted by somebody.

Umexchan: [8:24] Yeah...

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:25] You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.

Umexchan: [8:25] Always.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:25] You have a deep appreciation of the arts and music.

Umexchan: [8:25] Yep.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:25] Living your life is a task so difficult, it has never been attempted before.

Umexchan: [8:25] You can say that again.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:25] Today is National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

Umexchan: [8:25] Don't lie to yourself.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:26] Your aims are high, and you are capable of much.

Umexchan: [8:26] So I've been told.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:26] It may or may not be worthwhile, but it still has to be done.

Umexchan: [8:26] I know.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:26] A day for firm decisions!!!!! Or is it?

Umexchan: [8:26] I never have a day for firm decisions.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:26] Live in a world of your own, but always welcome visitors.

Umexchan: [8:26] I do.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:26] You don't become a failure until you're satisfied with being one.

Umexchan: [8:26] You speak truth.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] You definitely intend to start living sometime soon.

Umexchan: [8:27] Now you're getting rediculous.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] You'll wish that you had done some of the hard things when they were easier
to do.

Umexchan: [8:27] And you're repeating yourself.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] You will be the last person to buy a Chrysler.

Umexchan: [8:27] I'm through with you.

[NPC] GaiaGuildBot: [8:27] You have literary talent that you should take pains to develop.

What was wierd is that at some parts it would randomly submit my message even if I wasn't through typing it. eek

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