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 Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:16 pm
It isn't cutties you have. It's cooties. Cooooooties. Cooties neutralized the fire in your flamethrower, thus leading to the suicide fail. razz
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:28 pm
... *picks up a randome pistol, fires it at my head. For a second nothing happens but then this appears* OOOHHHH! Persona! (Anyone get the reference xd )
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:36 pm
Azura Cantarella *whaps short-term memory loss with a golf club* >_<
Erm, right. I meant to ask this earlier. So, Tiefe, what is this novel that doesn't suck?
I haven't read a novel in a while myself... sweatdrop
I feel like a little kid for saying it, but the Pendragon books. I like them. They're very out there. ^^
Chase; Your logic is FLAWED.
A novel is a book. ^^
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:37 pm
Neverwinter_Night23 ... *picks up a randome pistol, fires it at my head. For a second nothing happens but then this appears* OOOHHHH! Persona! (Anyone get the reference xd )
[/smack] Tell it to go home. Its creeeeeepy. D :
[/clings to Minako]
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:39 pm
haha minako cant save you now twisted My persona is infested with the cooties. There is no stopping us from ruling the world scream
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:41 pm
Okay?
Where the hell is Chase? I need to feast on his corpse and steal the powers of Flawed logic to inflict upon others.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:44 pm
I think Thanatos might have eaten him *looks up at Thanatos and see's it nomming on Madniss* Oh, he ate the bunny-dog thing sweatdrop Oh and its Minato not Minako. *Thanatos blasts Tiefe with the FAIL spell*
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:45 pm
And now, the revelation! (And don't worry, after this, I'll go back to my usual goofiness)
Last time on Dragon Ball //ERROR//:
...Some sh** happened.
Now, to continue!
Kyaaa!
*Madniss dodges Chase's kick*
Madniss: Sit.
*Madniss unleashes a force that grounds Chase*
Chase: Ugh! ...Damn! That rabbit's dynamite!
Madniss: Would you like some cake?
Chase: Just...What the hell are you?!
Madniss: I am here to kill babies and kitties by manipulating the //ERROR//.
Chase: And just what is the //ERROR//?!
Madniss: Isn't it obvious?
Chase: Guh.
Madniss: The //ERROR// is-
bleep bloop bleep KRRRSHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH.
Sorry. We are experiencing some technical difficulties. Please hold on.
bloop bloop bleep TING
Thank you for waiting. The program will now resume.
Chase: No! NO! That...That can't be!
Madniss: Oh, it can. Now continue to be my pawn, bitc*!
To be continued...Right now.
Just what did Madniss reveal? Here is the missing reel, no teasing lol.
Madniss: The //ERROR// is YOU.
Chase: What?
Madniss: You are the //ERROR//
Chase: I...I don't understand.
Madniss: Two years ago, prior to joining this guild, you suffered a sever concussion that left you with permanent brain damage...The //ERROR//
Chase: What? Sever concussion? I don't remember that!
Madniss: Of course not; because of the brain damage. And it was all plotted by me.
Chase: Why? Why would you want to give me brain damage?
Madniss: So to make it easier to manipulate you!
Chase: Manipulate me? To do what?
Madniss: To kill kitties and babies, of course! I am a demon, and that's what demons do best! Mwuhahaha!
Chase: No! NO! That...That can't be!
Madniss: Oh, it can. Now continue to be my pawn, bitc*!
Chase: Never! Kyaaa
*Chase rushes to Madniss, fists poised to strike*
Madniss: Hmph. Useless.
*Madniss unleashes a force that sends Chase flying and then-
And then chocolate swirls. Cake...Cake... ...//ERROR//
Two years ago
*A nurse and doctor are peering into a blank room inhabited by...Me. In a straight jacket.
Nurse: Doctor, what's wrong with him?
Doctor: Brain damage from a sever concussion.
Nurse: What is his condition?
Doctor: Madness...Madniss...
Nurse: What should we do?
Doctor: Unleash him.
Nurse: Unleash him? Where?
Doctor: Onto the ToS guild, of course...Where he will be home...
Nurse: Good idea doctor. How about after that bj you try a piece of my cake?
Doctor: Don't you know?
Nurse: Know what?
Doctor: It's a lie.
Chase: The cake...The cake is a lie...
Madniss: But it is such a delicious lie.
End
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:51 pm
Tiefe Wasser Azura Cantarella *whaps short-term memory loss with a golf club* >_<
Erm, right. I meant to ask this earlier. So, Tiefe, what is this novel that doesn't suck?
I haven't read a novel in a while myself... sweatdrop
I feel like a little kid for saying it, but the Pendragon books. I like them. They're very out there. ^^
Chase; Your logic is FLAWED.
A novel is a book. ^^
Wait, wha? How is it flawed? ...I think you FAILED your FLAW. sweatdrop
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 3:57 pm
*standing ovation* Bravo! Spectacular conclusion! rofl
See, Neverwinter, that thing Thanatos is nomming on isn't Madniss. neutral Madniss is with the doctors enjoying the bj cake.
*pop*
Wait a minute...that didn't turn out right...something got lost in translation there...  *scratches head*
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:04 pm
Then what is Thanatos eating? *looks closer to see hes eating Llyod* Bad Thanatos! Don't eat my friends! *thanatos drops llyod and begins to whimper*... but I love you so much Thanatos!!!!!
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:14 pm
 [Doesn't stand a chance..]"Lloyd! Today will be the day I kill you-"
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"Why is Colette wearing my clothes?"[Enjoy the afterlife!]
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:16 pm
Thank you, thank you. *Bows*
Well, I'm done with that shiii-
Though, I love Madniss so much, I'll keep him as a pet for all to cuddle and hug...But no nomming!
Also, on another note, that epic end for my characters in the rp thread isn't happening. I is too lazy. So as of this moment, Creamy Goodness, Goddorz Roxxorz and Slops are no more. Sawwy.
So...I could really go for some cake now...Dammit.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:17 pm
Chase Me To The End Tiefe Wasser Azura Cantarella *whaps short-term memory loss with a golf club* >_<
Erm, right. I meant to ask this earlier. So, Tiefe, what is this novel that doesn't suck?
I haven't read a novel in a while myself... sweatdrop
I feel like a little kid for saying it, but the Pendragon books. I like them. They're very out there. ^^
Chase; Your logic is FLAWED.
A novel is a book. ^^
Wait, wha? How is it flawed? ...I think you FAILED your FLAW. sweatdrop
...but a novel is classified as a book, even though the classification of the book type is a novel.
Please direct your further inquires to a dictionary.
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Posted: Mon Jan 25, 2010 4:18 pm
Azura Cantarella *standing ovation* Bravo! Spectacular conclusion! rofl
See, Neverwinter, that thing Thanatos is nomming on isn't Madniss. neutral Madniss is with the doctors enjoying the bj cake.
*pop*
Wait a minute...that didn't turn out right...something got lost in translation there... *scratches head*
[/chomps hand]
Bad Azu. Come back to meh.
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