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 Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:26 pm
I told you you had enough to drink last night, but NOOOO, all you said was "wew dat stuuf is grat" then you downed another and fell over *crosses arms* that was my drink too!
You told everyone I was pregnant! AND IM A MAN!
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:28 pm
Yeah, well, you shouldn't have had sex with me then got a sex change! D:
You stole my virginity. And I wasn't even conscious. How is that possible!? gonk
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:31 pm
You paid me to pay someone to make you unconscious.And give that someone your virginity burning_eyes
You told me Pokemon were real gonk
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Posted: Sun Nov 28, 2010 5:34 pm
Well you had a Raichu fetish. whee
You asked me to marry you. Then got off with this dude next to me 30 seconds after. crying crying crying
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 8:51 am
That was a cheap knock-off of me, and not actually me.
You forgot to clean my kitty litter!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:12 am
No, your litterbox was too stinky for me to clean so I used it to hide my junk in
You didn't pet me gonk
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 9:53 am
So take a look at me now,
'cause there's just an empty space I just finished gardening and didn't want to muss your fur!
You ate my science project! And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:16 am
I can't help it if I like the taste of hydrogen sulphide!
You hacked NASA and pinned it all on me!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:47 am
Well you were working with a Russian who got the security passes somewhere.
You took all my clothes gonk
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 10:56 am
I thought it was your laundry.
You made sushi with my goldfish sad
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 12:48 pm
It was in the "Make sushi out of me" section on the table.
You let the dogs chase me!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:36 pm
Boris_Badenov It was in the "Make sushi out of me" section on the table. You let the dogs chase me! guilty. take me away officers. you offered me tea and put one of those genderbender potions in it!!!
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:38 pm
I thought you'd look lovely with bosoms. 3nodding
You said hello to me. stare
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:52 pm
Saying hello isn't a crime scream
You took my milk away from me.
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Posted: Mon Nov 29, 2010 3:54 pm
I couldn't keep affording to give you it every... 2... Hours...
You kissed me. scream
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