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 Posted: Sun Jun 29, 2008 7:34 pm
Well the flutes in my band tend to always play loud especially on the higher notes, then they lugh about it. So our band director like recorded them one day without them knowing and played it on the intercom the next morning, everyone got an earache. Then he so proudly named all of our flute players so the whole school knew who played, lets just say, they learned how to control their dynamics XD
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 12:13 am
my band director, who is sadly moving, is hilarious…
One day during fba rehearsals, he stopped the entire band and goes “my sister in law is crazy!… her and my wife went to this church once… you know those ones where they speak in tongues, like shu-nuh-nah-nah-nuh… well any way… now my wife walks around going ‘Jesus, it’s hot in here, sha-nah-nah‘…okay everyone measure fifty-three”
Then one day when the bell rang at the end of class he goes “ever wonder what note that is…” and one of our percussionists shouts out “it’s a c” and plays it on the marimba…
One day we were getting ready for class and he was talking to a group of kids about his drive to school in the morning. “okay so I was in my car right, and I farted… and you know how I have those leather seats so it vibrated, but that’s not the point… I was wondering what note we fart in…”
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Posted: Mon Jun 30, 2008 9:44 am
Haha........ My Band Director..:
"That woman was very 'Jaba'"
"Girlfriend.com"
"DON'T TOUCH ME IN PUBLIC!"
"Have you guys ever been in the forest..And the cops come.. And you have to swallow the evidence *raises his hand* ..... *Is the only one* Well I guess that's just me then *adjusts glasses*"
In the most AWKWARD of times, "OH YEAH BABY! YEAH! OOH OHHH!!"
"Why do YOU get to go to the bathroom? WHEN IS IT MY TURN??!"
.........
There is SO much more...
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 4:11 pm
Pit leader: H, we need to get onto your computer...but it's locked.
H: Okay. I'll tell you the password, don't tell anyone else.
Rest of us: *still standing there*
H: ...well?
Rest of us: Oh. Riiight. ^^;; *moves away about 10 feet*
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Who is Puffer Fish Vice Captain
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Posted: Wed Jul 02, 2008 9:54 pm
When you go from parade rest to attention position, yell out ZOOP!.
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Posted: Sat Jul 05, 2008 4:06 pm
We had a sousaphone last year who played bassoon in concert band.
Hartmetz: Sorry, Stegeman, I can't make your sousa have a double reed. Or could I...? XD That would sound really weird. Anyways, what was I saying?
...yeah...it was weird XD
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:11 pm
our band teacher has said several funny things.
she was tring to teach us something about prununtioation or something like that and she wrote on the board : my cat has flees and i don't like it
but she said: my cat has flees and so do I. but i was the only one that noticed.
one day one of the clarinets squeeked...really loud nd she said: Do i hear a duck?
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Posted: Tue Jul 08, 2008 9:20 pm
ooooo the is more
my freind walks up to her and says:HI MRS.PANCAKES!!!
and she says biggrin on't call me that in public.
our student teacher this year was waaayyy worse.
student teacher: I lOVE SPONGEBOB!!
random freinds: we love you mr.eggy
student teacher:.......i love you too?
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 7:46 am
From last year's concert band...
H: Now, since it's a Halloween concert, you can wear what you want so long as it doesn't interfere with your playing. You can...look crazy.
Kathleen: LIKE MEEE! *had a weird hairstyle that day*
H:...I thought you lost a bet to do that to your head.
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Posted: Sat Jul 12, 2008 11:22 pm
well this stupid trombone ill call him J. & his bff T.
"J. SIT UP" it all starts with that then its "TROMBONES PUT UR s**t AWAY"
then its "T. STOP TALKING" the "band put ur stuff away..." I seriously think its funny but i want to rip J.s head off at the same time..... twisted mrgreen
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Posted: Sun Jul 13, 2008 4:57 pm
my band director sang the barbie song in spanish one time and she also tells tons of funny stories of her old school during marching band 3nodding
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 12:23 am
These two kids who were in my orchestra were super annoying and always they always bugged this girl sitting next to me named Bridget (and every other living thing in the class) so one time they were SO annoying that my director said, "You know you guys... one day you are not going to come to school because Bridget will have killed you" It was just so friggin random like this domokun cheese_whine dshfkjsdhfjkghghdefj
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 6:33 am
Okay, this isn't said but my band director seems to enjoy taking pens/pencils (he may one day grab a flute) and throwing them at students who are talking or aren't paying attention.
It may sound mean but it's actually quite humerus
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 8:09 am
When Sumrall got mad at us, his face turned a reddish purple color. He'd kinda flail and bang his baton on his stand. He would shout at us, among other things, "I'm not doing this for my health!" I always thought that was pretty funny.
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Posted: Mon Jul 14, 2008 9:21 am
When Majoros gets pissed, like if we completely screw up a piece, he'll pretend to have a grenade in his hand, pull out the pin with his teeth, and throw it into the band. It's....strange. o_O;;
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