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 Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 10:20 am
When my bd gets mad, he pretends to shoot the bass drum. It's really entertaining because the percussionists all dive under the marimba. 5 percussionists can squeeze under there.
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Posted: Tue Jul 15, 2008 8:00 pm
"Stop play so WHITE!!" "Like Garrett."
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 2:09 pm
"There is NEVER! a ONE MORE TIME!"
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 5:43 pm
One day during practice, the drummers were doing really bad, and the teachers came over to them to see what was wrong. They w=saw that all of them had the wrong piece of music out.
Mr.Fry said,"Well, you can't expect them to get it right the first time, they're drummers."
Sorry drummers.
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Posted: Wed Jul 16, 2008 6:24 pm
My middle school band teacher always used to say "There's no crying in band! do you want me to call the waaaaaaaaaaambulance?" HeHeHeHe! I'll never forget that one. She even had a no crying in band sign, and a no waaaaaaaaaaaambulance sign. She is a charactor!
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Posted: Tue Jul 22, 2008 8:44 am
H: Anyone want popsicles for staying after to help clean up?
All of us: Sure!
Me: Hey, wait, aren't these the freezerburnt ones from band camp?
Everyone: ...*looks at their half-eaten popsicles*
H: Don't be silly...popsicles don't get freezerburn.
Me: Riiight, that explains the ice all over them. >.>
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 23, 2008 7:29 am
One funny thing my band teacher came up with was "BOEFOFSUS". It means "Butt on edge, feet on floor, sit up straight" Just the way it sounded was funny, but it actually comes in handy in remembering good posture.
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 9:22 pm
My band director saw that we had one tuba that wouldn't come apart.
He said that some of our tubas were P.O.S...
Piece of shi... sousaphone.
hahaha.... the me and the other girl tubas were laughing! biggrin
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Posted: Thu Jul 24, 2008 11:48 pm
When I was just in beginning band and my band director, Mrs. King, was teaching us about accents we weren't doing so well. So she said, "When you accent it's dat-da-da-DAT! Not dat-da-da-HONK!!" I couldn't play through the rest of class with out giggling at every accent...
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Posted: Fri Jul 25, 2008 4:59 pm
our band teacher Mr. Catz say ok you Woodworms lets get ready to bring da funk wat band teacher says that
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Posted: Mon Jul 28, 2008 3:24 pm
Today, at swing band, we were taking a water break after marching our practice parade route, and the BD said "Woah look at that -points to large birds flying-. They've been circling here for a while. Did anybody drop dead during the parade route we didn't know about?"
x3
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:12 pm
My bd was singing. I nearly died.
Mr.Hanna: There was a little trombone...
Me:*Tries not to laugh*
I didn't laugh.. xDD The song was BINGO... xDDD
And he sung that song.... I forgot.. But it goes..... Something with forests... God i'm stupid...
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 2:42 pm
"If you have to step in it, make a SPLASH!"
We were talking about marching behind horses in Utah's Days of '47 parade.
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Posted: Wed Jul 30, 2008 6:28 pm
Gary told us about the second number in the field show that we've got to "hump this one hard"
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Posted: Sat Aug 02, 2008 2:05 pm
Our Bd Told us something.. very important;
"Now listen kids, don't take candy from strangers, don't play in the road. And most important, tell Mommy and Daddy about the concert." ~Mr.Hanna
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