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 Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 5:34 pm
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 6:54 pm
A little kid throws rocks at you, one hits the top of your head, you start bleeding and when the doctors try to find the cut to sew it up, it's so small they can't and you end up dying from blood loss.
Yeah, that almost happened to one of my Mom's friends when she was a child...
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:17 pm
D8
A similar thing happened to me...
Some kid is gonna hit you in the head with this honkin plastic radio, causing you to get a concussion, and then you fall asleep and go into a coma and never wake up and eventually get taken off life support.
... all of that happened to be except for the falling asleep, coma and death part.
I was two! : D
And not allowed to sleep.
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:20 pm
You die cause... I'MA FIRIN MAH LAZER BWAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:22 pm
Like Shoop Da Whoop?
That is so two pages ago xD
I throw a rabid LOLcat on you
Can I haz blud?
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Tomha_Domizoko rolled 3 8-sided dice:
8, 3, 6
Total: 17 (3-24)
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 7:26 pm
((Aww bugger, I saw an abridged thing showing Nappa from Dragonball Z doin it so it was stuck in my head xP)) I attack you D&D style attacking with a Unarmed Attack dealing 3D8 Damage Plus my Strength Bonus!
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Posted: Tue May 26, 2009 8:46 pm
xD lols
Oh look, I have enough MP to cast Firaja on you
I think I will ♥
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 2:01 pm
I bite your throat and cause you to bleed to death....
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 6:06 pm
Bahamut kills you with Mega Flare. Zero Bahamut comes to finish the job with giga flare. I end it with Dark Flare.
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Posted: Wed May 27, 2009 10:06 pm
You are kidnapped, recruited by Al-qaida, and forced to become a suicide bomber.
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 4:57 am
Oohh! That was a good one!
You're out on a boat, fall in, and are eaten by a giant shark!
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 2:59 pm
I throw you in a pond full of thousands of leeches and they suck you dry :3
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:18 pm
Your pet snake kills you...
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:31 pm
My snake? D8
lols
At least I didnt die from eating kitty litter
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Posted: Thu May 28, 2009 3:59 pm
You got eaten by chuck norris, and then he swallows 5 knives whole.
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