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 Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 6:45 am
Han: As you wish princess.
Leia: That was a bad Princess Bride joke.
Han: All the good ones were taken...
(Boba Pops in)
Boba: Inconceibable!
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 11:58 am
Obi-wan kenobi: *waving to luke* Bye!
Yoda: Bye!
Obi-wan: Have fun storming the cloud city!
Yoda: will they make it?
Obi-wan: It'll take a miracle, Bye!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 7:44 pm
Link: ( in a wheelbarrow and covered by a large holocaust cloak ) I AM THE DREAD PIRATE DARKSUN... * guys start running in fear as Link continues on and is set on fire *
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:00 pm
(Cont.)
*At a graveyard On Ord Mantell, in an unmarked grave, a certain dead space pirate is spinning like a top*
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 8:11 pm
Ferno: A wise rule is never assault Coruscant, but another rule that's not as well known is never challenge a sith when death is on the line!
*falls over dead*
Link: *blink blink*
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Posted: Thu Sep 21, 2006 10:47 pm
Some girl: But what about the HOUSes?
Link: Hutts of unusual size? I don't believe they exist... * gets pounced on by a giant Hutt *
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Fri Sep 22, 2006 2:01 pm
Anakin Skywalker: Nnnnooooooo I just killed Padme!
(a generation later)
Luke Skywalker: Nnnnnnoooooo Darth Vader is my father!
(another generation later)
Ben Skywalker: Nnnnnoooooo the milk has gone bad!
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 5:20 am
(god dammit, itachi, we were on a roll!)
Palpatine: You have bested my Wampa, so that means you are exceptionally strong. And so, believing yourself to be invincible, you would take the red lightsaber. But you have also bested my swordsman, which means you have studied, and in studying learned that man is susceptible to the Dark Side, and so would put the red lightsaber as far away from yourself as possible!!!
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Darkened Angel Vice Captain
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Posted: Sun Sep 24, 2006 7:17 pm
Luke: Hello, my name is Luke Skywalker. You killed my father. Prepare to die.
Vader: No, I am your father.
Luke: What!? Lucas, man, did you seriously write this s**t? I mean come on man, who the Hell didn't see THAT coming? How the Hell am I supposed to scream " NOOOO! THAT'S IMPOSSIBLE! " to something that's so damned predictable? Dammit, I knew I should've taken that job at McEndor's...
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:04 pm
Angel: I got a battlecruiser!
Freya: I got money, a wookiee, and I'm starting a resistance movement!
Ferno: I have a Star Dreadnaught and a weaponized virus.
Angel: What do you got Link?
Link: This one has a sword! heart
All: stare
Angel: Loser.
Freya: Super loser
Ferno: I am going to find an advisery worth my time.
Link: sweatdrop
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 8:45 pm
Revak: "Guess what I've got!"
Ferno: "What?"
Revak: "A Superweapon!"
Ferno: "So, everybody's got a superweapon..."
Revak: "Mines different."
Ferno: "How so?"
Revak: "It builds stuff." twisted
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Posted: Tue Sep 26, 2006 10:03 pm
Vera: I just got an R6 droid and a new model Imperial shuttle...!
...*tumbleweed through space*
Vera: ...Guys?
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:23 am
stellarmagic Revak: "Guess what I've got!" Ferno: "What?" Revak: "A Superweapon!" Ferno: "So, everybody's got a superweapon..." Revak: "Mines different." Ferno: "How so?" Revak: "It builds stuff." twisted cont. Ferno: "So? You basically rebuilt the starforge. Just buy them off eport."
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 7:36 am
Revak: Ah, but the starforge doesn't build more starforges or destroy planets to get its building materials!
(Yes I know... waiting for the World Devestator come back...)
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Posted: Wed Sep 27, 2006 8:07 am
(Cont.)
Cale: I got a fleet of starships, a sexy amazon as my first mate, and my own planetoid, plus I know how to make the best Jet Juice in the galaxy.
Link: This one has his sword.
Cale: .............How the hell are you related to me again?
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