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Granted, but the Starbucks turns out to actually be a giant alien spaceship in disguise, built by green creatures from Pluto to kidnap unsuspecting humans. They abduct you when you walk into the store and fly you into outer space where they force feed you alien spinach to see if you would turn green. In a desperate attempt to escape, you jump out through the spaceship window and die in outer space from lack of oxygen. Ten years later, your body is found orbiting around Mars, crushed and mauled by the asteroid belt.

I wish I wouldn't keep losing my pencils at school. sweatdrop

Granted.
But you drown.

I wish somebody would have called me to hang out today.

Granted, but the cost was so high that you went into bankruptcy, and it was taken away.

I wish my dog didn't fart so much...

Granted but your house burns down in the process.

I wish I wasn't glitched.

Granted, but you had to buy them all for your friends!! ((nah, j/k.))

Granted, but all the manga you want are sold out.

I wish that I had all the RuroKen merchandise in the WORLD!!

Granted, but you turned into an a*****e.

JK.

Granted, but they nicely assigned twice as much homework as you have now.

I wish I could go and visit Japan.

granted. you have to eat something that's been in the fridge since last year.

i wish i had a pet parrot.

Granted, but it was a dead otter. You OTTER get rid of it. xd

I wish Gaia had more Vulcan-friendly items.