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 Posted: Sun Aug 16, 2009 4:07 pm
((*cracks knuckles* Let's begin.))
Vexxie was putting sliced bread&butter pickles on her sandwich, and listening to polka music on the radio, when out of nowhere Nathan showed up outside the kitchen window and scared her so much that she dropped the pickle jar. The pickle jar shattered on the slick linoleum floor; Nathan jumped through the kitchen window - Vexxie let out an ear-shattering scream. Nathan then began licking the pickle juice off the floor and literally inhaling the pickle slices. Only then did Vexxie realize that Nathan was a pickle addict. In her pity, she began to try to drag him away from the pickle mess, but Nathan pushed her away and got up; he then ran to the refrigerator and began ransacking it - looking, Vexxie was sure, for more pickles to satisfy his addiction.
Vexxie backed away from the crazed pickle addict, and bumped against the radio; inadvertently turning the polka music up full blast. Nathan, shocked out of his insatiable pickle-searching rampage, turned his eyes to the radio. Vexxie suddenly remembered that Nathan despised polka music. Nathan lunged for the offending object; Vexxie yelped and ducked in time to save herself from being hit by Nathan as he sailed through the air. Vexxie flattened herself to the floor and tried to crawl away while Nathan mangled the radio with his pickle juice-stained fingers.
But just then a zombie came smashing through the wall and killed everybody except Dread, because he thought she was sexy.
((The end. ^^))
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Posted: Mon Aug 17, 2009 1:16 am
[lmfao Becca, I luff you. XD]
Death by the sexy Becca. haha.
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 4:36 am
xDD
Becca, you are made of win.
*forever labels Nathan 'The Pickle Vampire - Bane of Polka Artists Everywhere'*
EDIT: *hangs Vexx with some rusty barbed wire*
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 5:15 am
That isn't exactly a murder...-edit by Camo;
Well FINE then...*fixes it*
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 2:28 pm
death by choking on frozen pickle juice
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Posted: Sat Aug 29, 2009 11:04 pm
D: Drops of formaldehyde... down your throat.
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Sat Oct 03, 2009 7:57 pm
-presents your heart to Andrew, coincidently ripped it out of your chest in the process, sorry love-
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Posted: Fri Oct 16, 2009 8:15 pm
Aw. I hope he ends up eating your appendix, in return.
EDIT (by Becca): I think you mean ...
Andrew eats your appendix, and because he had to rip open your flesh in order to do so, you bleed to death.
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I_am_no_Savior Vice Captain
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Posted: Mon Oct 19, 2009 4:42 pm
-cracks neck-
Once death comes by me you see his sandals getting caught in gum, after a series of choice curse words he turns and sees you chewing gum. He inturns zaps you sending you flying into a brick wall. you live,but is mistaken for a hobo, when you ask a fellow female walking down the street what happened they scream Stranger danger and shank you till you die.
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Posted: Thu Oct 22, 2009 11:38 pm
I don't feel like answering this.
You're dead. End of story.
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Posted: Sat Aug 21, 2010 12:28 pm
LOL. I like how I ended this!?
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