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 Posted: Sun Jan 04, 2009 12:11 pm
during band camp is when this happened. we have a guy named adam and he's like 1 of the most known. well first off he brought waterballoons and thats when things first started. so now some ppl come up and say "is that 1 of adams waterballoons or r u just happy 2 c me" etc
and 4 girls it was "those dont look real, so i need 2 test 2 c if those r actually real"
then we had a stalker joke cuz my friends and i were walking back 2 skool b4 the homecoming game and he bought a trench coat and started following me specificallyand picked me up cuz im so small and just basically carried me 2 an alley. (i had no idea it was him so i actually thought that i was gonna b molested) so now whenever he sees me or any1 who knows me c's me, they pick me up, sling me under their arm and walk away with me
then there's our nazi teletubbi of a band teachers squirrel joke(that was embarrasing)
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Posted: Mon Jan 05, 2009 10:50 am
Oh lawd XD
My friend one day was having trouble playing her flute and we didn't even realize how perverted it was till her boyfriend pointed it out, but she said:
"I couldn't blow, I could only finger"
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Posted: Tue Jan 06, 2009 5:48 pm
hahhahaha all these r good but our bd said to us one time
"that was very saxy" it was really weird but we all started falling off are seats
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Posted: Thu Jan 08, 2009 2:47 pm
Dark Mousett during band camp is when this happened. we have a guy named adam and he's like 1 of the most known. well first off he brought waterballoons and thats when things first started. so now some ppl come up and say "is that 1 of adams waterballoons or r u just happy 2 c me" etc and 4 girls it was "those dont look real, so i need 2 test 2 c if those r actually real" then we had a stalker joke cuz my friends and i were walking back 2 skool b4 the homecoming game and he bought a trench coat and started following me specificallyand picked me up cuz im so small and just basically carried me 2 an alley. (i had no idea it was him so i actually thought that i was gonna b molested) so now whenever he sees me or any1 who knows me c's me, they pick me up, sling me under their arm and walk away with me then there's our nazi teletubbi of a band teachers squirrel joke(that was embarrasing) lol his persisting squirell... tht was funny as hell
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Posted: Sun Jan 11, 2009 10:59 pm
every seen one this big...saxaphone i mean.
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Posted: Mon Jan 12, 2009 5:12 am
Haruhi Fujioka_140 a trombone can do it in seven positions The trombones at my school tried to get that put on their section shirts either last year or the year before. Needless to say that the band directors shot that one down rather quickly. They also shot down one for Barri Saxs that said "BS; whatever it means to you, we're still the best". Or something like that, anyways.
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Posted: Tue Jan 13, 2009 7:05 pm
"Mmm, baby. I'd blow on your horn anyday."
Me to a fellow trumpet player who just got a new Bach trumpet.
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Posted: Thu Jan 15, 2009 1:32 pm
sometimes when spit comes out of the clarinet its pissing XD
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Posted: Sat Jan 17, 2009 12:55 pm
to 2 of the alto saxes in our band that our together(both girls)
"stop finguring her sax and come over here"
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Posted: Sun Jan 18, 2009 5:57 pm
For any person who calls their trumpet, cornet, tuba, or trombone a "horn", here's a joke I made up a while ago: Man, I'm feeling horn-y!
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Posted: Thu Jan 22, 2009 7:07 pm
Every year we have a requriting concert for the 5th graders so they join in 6th and one year(I think I was in 6th grade when it happened) and the high schoolersget to show off thier instruments andthe Barri Sax player goes and says to a bunch of 5th graders that"Playing the Barri Sax makes you barri saxy" and we all start laughing while all the 5th graders are wonering "WTH???????" Ms.Christy(my BD) got sooooo pissed at them...it was funny.
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Posted: Fri Jan 23, 2009 3:30 pm
the_pink_ladies My band director says things all the time that are like these, but he doesn't mean to. Example: he was talking to us about singing in our half-time show and he said, "It should feel really big in your mouth." Yeah... don't ask.. lol Yeah and when he was fixing Darrius' clarinet. He said that one of the "things" was bent. Our BD said "Well show me your bent thing."
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 8:19 pm
Tromboner, clarofnuts, sexaphone, lawl
-Nightmare Box
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Posted: Thu Feb 19, 2009 9:35 pm
my band doesn't tell a single dirty joke. we don't have to! the jokes make themselves! where else can you be graded on how well you:
finger
blow
tounge
slide
be high [on your toes]
bend at the waist
etc.?
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Posted: Fri Feb 20, 2009 7:37 pm
Our uniforms for marching have like fin thingies on the shoulders, and when we condense before forming the full block, the fins like... interlock kinda, and everyone in the trumpet section (my section) is all like "ahhh yeeeahh" all pervy like and the sousaphones behind us are all like "get some!" It's awesome. Also, we have zippers up our backs and we have to have zipper buddies, or be really flexible, so if you can't find your zipper buddy, you walk around calling "somebody DO ME!!!" and usually people will be like "my pleasure" -insert pervy flirty face here-. And marriages happen... Hey, what happens on the bus, stays on the bus. wink
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