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 Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:33 am
I pick up the pieces and start a worldwide chess championship. It goes wrong and a major riot starts. I am trampled to death.
I drop my muffin
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:00 pm
I find a muffin on the ground and it comes to life, making me die by its sweet, sweet words.
I drop my tekila xP
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 6:20 am
My friends start playing "Shots" by LMFAO on their trumpets and I take a shot every time "shots" is said in the song. That's 90 times, so I die from alcohol poisoning.
I drop my clarinet (Nothing breaks for some reason)
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 1:59 pm
I trip and impale myself on the clarinet. I die on the table at the hospital and drop my glasses.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:22 pm
I pick up the glasses and they shatter in my face causing me to die and drop my ipod
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 5:53 pm
I pick up the ipod and accidentally delete all of the songs on it. I then spend all of my money on buying songs for it, until I run out forcing myself to borrow money from the mob. Now in debt they turn off the power and other utilities for my apartment and I'm forced to try and eat the ipod. It shocks me on the way down and begins to choke me. Someone rescues me in time, but the lack of air for too long causes brain damage and I'm forced to live in a hospital for the rest of my life. About a week after this a new nurse begins working there who has an obsession with poisening people. She slowly poisons me to death with anti-freeze. All this happened because I picked up a dead girl's ipod. Before I die I drop a stick of deodorant.
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Posted: Sat Oct 02, 2010 11:10 pm
I pick up the deodorant and am killed by the Old Spice guy for it not being Old Spice. While he's destroying me, I drop a deed to the World.
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 9:09 am
I pick up said deed and begin my evil plans for world domination. unfortunately, the best superhero ever, Batman, decides he doesn't like that so much. so he runs me over with his batmobile.
i drop a kitty
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 4:21 pm
As I walk along, I spot a cute kitty.
I gently pick it up and it claws my face off. As I drown in my own blood, I drop a flute
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Posted: Thu Oct 07, 2010 7:24 pm
I pick up the flute, fall out of the stands onto it thus impaling me. On the fall, I drop plans for a Utopia where everything is perfect and nothing can ever go wrong.
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:06 am
I walk by a dead body and pick up plans for Utopia. I sqwee and begin to flail, thus causing the paper to slice my jugular. As I bleed out on the ground,
I drop an I-pod touch
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Posted: Mon Oct 11, 2010 6:47 am
Why must my fate be set?
((I have an Ipod Touch irl. ;o))
I pick up the ipod touch and buy a pair of headphones. I accidentally put the music up too loud and my ears bleed, causing me to bleed to death from my ears, falling to the ground.
I drop my car keys for a limo on my way falling.
In this world that to my elders I am in debt?
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 12:26 pm
I pick up the keys and try to find the limo, but trip over the dead body and impale myself with the keys...thus bleeding to death.
I drop a computer mouse.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:43 pm
I pick up the computer mouse and promptly plug it into my laptop, thus making it explode.
I drop a wristwatch.
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Posted: Tue Nov 02, 2010 1:55 pm
I pick up the wristwatch and it cuts off my curculation and all the extra blood that is not geting to my wrist leaks from he pores and I die
I drop a knife
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