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 Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 6:21 am
I pick up your brains and put them in a jar. I walk home proudly with my new find, but then trip on a crack in the sidewalk. My glass jar breaks and sends shards of glass everywhere. Unfortunately a piece is sent inside my skull killing me, and my new found brain is squished under the weight of my corpse.
I drop a strobe light.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 7:30 am
I see the strobe light and plug it in, then i DANCE! I'm rather bad but I dont really care because the only people around me are dead. Then I try to break dance and end up breaking my neck. I ow know y it's called break dancing.
I drop a wood stove.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 9:32 am
I try to pick up the wood stove but itz too heavy.I then kick it,receiving a splinter in my foot. I start hopping up&down in pain,causing me to keep falling over dead bodies as the wood stove fall on me and crushes me to death.
I then drop a baseball cap.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 10:44 am
I put on the baseball cap then walk to a Red Sox game without realizing it was a Yankees (YUCK) cap. The crazed fans beat me to death with baseball bats.
I drop my wooden leg.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 12:46 pm
I trip on the wooden leg and fall on my face. I start bleeding right next to a zoo where a hungry bear got loose. Thebear eats me.
I drop my goldfish Pablo.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 1:16 pm
Picks up gold fish and tries to eat it. Chokes and dies.
Drops the back of her ear ring.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 2:55 pm
Picks up back of eraing. Tries to hide it up my nose but it gose up to my brain.
I drop a old boot.
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Posted: Sun Aug 29, 2010 5:47 pm
The old boot gets picked up in a tornado and is sucked up into the sky. It later falls on my head, heel first, and I die due to brain trauma.
I drop my cane.
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Posted: Fri Sep 03, 2010 6:18 pm
I pick up the cane, think it's a giant pretzel, eat it, choke to death and die. whee
I drop a Pokemon card (oh no! ><)
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Posted: Mon Sep 06, 2010 1:15 pm
I get in a pokemon dual and use the card, the loser dies. Guess what I lost. cry
I drop a cat eating a brownie.
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Posted: Thu Sep 09, 2010 10:13 am
The cat falls onto a steel I-beam. It unbalances it and leaps off, sending it down my way. I jump out of its path only to end up hit by a bus.
I drop a ban-hammer.
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Posted: Fri Sep 17, 2010 11:39 am
i pick up the hammer and enroll in a hammer throwing contest were i win and receive a giant metal trophy and i hold it up in the air and all of a sudden it starts to rain and the trophy is struck by lightning, thus electrocuting me.
i drop my driver's license
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:43 am
I pick up said license and use it to drive in a NASCAR race. i crash into the wall and explode into a million pieces.
i drop my ring
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Posted: Wed Sep 29, 2010 11:51 am
I pick up the ring and throw it in the air and laugh it falls in my mouth and i Choke and die T.t Poor me....
I Dropped My cell phone
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Posted: Thu Sep 30, 2010 7:32 am
i pick up the cell phone and see it has unlimited talk and text so i use it a lot and i die slowly from the radiation seeping into my body burning_eyes
i drop my chess pieces
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