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Azura Cantarella
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:54 pm

You know, he successfully broke my brain for a bit. That deserves a title. rofl

Chase has gained the title of:
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Congratulations. All your code-babble successfully short-circuited the Captain's brain. You shall pay for that...soon...

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 6:56 pm

Azura Cantarella

You know, he successfully broke my brain for a bit. That deserves a title. rofl

Chase has gained the title of:
Coded Confusion
Congratulations. All your code-babble successfully short-circuited the Captain's brain. You shall pay for that...soon...

"...You shall pay for that...soon..."

Err...uhh.....23 skidoo!

*Comically bolts whilst leaving an after image that also bolts*

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:39 pm

*Takes a slingshot and flings a crumpled-up piece of paper at Chase's head as he runs away. The paper is the bill for Azura's brain repairs.*

I meant that kind of pay! scream

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:45 pm

Azura Cantarella

*Takes a slingshot and flings a crumpled-up piece of paper at Chase's head as he runs away. The paper is the bill for Azura's brain repairs.*

I meant that kind of pay! scream

Oh, ok...

well, lessee here...

*Opens up the crumpled bill. Jaw begins to drop after a quick scan*

...10 DOLL HAIRS?!

That's an outrage!

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 7:53 pm

wut.

How the fudge does it say doll hairs?! *storms over and looks at bill*

Well whaddya know...thought it said 100 dollars at the start.

Still...s'not like I have 10 doll hairs on hand...you're still paying. mrgreen

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:06 pm

Azura Cantarella

wut.

How the fudge does it say doll hairs?! *storms over and looks at bill*

Well whaddya know...thought it said 100 dollars at the start.

Still...s'not like I have 10 doll hairs on hand...you're still paying. mrgreen

*Sappy violin music starts to play*

Please, mistuh. I need those doll hairs to get food for muh baby.

*Pulls out the baby I store in my murse*

Look into her sweet eyes, and then ask for her to starve!

*Begins to stretch the baby out, but then it slips from my hand and drops, it's soft skull landing with a thud and splattering over the pavement*

...*Eyes twitch*

Wow. That...That was very morbid. Umm...Ha ha, err...Here you go.

*Hands over the doll hairs*

Umm...That baby...wasn't mine, so...This never happened.

*Runs away*

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:40 pm

*was watching the baby splat*

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*brain short-circuits...again*

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 8:51 pm

*Cleans up the splattered baby mess and begins the expensive process of fixing Azuras brain* The bad thing is, this isn't first time I've had to clean up a splattered baby corpse on a message board xp

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:01 pm

Azu;; Resurrection! [/casts spell at chu]

Chase;; Title time.

Chase me to the end has earned the title of
"Morbid much?"
Oh, come on. You could have thought of something different.

Neverwinter has earned the title of
"Why me?"
"This isn't the first time I've had to do this." It probably isn't your last, my friend.

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:11 pm

Well, the first time was that one of my friends was playing with a baby, she did that thing where you toss the baby into the air, it hit a ceiling fan and went flying toward a wall. Yeeah my friends are grusome.

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Azura Cantarella
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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:37 pm

HHBLBLBLLL~ *shakes head vigorously*

How can you imagine such things happening to babies?! gonk

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:44 pm

He seems to have more problems then a Blackberry in the hands of a moron. : O

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 9:49 pm

Rei the Kyuubi

He seems to have more problems then a Blackberry in the hands of a moron. : O

rimshot, anyone?

@Azura: Sorry...

Do you need another 10 doll hairs? rofl

And don't worry, all is well. Never cleaned it all up. It's like a baby didn't even die here today! Horray!

Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:01 pm

Seems to be working alright now.

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Posted: Mon Jan 18, 2010 10:16 pm

We managed fix him

@Azura: I just have an evil imagination ^_^

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