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 Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:07 am
You wanted a haircut.
You stole Popeye's spinach!
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:38 am
He was addicted to it.
You made me wear this scarf.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 8:56 am
It's 30 below outside!
You won't let me buy cough syrup!
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 10:19 am
Because you aren't coughing.
You hit my gut!
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:25 am
On accident, because I forgot that you were there.
You ate my spare candycane. scream
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:26 am
I was being controlled by a mad man!
You hit me when my back was turned!
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:27 am
No, that was the guy behind you.I keep telling you that.
You won't wear the sweater I knitted for you.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:29 am
It's too small to put on.
You keep looking at my downstairs cat cheeks.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:35 am
It's not my fault, you are naked.
You stole my shoes and put poo in them
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:39 am
You had kitty litter in it.
You tried to drown me.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:44 am
you needed a bath.
You ripped my dress.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:46 am
No that was my dress.
You pulled my tail when I was sleeping.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:50 am
I thought it was rope.
You stole my radio!
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:54 am
But I gave it to you.
You ate my sushi.
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Posted: Fri Dec 03, 2010 11:56 am
You're allergic to them.
You passed gas in my face!
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