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 Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 3:19 am
Han and chewie pilot the Falcon to the space previously occupied by Alderaan. Luke trains with Ben in the back.
Luke: *yells* WHERE'S THE FRITOS?!
Han: *turns and yells back* THEY'RE RIGHT NEXT TO YOU!
Luke: WHERE'S THE MOUNTAIN DEW?!
Han: IN THE FRIDGE! DUH!
Luke: CAN I HAVE A MOUNTAIN DEW?!?!
Han: YES, JUST GO GET IT!!
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 9:27 pm
Luke, I am you momma's baby's daddy!!!- Darth Vader whee
(my brother heard this from somewhere...)
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Posted: Mon Oct 02, 2006 10:25 pm
"Why am I characterized with growls and barks? I AM NOT A DOG OR A BEAR"
-Chewbacca, reflecting upon his life after his death.
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 12:02 am
Leah: I love you. cry
Han: what! I can't hear you! scream
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Tue Oct 03, 2006 7:32 pm
Palpatine: I declare that we are now a galactic empire. Now, 1st order of business... EVERYBODY LIMBO!
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 5:10 am
Obi-wan: Ok Anikan I want you to go to one end of the universe and I will go to the other end. Oh and have your comlink ready.
Anikan: I dont see why but okay.
(A while later, going to the end of the univeres takes a long time)
Obi-wan: Okay...(turns on comlink) Anikan, can you hear me now?....good.
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 8:44 am
Vader: No, Luke. I am your--
Luke: Hold that thought. My favorite soap just came on. *clicks on the holoscreen*
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Posted: Wed Oct 04, 2006 2:00 pm
Han Solo: You know, smuggling illicit drugs that will be sold at exhorbant prices to feed people's unhealthy addictions is a morally bankrupt enterprise. I can no longer continue to partake of this career. Instead, I will devote my existance to the conservation of the Space Slug, which is endangered due to unregulated asteroid mining.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 3:18 pm
holo vid commercial: Bacta, apply directly to the wound. Bacta, apply directly to the wound. Bacta, apply directly to the wound. Bacta, apply directly to the wound. Bacta, sold in stores everywhere.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 6:03 pm
Han Solo: Damn it Chewie! Not again! I thought I told you a million times that you cant have gum! *Sigh* Guess I'll have to get the scissors....
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:13 pm
Boba Fett: Don't you know who I am? I'm the Juggernaut, b***h!
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 7:22 pm
Darth Vader: Now, where is this Juggernaught ********? I will crush him.
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Posted: Fri Oct 06, 2006 11:38 pm
Darth VAder: I am a BAMF. A Bad a** Mother ********. So I needed a new vehicle, so I asked my friends what would be bad a**. They told me I should get one of those new TIE Fighters. No. I bought an Executor-class Star Destroyer. THat is Bad a**.
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Posted: Sat Oct 07, 2006 7:17 pm
Palpatine: Let's upgrade the TIE Fighter design and improve Storm Trooper effectiveness so those damned Rebels won't keep kicking our asses at every turn.
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Oct 08, 2006 3:54 am
Darkened Angel Palpatine: Let's upgrade the TIE Fighter design and improve Storm Trooper effectiveness so those damned Rebels won't keep kicking our asses at every turn. ((actually, that's something they did say during/after thrawn)) Boba Fett: Goddammit. Bossk, could you get that wedgie for me? I swear, this Mandelorian armor chafes like a mofo.
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