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 Posted: Sat Jul 18, 2009 4:27 pm
I was in the alchemist's store in a town, I don't remember which one, and the lady when I spoke to her asked me if I knew the fine for necrophilia in Tamriel. eek
I was kinda freaked out. I asked her if it was the first offense, and she said: "Let's assume....no."
Then I told her, and she said: "That's a lot less than in Morrowind, thanks!"
I know this was programmed, but it frightened me a bit....
But, I did have one other. My big brother Jon and I were playing, and I was doing the last mission for the Thieves Guild. I was sniping Liches, and he asked me on one of them:
"Is it a good lich, or a bad lich?"
Me: "Niether." *snipes it* "It's a dead lich." twisted
Jon: "Dude! I was just thinking of saying that!" XD
Then there was the dude who wanted Lucien Lachance dead in a Black Hand mission. He was keeping his mother's head as a keepsake. He really loved his mom....that, and his freaky a** diary....
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Posted: Sun Jul 19, 2009 4:00 pm
ok so this one time i was just running around the country side on my lvl 67 kajiit and i found a settlement i know ive done before, it was the place with the invisable pplz i had to make visible again, and i walked into it and all the people where dead or invisable again, so i went to the field where the guy gives you the quest, and i saw him..... he was dead, and everyone else was too. i went into the houses and in the inn, there was a crap load of dremora in there..... after i killed all of them they came back to life and my sword broke when i killed another one of them so i went to my fists..... i died in the end and i was pissed and freaked out at the same time...... i ended up going back there and instead of dremora it was the wizard at the tower thing, but there was only one of him..... i tried to talk to him but he attacked me...... thats my WTF moment.....
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Posted: Sun Aug 23, 2009 2:52 pm
a big wtf moment for me was when i was in oblivion gate and there was a rock slide then all of a sudden one of the rocks went flying and hit a wall bounced off and killed me
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Posted: Tue Aug 25, 2009 10:39 am
Nothing really big yet, but I once shot a guard with a bow and somehow he flew many meters behind me.
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Posted: Thu Sep 03, 2009 12:17 pm
I was about to get on Shadowmere,to see if you have a water walking on self,would work if your on a horse.So I press the action button and my charrie doesn't get on,then a moment later i fall through the map...
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Posted: Tue Sep 08, 2009 11:10 am
Ever Thursday(what ever its called) in game an event happens in the Imperial city. The Imperial battle mages have a little war wih the mages guild.. every thursday.... I've checked. I don't know why it happens... it just does.
It only happens on my Dunmer Sneak Mage charactor though so it must have had to do with me... Maybe O had a bouty over 1000 one ay and then I fixed ot who knows....
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Posted: Thu Sep 10, 2009 3:03 am
mine is when the dark elf woman said "Wait a minute, let me do that one again..."
and then a redguard did it he just said something else..
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Posted: Mon Oct 05, 2009 8:17 pm
Okay I was a vampire, so the easiest place to go is the waterfront at night.(the Hobos) and when i saw him sleeping HE WAS 10 FEET UP IN THE AIR just sleeping. another is in cloud ruler temple sleeping quarters theres this one shirt that always stretches across the romm and when i touch it, it bounces pff alll the walls and knocks the stuff off shelves lol biggrin
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Posted: Tue Oct 06, 2009 12:24 pm
once my friend and i were playing on one profile and it took the controller and accidently sat down in a chair in the basement of the bruma mages guild and somehow fell through the wall and died
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:31 pm
I got the Adoring Fan after beating Oblivion and when I went to Burma he just died as soon as I set foot in the city XD
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Posted: Fri Mar 26, 2010 2:38 pm
tempest_fox91 i cast the wrong custom spell in Cheydinhal once, instead of getting 100% chameleon i shot a fire ball with 3 point of fire damage for 100 ft. every guard chased me, they chased me to dive rock. some fell off diver rock, survived, and ran back up to face me again. on top of that i got a bounty worth several million lol
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Posted: Sun Aug 22, 2010 6:34 pm
 I prey for your safe return from the darkness that holds you....Every time I do a Gray Fox mission in the Thieves Guild questline, the people standing outside of the house say, rather loudly, "The Gray Fox is waiting for you inside!" or something to that effect.
To which I reply(yell at the TV): "Shut your whore mouth!" scream ...I hold this lantern to be your guiding light.
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Posted: Fri Jan 21, 2011 4:57 pm
I've had a couple of wtf moments but the latest one and best one for me was in the arena.
It was the fight against the Grand Champion, and I was in the little holding area that they put you in while the announcer is motivating the crowd and stuff and I was just jumping around to get my Acrobatics levelled up and I jumped over the fence way before it was supposed to go down and the announcer was still talking like he usually does. So I ran over to the holding area the Grand Champion is and start attacking him and he just stands there in his fighting stance, the announcer is still going on normally. When I kill the Grand Champion, the announcer goes into his victory speech and the gates are still up. I just sat there and went 'Wtf just happened?!"
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