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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 9:16 pm
NO. NEVER.
I care about all babies and kitties. D:
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Posted: Wed Feb 03, 2010 11:37 pm
-hands Chase a baby harp seal- http://www.tigerhomes.org/animal/images/harp-seal-baby.jpg
Not even one as evil as you can do any harm to this. Just look into it's eyes!
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 1:09 am
AWWWWWHHHRRR SO KYOOOOOOOT. *melts* 4laugh
And if you do, Chase, I'll kill you. I swear it. evil
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:42 am
[Doesn't stand a chance..]Izzy grabs it out of Chase's hands and punts it far away. "I remember that damned creature!"[Enjoy the afterlife!]
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 7:49 am
@Azura: I know. X3 It's possibly the cutest thing on the planet. Azura gained the title of: Teh Kyootness! AWWWWWHHHRRR SO KYOOOOOOOT. *melts*--Azura--
@Izzy: Ha!! I was wondering if someone would remember that I've actually done this before. XP....but....why'd you have to punt it? -gets another and gives it to Chase- Izzy gets the title of: Kyootness Punter Tsk tsk...what would Colette think? --Fedora Warrior--
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:29 am
D: Aaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiieeeeeeeeeeee~~~ *chases after punted baby seal into the horizon*
*returns several minutes later, panting, with baby seal in arms, petting it*
Hmm. I wonder if a new titles thread is in or---
*slapped with wet fish by another Azura* Shut up, organization freak! mad
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 9:57 am
*staring at the seal* Its like a little rabbit that got too fat. Its arms and legs are gone... Would it taste like a rabbit still?
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 11:39 am
Oh my god! Your right, it's just too cute to kill! blaugh Hold on a second.
*Chase gets a plastic bag and ties it over the baby seal's head*
There we go.
*Chase's expression of admiration melts away as his eyes widen and teeth bare. He then drops the baby harp seal onto the ground and starts to beat it to a fleshy pulp. All the while, his lips start to curve into a vicious smile that reflects his state of macabre craving. When all that is left to punch is a mound of red mush, Chase gets up and runs towards Azura. He jumps into the air, readies his blade, and strikes down into the arms of Azura, puncturing the now lifeless seal in her clutches. He leaves the knife jutting out of the dead seal as he backs away and motions to Azura, challenging her earlier statement of death. His eyes have become as black as the Devil's.*
@Azura: Don't get rid of this thread. gonk It's such an accomplishment.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:03 pm
..Woah. That was pretty bad-a**.
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:15 pm
Chase, don't tell me that I have to clean up the mushy dead seal now eek I've already cleaned up a dead baby for you evil
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Fedora Warrior Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:36 pm
Ooooo....shouldn't have done that chase...-points to an army of angry adult harp seals- ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK!!!! -army charges at Chase-
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 12:43 pm
Ugh its so hard to breathe right now. I hate this sinus infection xp
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:03 pm
*Pulls the knife out of the seal she is holding and tosses it away from herself, as if it were searing hot and it burned her hand.*
Teh kyootness...why...why... What did teh kyootness ever do to you... 
*Face suddenly contorts into a most angered expression. Eyes widen, pupils thin into catlike slits. Her teeth, bared, grow out into fangs. Her fingernails extend into claws. An eerie, smoky lavenderish aura begins to fume off her body.*
UUUUUUUUWWWWWWWEEEEEEEEHHHHHHHHHHH!!!! HOW DARE YOOOOOOOOUUUUUUU!!!
*A circular glyph with intricate patterns, the same color of her aura only glowing, extends from beneath her to a diameter of about 20 feet. The color of everything begins to seem inverted, like a film negative. The ground starts to quake, and random spots within the glyph begin to crack open and issue steaming hot geysers. Then, from her back explodes a multitude of sword blades, arranged in a winglike pattern. The sword-wings begin to shimmer and resonate...suddenly summoning a curtain of swords out of thin air behind her, that rise up and gather into a stream. Once in the air, the multitude of blades swirl about, clumping into the shape of a gigantic sword pointed toward Chase.*
EEEEEEEEEYYYYYYYYAAAAAAAAAAAGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!
*With her guttural roar, the giant sword composed of seemingly millions of swords begins to charge forth toward Azura's intended target. For good measure, fissures at the edge of the glyph open up, and an army of Tako Lukas begins to crawl out of them.*Chase Me To The End @Azura: Don't get rid of this thread. gonk It's such an accomplishment. I didn't mean this thread. I meant the sticky where everyone's supposed to list their titles, because it's full of people who have long since been inactive. surprised
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:12 pm
Wait, calm yourself Azura! *grabs tons of Kratos plushies and begins to throw them in her way* I hope that works xd
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Posted: Thu Feb 04, 2010 3:20 pm
*The Tako Luka army catches all the Kratos plushies and throws them back out of Azura's line of fire.*
"Nooooo interruptions!" ヽ(≧▽≦)/
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