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 Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 8:06 pm
I find a chair and decide to sell it at a garage sale.
A man decides that he would like to trade his pet monkey for the chair, and I accept.
A few days later the monkey goes berserk in my house, biting and scratching me and infecting me with a rare Monkey Fever Disease, killing me within hours.
I drop the keys to the monkey's cage.
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Posted: Fri Aug 15, 2008 9:46 pm
I pick up the keys, not knowing what they open. I try them on a heavy door to a building, but they don't work. As I'm trying to get the keys out, the door comes off of its rusty hinges and falls on me, crushing me flat.
I drop my camera.
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 6:15 pm
I blind myself with the flash...
I drop the light bulb...
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Posted: Sat Aug 16, 2008 8:56 pm
I pick up the light bulb and it explodes in my face. A piece of glass pierces my Aeorita and I bleed to death.
I drop my gun.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 9:41 am
I use the gun against the pirates which were chasing me. Unfortunatly the pirates had guns too...and better aim.
I drop sheet music.
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 7:56 pm
I pick up the sheet music and decide I want to play it... but it's for a violin and I play clarinet. I growl angrily and storm out of the rehersal room, but slip on some tuba drainiage and stab myself through the eye socket with my moutpiece.
I leave the rest of my clarinet neutral
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Posted: Sun Aug 17, 2008 8:08 pm
I slip on the same tuba drainage and impale myself on the clarinet.
I drop some ball bearings.
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Posted: Mon Aug 18, 2008 10:00 pm
I didn't want the ball bearings so I left them alone. Later I am shot because I didn't pick them up.
I drop a pair of champaign glasses.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:06 am
I pick up one glass and randomly find a bottle lying on the floor. Turns out someone spiked the stuff. I die from the combination of drugs and alcohol.
I drop the other glass.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 10:39 am
I pick up the glass and give it to a friend who likes to make that cool sound by rubbing your finger around the edge of the glass.
He makes the sound so loud however that all other glasses on the same frequency also begin to make the sound, which soon spreads throughout the city.
The sound drives many townspeople into insanity, so they turn into zombies and destroy everything. I am soon eaten by them.
I drop a letter to my friend.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 1:00 pm
I take the letter, and buy an envelope for it at the post office. I mail it to the address on it. I don't realize I'm dying a slow and painful death because the envelope had Anthrax inside.
I accidentally dropped my chapstick that same day.
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Posted: Tue Aug 19, 2008 7:56 pm
I step on the tube of chap stick and lose my balance. I fall and am impaled on an old man's walking cane.
I drop a Ladybug.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 10:41 am
I pick up the most adorable ladybug I find, but suddenly it growls.
eek
Before my shocked eyes it grows to huge proportions and becomes a terrible Lady-Bug-Monster, and it squishes me beneath its foot.
It then goes off to rampage.
I drop my stylish glasses.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 8:08 pm
I pick up the stylish glasses and put them on. Unfortunately they are not my prescription and make it so everything is fuzzy so I can not see the giant ladybug monster as it heads toward me. The monster grabs me in its mandibles and bites me in half.
I drop a pair of socks.
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Posted: Thu Aug 21, 2008 9:52 pm
i pick up the socks and sniff them. unfourtunatly they smell so bad they cause me to have a stroke and i die. i drop a piccolo.
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