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 Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:29 am
Your shamrock plant makes up its mind. It's going to flourish and eat your best friends to do so. One night it gets so hungry it eats you.
I wish teachers would be more specific about what they want from us students.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:31 am
Granted, but they want your soul.
I wish camels lived in my backyard.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:17 am
Wish Granted, but they spit all over you.
I wish I had my own Gym.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 10:18 am
granted. but you break both your legs while using it.
i wish i had a semla (is a sort of sweet bun with whipped cream and almonds).
looks like this
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 12:32 pm
Granted...but I eat it.
I wish Gaia had wigs instead of automatically changing your hair...
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:04 pm
Granted but the wigs are radioactive and melt brains.
I wish Kyo was a real person.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:08 pm
Granted but she locks herself away in a tower never to be seen again.
I wish I was shorter.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:14 pm
I wish for sight into the future, past and present that I do not know about.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:20 pm
Granted, but then life would be surprise-less for you, ergo, extremely boring.
I wish I had the economic possibilities to watch BB Mountain every day of this week.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 2:54 pm
[.Adolescence.] Granted, but then life would be surprise-less for you, ergo, extremely boring.
I wish I had the economic possibilities to watch BB Mountain every day of this week. " wish i could quit you!" Granted but it will be what you watch for all eternaty. I wish i would die the most grossum death ever ( badden that up!)
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 3:45 pm
Granted, but you live in a time warp where everyday you die a different, gruesome death.
I wish I hadn't thrown my medications away.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 5:36 pm
granted, but you threw them towards instead, and they hit you in the faCE.
I wish I was incorruptable.
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Posted: Fri Feb 17, 2006 9:05 pm
Granted, but you try to corrupt a whale and it sits on you.
I wish I could fly.
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Posted: Sat Feb 18, 2006 12:47 am
Granted, but flew into the left engine of a jumbo jet, splattering your guts all over.
I wish twelve year olds would quit asking me for love advice.
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