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 Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 10:38 am
What are you talking about I'm the one who gave it to you in the first place. I AM YOUR FATHER!
You farted in the elivator and pushed the emergancy stop button, HOW COULD YOU!
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 11:07 am
Two words, "Hell Noe!"
Points her sword at your neck, "You killed the devil! He was my father you bad bad person you!"
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 12:42 pm
But he trying to kill me I self protecting.
You killed my Hamster?
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 1:54 pm
“Which road do I take?"
"Where do you want to go?"
"I don't know," Alice answered.It was a mercy killing - you kept making him go to tea parties.
You stole my shoes. Unforgivable. "Then", said the cat, "It doesn't matter.”
“If you don't know where you are
going, any road will get you there.”
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:00 pm
They were Uggs. I did you a favour. talk2hand
You ate my book!
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:08 pm
It was a cookbook and I was hungry. Can you blame me? Tasted like chicken.
Why'd you steal all my socks?
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:10 pm
Because sandals are all the rage these days.
YOU STOLE MY BEST FRIENDS COUSINS UNCLES FATHERS SISTERS BEST FRIENDS WIFES CHICKEN! :3
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:11 pm
So take a look at me now,
'cause there's just an empty space No way am I taking the fall for that one - it was for def the laundry monster
I had no IDEA it was your best friend's cousin's uncle's father's sister's best friend's wife's chicken! She should really label it or something
You replaced my flour with baking soda and now my pancakes taste awful! And there's nothing left here to remind me,
just the memory of your face
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:11 pm
Yeah right I'm a vegetarian!
You drank my mountain dew.. Right in front of me..
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:21 pm
And it was damn good, too.
YOU GOT ME PREGNAT!
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:26 pm
Well you asked for it... You just... Weren't entirely sober! :3
You kissed my wife!
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Posted: Thu Nov 25, 2010 2:35 pm
I was experimenting.
You did unspeakable things with a banana in public.
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 6:47 am
Don't mention that again, I was young.
You made me wear a sweater on thanksgiving, made out of YOUR HAIR
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 10:12 am
How is making a sweater a crime? Besides, it's soft and silky!
You smashed by computer, which had stored crucial data that could have helped create the first human transporter.
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Posted: Fri Nov 26, 2010 11:17 am
It was going to start the events of Terminator.
You made me forget my idea for an accusation or defense!
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